Pretending to be People

Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman "Stump" Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won't be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job. And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate is only here to sow chaos. But she's biding her time. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Gl...

Flaccid teeth are described during a discussion about what, exactly, is abetting. A flashback sets up what's coming. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon . Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch...

Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" ... "Do You Want To Get Inside Me?" Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My...

A line is drawn in the sand. A gun is drawn with no plan. A memory is drawn out to understand. Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's A...

Campari is red, Daddy is blue, who do you trust if you can't trust the news? Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Al...

Alternate titles: Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs SHARE OUR SLICK NEW VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Gre...

SHARE THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. MAYBE EVEN CHECK OUT OUR RECENT REDDIT POSTS . Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God. Submit your entries to the Season Two Fanart Contest/Drawing in the Subreddit . Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listener...

Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew // Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore // Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married // Submit your entries to the Season Two Fanart Contest/Drawing in the Subreddit . Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter...

Many paths lie before our intrepid news team. Before choosing, one should trust the folks on their six (94.2). Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See...

Alternate episode titles: Ask Jeeves-ing // Back on the Right Track // Bad Eggs in The City Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

House emoji. HUMINT emoji. DMX emoji. I guess the latter two are requests. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Fuck, y'all. Roleplaying is so much fun. You gotta get a game going. Shit's wild. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a new Pettimore-centric Patreon arc written and run by Thomas! Joe, Luke, and Zach are playing Pettimores, back in the holler for the first time after the events of Season One for Ma Pettimore's 70th birthday, and they're sniffing at John's trail of clues toward his enormous and well-earned treasure. Listen to the rest of the arc and support the...

So, gather up your jackets, move it to the exits I hope you have found a friend Closing time, every new beginning Comes from some other beginning's end, yeah This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and...

The gang heads to The Zeitgeist for the denouement. There, they unearth a phenomenon. This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Huds...

836836836836836836836836 836836836 836836836836836836 This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman . Hosted on Acast. Se...

Shelly St. Blythe is a crystal doctor with an even stranger hobby. Vincenti Boeri dresses well and has a good eye for new employees. Jimmy Corrigan is a badass with a soft spot for his wife and children. And this episode features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and F...

This episode is all about family, The NaturHole, and the movies happening inside the car. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

This is the hardest we've laughed in a long time. Plenty of plot on the next episode for you plotheads. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Joe asked why I stopped doing the little stingers at the end. I told him they're only possible when we're way too squirrelly, so you be the judge of what that says about this session. CW: Self-harm/mutilation from 28:45 until 31:28. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other l...

Actions have consequences. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of December and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot, homebrewed and run by Zach, with Luke, Joe, and Thomas as your fellow players (o...

The CAN Van heads back to The City. But this doesn't quite feel like a victory. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

WARNING: this episode contains nasty puke/vomit/barf sounds. Gross. Also, there's a death. Look out! Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...