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Don't worry, we're back with another career killer. LXG, as the kids call it, is on deck this month and it sure fits this year's theme. What it lacks in a compelling story, it makes up for in pure boredom. Oh well, come check out the best Sean Connery impressions you'll hear this year I'm sure.

We take a small break from a terrible list of career killer films to have a little fun. This time IN PERSON. That's right, ya boy Brett ventured out into the wilds on Ohio to see his favorite cohost Pat. We were joined by longtime friend of the pod, Henry, as we complete another completely unhinged tier list for your enjoyment. Back to the bad film grind in July but for now, ENJOY!

Well the critics and memes weren't lying, this movie is an absolute stinker. And why is it soooooo blue? Was there a sale on blue gels or something? Anyway, tune to hear all about Rastafarian John Travolta walking around on stilts doing some kind of voice while ooga booga cave people of the year 3000AD fight back.

THREE HOURS!!! This boring, self-indulgent "patriotic" mess is THREE HOURS! Anyway...come enjoy our take on the famous Kevin Costner ego project that is The Postman. At least we all know if the world goes to shit, we can all rely on the US Postal Service to save us all. https://discord.gg/njuNAVAyBQ

Antonio Banderas plays a Middle Eastern man with a thick Spanish accent who decides to join up with Vikings he doesn't understand to fight an enemy he's never heard of all for...reasons? Captivating, I know. Well join us, warriors, as we discuss this dud.

Well, this one isn't terrible...but don't worry, it's also not good by any measure. This one is a grossly miscast epic adventure with uneven tone and pacing. If you like explosions though this one may be for you. So hoist the sails and come along for the pirating escapades with us! Song: The World's Most Epic Sea Shanty Composer: Alexander Nakarada Website: https://creatorchords.com/ License: Crea...

Happy 2026, nerds! The theme this year is....CAREER KILLERS. We dive right in with a truly awful Bruce Willis film that is completely nonsensical and devoid of any joy. At least there was Frank Stallone? Anyway, buckle up, folks, it's going to be an interesting year!

As our year of Arnie wraps up we delve right into the iconic Xmas movie, Jingle All the Way. It really puts you into that consumerism spirit with some laughs along the way. Make sure you stay until the end to hear our final rankings of the Arnie films we watched in 2025. Have a great holiday season and you'll hear from us again in 2026!

The year is coming to a close and the penultimate movie for your consideration is 1988's Twins. A time when you got away with a lot more in a PG movie it seems. Finally nice to see some actual chemistry between costars as well. There's a lot of plot(s) going on but it's well done and leads to a rewarding 90+ min experience.

What happens when you team up Arnold attempting a Russian accent with Jim Belushi doing whatever the heck it is he does? You get a terrible movie with two leads and zero chemistry. At least we get to see Gina Gershon a couple times though? Buckle up, and take a trip on the garbage truck with us.

Back on track with a classic. Can you believe Pat has also never seen the Terminator movies? Insane! Well let's dive into Arnie's iconic role that solidified him as a leading man by having very little dialogue. Less is more when it comes to lines for our main man. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

Another early Arnie film this month BUT one that is actually watchable. Heck, I'll even say it was "Pretty Good". Tune in and let us know if you agree. It's full of Arnie noises and what seems like just a little too much horse violence. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

Sorry for the false advertising, this in not good, it's also not pretty good, it's absolute trash. Never watch this movie, EVER. I'm still working on forgiveness as Pat made me watch this movie. Tune in to find out just how wretched this stinking turd left in a hot car truly is. witch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

Can you believe Pat has NEVER seen Predator? That is absolutely insane so this month we right that wrong and dive in to a film with so many meme origins. New Hulu series is out and Badlands is on its way so what better time to introduce Pat to the Yautja than now? twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

So, can Arnie actually act? Let's find out together as we discuss the post apocalyptic drama that is Maggie. Arnie has to be a big sad boy in this one and a loving father at the same so it's quite an ask for our favorite heavy object carrier. There was some buzz around this indie film at the time of its release but was it deserved? twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord...

Well this month I wanted to reset our palates with the continued year of Arnie and, boy, did we accomplish that with this giant flaming turd of a movie. Lock in for a nonsensical plot, lazy acting, and a film that can't figure out what genre it wants to be. Backing to mining Arnie gold in May! twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

Happy MARSch, everyone! That's right, Arnie 2025 continues and this month it's another classic - Total Recall. And of course not that garbage remake but the OG masterpiece showing off some interesting practical effects and less puns. Arnie really showing growth as artist in this one. So buckle up and get your ass to Mars with your boys! twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh di...

THE YEAR OF ARNIE IS UPON US!!!! That's right, we decided that Arnie desired an entire year to fully appreciate. Pat hasn't seen a lot of these absolute gems so it makes it even more fun. He is a one man killing machine and they kidnapped his daughter. Do you think he can literally kill everyone including a private militia? Tune in to find out. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothing...

Happy New Year, NERDSSSSS!!! Pat and Brett are back with an absolute banger of an action film. This may be when Arnie peaked. He really activates his "acting" skills in this gem and bought some dad jokes wholesale to fill up this baby. I hope your New Years resolution was to spend more time listening to us. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

2024 really flew by didn't it? We watched 11 movies together this year and it was time well spent with you all. It's time for Brett and Pat to rank the viewed movies of 2024. Do you think we agree or disagree or aggressively disagree? Tune in to see if our friendship survived 2024 and if we'll see you all in 2025! twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

This month is a film neither of your pretty good friends, Pat and Brett, have seen: Longlegs. Did Nic Cage get to be Nic Cage? How long were this guys legs? Is there a daddy joke anywhere in there? All questions we try to answer this month along with some side chat about Halloween and Brett's amateur photography. As always, join the Discord and catch Pat on Twitch every week. And stay tuned in Dec...

We spent our time exploring the Norwegian wilderness hunting trolls alongside Hans and some college dopes. Join us as we talk about a movie with one of the most frustrating endings we've seen. Creature effects and CGI were both really good and make up for weak plot points so tune in to find out if it's worth your time!

Are you a punk rocker? Are you a socially awkward weirdo? Are you directionless and seeking love? Or are you too cool for all that? Either way, check out Dinner in America as it gets the Brett and Pat seal of approval. It's a dark comedy and a coming of age tale not often told but a great journey. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

This month we are seeing if a slapstick comedy from South Park creator's Matt and Trey can hold up today. It's got jokes and it's got visual gags throughout but the question remains...does any of it land? Well, time for you time find out I guess. twitch.tv/epiccouchtime twitch.tv/brettingtonfrothingslosh discord.gg/gdTEUm9p6c

We are in the deep heat of the summer and it's a perfect time for a coming of age tale set against the backdrop of a high school summer in Ohio. The writing, the acting, and the characters of this film will captivate you and with it's R rating, language wasn't toned down to make it hit that PG-13 summer market. Even as a R, it's not a boner comedy about sex and boobies but just a really fun film....