Pre-Shift

The stimulus has arrived along with a Spongebob 150 teenage Battle Royale at Meadows Mall. Jonesy has to get his dog food delivered, after getting his hands dirty at work. Thomas rats on his brother again and orders 10 Crown Royals before happy hour ends. Frank's favorite bathroom stall is out of order so he decides to pay a lost bet in quarters. $600 at Walmart, Karen's Christmas and th...

New year, still fat! Jonesy goes to whole foods, in $250 jeans and receives some cosmic justice. Thomas grew a mustache to impress a boy toy at work. Frank brings his own breast milk after a long week of no hot dog lady and no happy hour. Karen tries to return pants, dine and dash shooting and bartending in Tombstone. What would happen to Frank on his tippy toes?!

We crossed the flaccid finish line. Jonesy brags about Christmas presents, researches poor people and gets to finally celebrate the new year. Thomas runs into a barbed wire fence after drinking keg beer at a quinceanera. Frank 'The Squatter' splits his pants turtling with Tig and only finds heartbreak in the drive-thru. Karen dials 911, $5 candy bars and drinking in high school. Happy Ne...

Cheers to Last Christmas! Jonesy is the Grinch and tells Frank how fatter than normal he looks. Thomas the Creepy Elf stomps on his brother's toes and 'helps' him change a car battery. Frank hates Christmas albums so he decided to sing about it. Baby chain smoker, 12 year old DJ, fat kid drops fries and man threatens cook with shotgun are all on Santa's list. Happy Festivus!

What's the password? Jonesy aka 'Man of War' is grounded for staying up past curfew but that won't stop him from clogging Scott's toilet. Video surfaces of Thomas coaching youth sports while he gives us an update on New York rats and the rocket man. Frank goes to the 99¢ store and apparently loves Nick Lachey but what really destroyed his Olympic career? We talk lot lizard...

Just make sure you give Vontaze Burfict good directions. Jonesy stays up past curfew, forgets to order beer gas and makes a vodka-cranberry with tequila? Thomas complains about having to celebrate Frank's birthday and how he orders too much food. Frank is 38 years young but that won't stop him from rubbing mashed potatoes on his head. We also have a Karen, Frank's Rule of 3 and chee...

We're still here! Jonesy has an 8 o'clock curfew and mentions Bro-Cha-Cho. Thomas hears about underground strip clubs, talks about an old friend punching a cabbie and relieves himself outside of a casino. Frank goes to Panda Express and gets yelled at, considers being a fast food coyote, and gets excited about the McRib! We also talk Tyson/Jones, copper thieves and Karen eats a cupcake!

Cheers to the end of the world! Frank gives us his favorite Thanksgiving dishes and his dancing leads to an injury. Jones is back with his dialup internet connection to tell us all about voluntary curfew. Thomas does his best Eddie Munster impression while giving his Creepy Hot Spots. We discuss New Normal, bar hopping at 7am, Alvarado family stories and introduce Irving. DON'T DRINK HAND SAN...

Frank had a rough week that includes judgment at Walmart and someone forgetting the sauce! We reminisce on our first family computer and swap pee pee and poo poo stories. T-Mo and Branson stop by for 50¢ beer Thursdays and she's back... Karens on a Plane 2 : No Pants!

It's over and now things can get back to the New Normal with violence at Circus Circus. Frank gets help from a stripper, lies in the drive-thru and reviews some tacos. Jonesy is alive and has a casting couch.  We share stories about O'Sheas and what happened in June 2016. Karen has returned in the form of a racist Chad. WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS... or don't.

The forgotten hot dog. The introduction of Benjamin Sheedy as he marks cards with mustard and goes to Mexico to place a sports bet. We recap a boring Halloween weekend with a walk out and split checks. Frank visits Pittsburgh Mike at The Edge of Town. The Creep returns and asks for socks and shoes.

The life of a bar manager. Frank goes to Beer Park and makes a friend. The drive from Benson to Las Vegas gets interesting. Bar Creeps asking for used socks and shoes. Cheap Bar Owners suck. Happy Halloween boys and girls!

Drunk Sprints Ellis Island 2¢ Beer Night Bacon Bar Drinking at work Stealing from work

Viva Las Violence Karen's on a Plane Casino Hot Dogs Bar Regulars Creepy Frank Bobby D from Jamaica

1st Hour w/ Pat and J-Mo Office Antics Lethal Force Tweaker Boob Public Masturbation 2nd Hour w/ Lisa and Stevie Creepy Bathwater

Hooker Headshot  Anti-Covid Creep  KFC Karen  Top 5 Appetizers  Sneezy Shit Standoff 

Las Vegas Raiders Stall Etiquette Drunk Women Shits Nixon Zombie Karen Our "BIG" News

Nat Geo Tit The Creepy Standard Types of NFL fans Stevie from Gainesville 65 year old Karen

Parking Lot Twerk Baby Crossfit Frank's Green Onions Hated Bar Drinks Turd-Coloured Karen Offended Creep Working Grave NFL Predictions

Frank is Hungover Hooters w/ J-Stew Drive-Thru Karen Creepy Photographer Cheers to The Black Panther

Cheers Fremont Stories Creepy Grandma Peachy Karen

Covid Chronicles Where was Frank really? Creepy Fraternity Karen goes potty ID check in Sydney Frank meets an escort

Sports Talk Karen's Cone Corey vs Mirko (Review) Graveyard Creep Frank's Toes and Tats

Dom Perignon Gary in New York Brotherly Love Cross-legged Creep 39¢ Karen

Drive Thru Strip Club Kevin from Texas Creepy Scars Karen needs a Cherry