Press X to Despair
Press X to Despair
Press X to Despair is a weekly audio ritual where a slightly broken monk explains the absurdity of modern work and how to survive it with humour, confusion, and occasional enlightenment
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Mar 10, 2026
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Episodes
This week I am a distressed pebble 10.03.2026 30:44
The Monk spends the week being small, worn down, and quietly overwhelmed by forces that insist on calling themselves natural. Thoughts roll. Edges soften. Nothing improves, but it does become smoother.
This week I am cosmic moisture 03.03.2026 34:46
The Monk becomes something vague, everywhere, and mildly inconvenient. Thoughts condense. Meaning evaporates. Events occur without asking permission. No one agrees on what cosmic moisture actually is, least of all the Monk.
This week I am a tea bag of fate 24.02.2026 34:54
The Monk drifts through a series of moments steeped too long and taken far too seriously. Small decisions ripple. Conversations grow bitter. Someone insists this was always meant to happen. The Monk disagrees quietly from the bottom of the cup.
This week I am a paperclip 17.02.2026 27:32
A series of small, unnecessary incidents unfold while the Monk attempts to hold things together. Conversations bend. Tasks fail. Nothing aligns properly. He remains useful in theory only.
This week I am a traffic cone 10.02.2026 28:03
Ah, welcome back, persistent listeners drifting through the haze of another week. Let us once again prise open the world’s overstuffed filing cabinet and see what nonsense has been misfiled under “progress.”
This week I am an emergency whistle 03.02.2026 32:28
Ah, welcome back, resilient wanderers of the weekly chaos. Let us once more unfurl the scroll of global happenings, wipe away the fingerprints of incompetence, and pretend any of it makes sense.
This week I am a decorative fern 27.01.2026 31:45
A selection of strange moments unfold quietly while the Monk attempts to remain ornamental and unnoticed. People speak. Objects complain. Time sighs. He stands in the corner like decor you did not choose but cannot remove. The episode will not explain itself. It never considered that an obligation.
This week I am a tiny pepper pot 20.01.2026 29:47
Strange things occur. People behave. Objects interfere. The Monk tries to understand why the universe feels smaller and slightly perforated. He does not succeed, and neither will you, but you might enjoy the attempt.
This week I am a disappointed cloud 13.01.2026 29:29
Not because the episode is about weather. It isn’t. At least, not intentionally. But the mood of a cloud felt accurate: drifting aimlessly, observing chaos from above, occasionally releasing rain out of sheer emotional inconvenience. In this second episode, expect another scatter of strange sketches and mild philosophical confusion as I attempt to offer wisdom with the structural integrity of vapo...
This week I am a bus stop 06.01.2026 30:33
This week, I am a bus stop. Not because the episode is about buses. It isn’t. Not really. But the spirit of the bus stop felt right: patient, confused, occasionally sheltering strangers from nonsense. In this first episode, enjoy a scatter of absurd thoughts and calming chaos as I attempt to deliver wisdom that may or may not apply to anything in your life.
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