Pretending to be People

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of amphetamines, it's daylight, and we're not wearing sunglasses." Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acas...

The CAN Crew (and Algernon) consider summoning Steve the Cleve. This is the penultimate episode of this arc. The ultimate episode of this arc will come out on Friday. Probs lots of announcements in that one. Stay frosty. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . So...

The CAN Crew takes uppers and explores Grover Cleveland's hole. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Grover Cleveland's baby carriage, fishing rod, magic tackle box, and what else?" Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

All are concerned. A promotion is earned. Read the Discord Spoilers Chat to learn why the churned turned that yearned for the inturned undiscerned was burned. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and...

Alternate titles include: Pull It // That Was Surely Mike // This Is Bedroom Gin? // A Hole 'Nother Thing // The Last Turd // Mike's Oxhard Lemonade // Algernon, Alger-gone // Goofed Up With Gottle Juice Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAV...

Two conversations and a fair amount of plot bring new relations, and affairs are often fraught. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

"What about this guy? Why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something." Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar...

Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could've Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You're Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . So...

Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare //Anyway, we're gonna go have a competition where we prove who's more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby //I Didn't Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) //He's an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow...

Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn't add up. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Cal Colorado meets Algernon Geils-Gerding. It goes as well as expected. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes. Support the show on Patreon . Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit . Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl . Hos...

Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens . Support the show on Patreon . Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebo...

Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens . Support the show on Patreon . Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . Fi...

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, Cal yells, "I will destroy this book" and "gotta burn the body, too!" So it's that kind of episode. This episode features Ellinor Di...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, this one's great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Gl...

The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon . This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens . Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow a...

More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a o...

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt...

Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Za...

Round and round and down and down. As it was, so it is. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon . Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store . Follow along on Instagram ,...

Worked it harder, made it better // Did it faster, made them stronger // More than ever, hour after hour // The torture was never over. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Check out this sick Stevie art by Modd . Support the show on...

This one's quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy. Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I'm a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show...