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BOYS NIGHT! Three fellas sit down with Schubes to discuss the second half of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14! Topics include dad jokes, the search for nice Slytherins, Space Jam, The Fat Bastard Premises, Hogwarts demographics, Drake, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Visit audible.com/Potterless or text "POTTERLESS" to 500-500 to start your 30-day free trial and get a free...

The lovely Kelly Beckman teams up with Amanda and Julia to discuss the first half of Book 6, Chapter 14! This episode also features a new recurring segment in Potterless! Topics include get kinky at Hogwarts, all boys high schools, the love monster, GINNY'S RECKONING, the potential of the future Weasleys, Stockholm Syndrome, Mike's tattoo idea, and more! For merchandise and to try and help your ho...

British writer Dottie James returns to talk some serious Voldemort action in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dense Harry, getting wizard drunk, British insults, Youngledore, Vim Troll, and more! MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Head to bit.ly/merchon to get your sweet new gear! Patrons get a 15% discount! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to st...

British poet, writer, and Youtuber Dottie James joins to continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dottie correcting Mike's British mistakes, The Silent "t" Debate, The Put Outer, understanding Tom Riddle Sr., sympathy for Hagrid, TWO INCREDIBLY BOLD PREDICTIONS, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring today's episode! To start your free 30-day trial an...

Gabriel and Sarah, the dynamic duo from Wolf 359, return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fleur vs. Tonks, Malfoy FINALLY bullying well, Potterless’ first vape joke, a Ludo Bagman deep dive, Ron’s predictions, Ultimate Frisbee, ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT, Harry’s best dig on Snape, a gripe with potions, and more!  — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potte...

Gabriel Urbina and Sarah Shachat, writers of Wolf 359, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include 90s Rad Teen Tonks, Bill "Indiana Jones" Weasley, Fleur's accent, the utter dominance of Ginny Weasley, gaming the Hogwarts system, the return of the trope, AND ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Che...

Mischa Stanton returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Double-Triple Agent Snape, lit Passover, the color puce, furnituremagi, book Slytherins vs. real Slytherins, best/worst teachers, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring this episode! For a free audiobook to go along with a 30-day free trial for first-time users, go to audible.com/Potterless or text...

In the most PotterLESS episode yet, Mischa Stanton of ars PARADOXICA joins to discuss Ch. 1 (yes, just one) of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Mike ACTUALLY LIKING A RECAP, magical coup d'etat, dementor sex, Fantasy Law and Order, violent ducks, heterononsense, CSI Miami, The Chorley Test, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey...

Multitude's own Julia Schifini returns to finish off the remainder of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANOTHER DANG RECAP, "The Weapon," Mike taking a BIG SWING at a theory, McGonagall impressions, found family, determining the worst book in the series, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below...

Julia Schifini returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include MIKE GUSHING OVER THE VOLDEMORT vs. DUMBLEDORE FIGHT, dramatic entrances, the return of Phineas Nigellus, weird sides of Twitter, lame puns, minimalist bookshelves, JK's best writing yet, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitt...

Julia Schifini joins to discuss the beginning of the final five chapters of OotP and IT GETS INTENSE. Topics include boney ponies, Harry Potter and the Rise of Ginny Weasley, Star Wars, one-syllable spells, PHRASING, an important Neville detail, something the movies ACTUALLY did better than the books, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? C...

Hannah McGregor of Witch Please returns to SASS THE HELL OUT OF OUR BELOVED HOST. Topics include student power, A NEW ELEMENT OF QUIDDITCH MIKE LEARNS HE HATES, the treatment of giants and centaurs, patronus double entendres, Umbridge's likeness to Voldemort, Mike almost nailing a prediction, Mike totally botching a prediction, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t...

Hannah McGregor of Witch Please joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include settling The Great Trouser Debate, parallels between OotP and current politics, a pensive deep dive, Hannah DESTROYING Mike for being snarky, McGonagall DEMOLISHING Umbridge, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links be...

Eric Silver returns for another giggle-filled discussion of Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix! Topics include Harry's high school struggles, SPORTS, Face/Off, another quidditch rant, heavy fudge, DRAMATIC DUMBLEDORE and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.co...

Eric Silver talks with Schubes about various aspects of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix including Wizard Christmas, dealing with teenagers, GINNY STOCK RISING, the Weird Sisters, heart-wrenching moments, Megabus, rolling backpacks, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: P...

Alex Moothart returns and Kelly Beckman debuts in the FIRST EPISODE WITH TWO GUESTS AT THE SAME TIME! These two debate whether the 5th book is the best in the series or the worst. Topics include Hagrid and Maxime's spin-off movie, Jane Goodall, Harry and Cho's Cringefest, Hogwarts needing a therapist, Pokemon, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey t...

Zach Valenti returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include feminist stairwells, skiving off, Big Wizarding Pharma, MIKE DOING A 180 ON HIS DOBBY HATRED, the funniest line in the series, JK's incredible planning, and more! Be sure to find Zach on Wolf 359 and Focused AF! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out...

Zach Valenti of Wolf 359 joins to talk Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Large spiky black Ds, Umbridge vs. everyone, McG continuing to KILL IT, Pokemon battles, sick burns, Harry “Inspector Gadget” Potter, Red-headed dogs, FIRE WHISKEY, GINNY’S BIG MOMENT, The Declaration of Independence, being fancy, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t wa...

Lauren Shippen of the Bright Sessions podcast returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Jim Dale's signing, JK hating Hufflepuff, Ron's numbness to romance, Hermione standing up for herself, Snape & Umbridge are horrible teachers, JK's obsession with ejaculation, McGonagall being the GOAT, literate owls, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode o...

Lauren Shippen, creator of the Bright Sessions podcast, joins to discuss chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include a need for wizard statistics, Book Ginny outshining Movie Ginny, Sirius “Whiny Bitch” Black, Harry “Anti-Prefect” Potter, the rise of Mrs. Weasley, lime green bowlers, tonal shifts, AND MIKE PREDICTING THINGS CORRECTLY. — Thanks for listening to th...

On this ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Eric Schneider returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANGSTY HARRY and how he almost made Mike stop reading, more reasons why Percy sucks, House Elf Taxidermy, the appeal of Voldemort's Army, TOO MUCH CLEANING, Arthur being bad at his job, and SASSFEST 2017 Thanks so much for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPo...

Eric Schneider joins to discuss the opening chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include exposition dumps, The Cauldron Black Market, Petunia+James?, "Probably Voldemort," ANGSTY HARRY, mid-2000s teen comedies, TONKS, and most importantly, THE RETURN OF THE PUT-OUTER! Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out at PotterlessPodcast.com, facebook.com/potterless, twitter...

Sydney Adams returns to close out the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include how the movie ruined the epic battle, Mike accidentally guessing the plot twist, toilet polyjuice potion, line dances, Azkaban being poorly run, Priori Incantatem Problems, thoughts on Phoenixes, Kreepy Krum, Vicious Hermione, and more! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: SHIRTS ARE HAPPENING! Head on over t...

Sydney Adams returns to cover the meatiest part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in an episode LOADED with laughs and tangents. Topics include "GOTTA BE BAGMAN!", Hermione's inner monologue, The Disturbed and The Dangerous, Wizarding participation trophies, Weasley rankings, Wizard braces, the Oogachaka baby, villain speeches, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! D...

New York Times Bestseller and co- host of Pottercast, Melissa Anelli, returns to discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Fancy Viktor Krum, 5 things wrong with Snape, Crouch vs. Bagman III, anthrax, 80's montages, AND THE DARKEST HARRY POTTER THEORY EVER. Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod, facebook.com/Potterless, Instagram.com/Potterless...