David & Chris
Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster. We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes...
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Episodes
#51 THANKS FOR THE WARNING, OFFICER 29.01.2025 1:16:47
How’s Our Driving? Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻 Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you didn’t know you needed. This week we kick things off with a quick discussion about the headache that is editing the audio for these damn shows, and then take a hard look at why Elon Musk is one of...
#50 CANCEL THIS PODCAST! 22.01.2025 1:21:19
How’s Our Driving? Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO! This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off by hilariously interrupting Chris Is it John Cena, or Erik? Is it Stone Cold, or Tally? But just when things start rolling, technical difficulties strike—Chris can’t see the guests, and the gue...
#49 WE'RE FAT & WE'RE DRINKIN' 15.01.2025 1:25:16
How’s Our Driving? Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness! This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things interesting. 🍻 We start things off with This Week’s Pour Choices, where we try a new beer, rate it 1–10, and (hopefully) don’t regret it. Then, it’s time for chaos: how many weddings would you ruin...
#48 PEOPLE FRIENDLY, BUG DEADLY 08.01.2025 1:29:07
How’s Our Driving? Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem! This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥 First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit fly invasions and a round of Try Not to S...
#47 DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE SNAKES? 01.01.2025 1:27:45
How’s Our Driving? Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year! Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same chaotic energy. This week’s episode is packed with the most random (and hilarious) debates yet. First up: Best Buy is heightist (seriously, what’s with those top-shelf TVs?), and we take a deep div...
#46 IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? 25.12.2024 1:24:07
How’s Our Driving? Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄 This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking things off, Santa lands at #1 on the FBI’s Most Wanted List (seriously, what’s he hiding?), and we settle once and for all if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. From there, it’s full-on holiday...
#45 IS A SONG A SONG IF THERE AREN'T ANY WORDS? 18.12.2024 1:31:08
How’s Our Driving? From Poisonous Grapes to Greatest Touchdowns: A Hilarious Holiday Mix! Get ready for a jam-packed episode that blends holiday cheer, random debates, and total nonsense! This week kicks off with a beer conundrum— Is a fruity sour similar to a chocolate stout?—as we dive into this week’s Pour Choices. From there, we’re tackling life’s most random questions: 🍇 How many grapes woul...
#44 I'M A REAL BOY! 11.12.2024 1:06:41
How’s Our Driving? "From Ants to Christmas: Wild Debates and Hot Takes!" Strap in for another wild episode of chaos, laughs, and debates! 🐜 Chris is back with an ant follow-up (yes, still ants), and David’s getting called out for being an @$$hol3—surprise, surprise. We’re diving into post-Thanksgiving recovery, debating everything from $3x toys vs. fireworks to rollercoasters vs. horro...
#43 SMACK THIS & CALL IT A FRIECHTER 04.12.2024 1:17:41
How’s Our Driving? Slurpies, Sawdust, and Salary Wars: A Wild Ride! Buckle up, folks—this week’s episode is pure chaos, and we’re not apologizing for it. Ever wondered what sawdust and Rice Krispie treats have in common? Or what happens when someone really has to go and a Slurpie is nearby? Yeah, we went there. We’re keeping the laughs rolling with some ridiculous games: 🗣️ Who said it: Donald Tru...
#42 TALKIN' BOUT STUFF'N THINGS 27.11.2024 1:18:33
How’s Our Driving? GOBBLE, GOBBLE! Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone! This week, we’re bringing the heat with an action-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and absolute chaos. We kick things off with some life lessons (what advice would you give your 18-year-old self?) before diving headfirst into the holiday spirit. 🎤 Rapid-Fire Thanksgiving Trivia? You bet. 🍗 Why turkey? Yeah, we’re wondering t...
#41 HOW MANY FEMINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? 20.11.2024 1:17:03
How’s Our Driving? ‘TIS THE SEASON! Or is it...? Welcome back everyone! This we talk Christmas, and when the season starts. Is it the day after Thanksgiving? Is it November 1st? Let’s debate! We’ve got games! 6, 12, 18, 24; Blind ranking Christmas movies; “Real or Fake – Soccer players”; and getting rid of 10 U.S. States. We’ve also got Chris’s Top 5 most hated things, and a 30 second rant about e...
#40 SMELLS LIKE UPDOG IN HERE 13.11.2024 1:28:12
How’s Our Driving? Welcome back to another milestone with episode 40 where things get a little wild – mostly due to our guest, DJ The DON! We get an in inside look on the life of a DJ and how THE DON got started. Don’t worry, we’ve still got our usual debauchery with some election discussion, “Real or Fake” athlete names, and blind ranking Universal Studios rides. Chris and Donnie square off in a...
#39 GIVE ME YOUR GOLD COINS AND I'LL JUMP INTO YOUR PIPE 06.11.2024 1:11:51
How’s Our Driving? Welcome back! We made it to 39, and if you’ve made it this far, you won’t be disappointed. This week, Chris’s beer is taking the hair OFF his chest. We’ve got more DoorDash gripes, our top 5 Instagram Reels, some more “Real or Fake – Florida Man News Headlines”, and a brief world series recap. We move onto the last division of our all-time defensive drafts with the NFC South, an...
#38 WHERE'S MARTY? 30.10.2024 1:17:22
How’s Our Driving? HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Welcome back to a spooktacular episode of the Pour Choices Show! This week we’ve got plenty of Halloween for ya as we talk our Halloween costumes, Mischief Night, Trick-or-Treating as kids, blind ranking Halloween candy, and the most popular costumes of all time! We’ve also got the usual mix of debauchery as we play an exhausting game of ‘Guess Who’, our All-Tim...
#37 HOW MANY ORANGES CAN KILL YOU? 23.10.2024 1:31:09
How’s Our Driving? WHAT IS THE MOST UNFRIENDLY STATE IN AMERICA!? Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of the Pour Choices Show! This week, Chris has riddle time, pumpkin pie adult milkshakes, his trip to Maryland, finding old yearbooks, and getting old! David has “Real or Fake – Dog Breeds”, how much of these things can kill you, working with the younger generation, and the top 10 most unfr...
#36 HURRICANE MILTON 16.10.2024 34:20
How’s Our Driving? Well, as we anticipated, Hurricane Milton put a bit of a damper on our intended episode for you all this week. Fortunately, we were able to squeeze some time in beforehand to at least get something out to y’all! This week we’ve got our preparations for Hurricane Milton, how to attract more viewers (or at least what my wife would say if we asked her), similarities between prepari...
#35 LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKEN'S! 09.10.2024 1:12:20
How’s Our Driving? HOW MUCH DOES CHALLAH COST!? Welcome back to another episode of the POUR CHOICES SHOW! This week we have what not to say at a Jewish bakery, why traveling sucks, the juice on Diddy, and everybody’s favorite virus… LIMEWIRE! Chris brings guessing state mottos, how the NL Central teams got their names, and free cheesecake! David brings being in the middle of nowhere, guessing ever...
#34 ARISTOTLE WAS A RAT BASTARD 02.10.2024 1:19:02
How’s Our Driving? TAKE 2, AAAAAND, ACTION! Welcome back to Episode 34 of the Pour Choices Show! After an unsuccessful attempt to record together in person (thanks to possibly the worst podcasting platform that exists cough Riverside.fm cough ) we managed to reconvene to get all 12 of you an episode for the week! Join us as we talk Flappy bird and other addicting games, blind ranking pizza topping...
#33 HOW ALBINO FROGS ARE MADE 25.09.2024 1:25:14
How’s Our Driving? WOULD YOU RATHER EJACULATE ONE SINGLE SPERM THAT’S THE SIZE OF A TADPOLE OR A NORMAL SIZE & AMOUNT OF SPERM, BUT THEY CAN ALL TALK!? Welcome back everyone to Episode 33 of The Pour Choices Show! This week we dive right into some of the most popular myths that, maybe not you, but we sure as hell believed. Chris stubs his toe and screams quite the exclamation… What do you yell...
#32 CABRON, CABRON 18.09.2024 1:13:08
How’s Our Driving? DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! Apologies in advance as this may be a less than enjoyable episode – David was sick and traveling, and Chris was… well, Chris. But we didn’t want to miss a week, so here we are. This week on episode 32 we wish David’s mom, but more importantly, Xzibit, a happy birthday, and discuss what a pimped out dishwasher would consist of. We’ve also got the death of...
#31 TRISCUITS DID 9/11 11.09.2024 1:32:40
How’s Our Driving? HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAY FLOWERS! Welcome back to The Pour Choices Show! Being 9/11, it’s only fitting that we pack episode 31 with more controversy than the flight 93 manifest. First and foremost, please remember that this is a comedy podcast, and any insensitive jokes we make do not reflect our feelings regarding that tragic day 23 years ago. With that said, this week we follow-up o...
#30 SUCKER HUFFER PUFFER 04.09.2024 1:35:02
How’s Our Driving? KING DAVE IS MAKING A COMEBACK! Welcome back for another milestone – EPISODE 30 of The Pour Choices Show! And to everyone who didn’t think we’d make it this far, well… it was honestly probably a safe bet… But here we are, and we’ve got another good one for ya. So sit back, crack a cold one, and listen to us shoot the shit. This week we’ve got DEATH. Well, at least Steve McNair’s...
#29 THE BIRD IS THE WORD 28.08.2024 1:35:47
How’s Our Driving? HARRY, I’M COMING IN! Welcome back to Episode 29 of the “Pour Choices Show!” Dad’s back & he answers our question from last episode of whether or not he would turn David in for committing a crime. Chris and Dad build their perfect woman with $15, and we discuss “games” we played as kids before dad departs. We’ve got the last of our “How These NFL Teams Got Their Names” with...
#28 PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK! 21.08.2024 1:22:44
How’s Our Driving? MY OWN SISTER DOESN’T EVEN HAVE MY BACK? Welcome back everyone to Episode 28 of the “Pour Choices Show!” This week we’ve got BASIC WHITE CHICKS! Well, at least we’re drafting them… David’s sister weighs in on last week’s question: would she turn him in for a crime? If women were wiped from existence, how long until you…, ya know… We move onto the NFC North with our “How These NF...
#27 KISS FROM A ROSE 14.08.2024 1:29:40
How’s Our Driving? I POOPED ON MY GIRLFRIEND! Welcome back to Episode 27 of the “Pour Choices Show!” On this week’s episode we’re kicking it off with sports as we review the highest and lowest ranked stadiums based on their online review scores. We dive into how the NFC South teams got their names, and draft the all-time division team. Wrapping up sports we’ve got weird traditions/superstitions, a...
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