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Ceci returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Hermione’s trademark blue flame, the pools of the forest, “chivalry”, Miriam-Webster, Michael “What’s His Nose” Douglas, RIP? Hugh Hefner, Jerry McGuiure-ne, Doozles, Ceci’s Put Outer theory, Lord of The Rings, villainy, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, WIX: Get 10% Wix Premium with code "Potterless" at wix.com -- Thank...

Voice actress Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs of Wolf 359 and more joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Big Satan Boy, Bisexual Harry, Sirius Black: Bangin’ Wizard, The Barnabus Finkley Prize, Hermione’s lack of privilege, Veritaserum, The Wizarding UN, peaking high school, pronunciation dances, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Shaker & Spoon! Get $20 off at www.shakeran...

David Gordon (Alas Earwax!) returns to talk more of the camping escapades in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include the New Jersey State Flag, George D.C., Wizard Theology, The Potter Museum, Nagini’s thoroughness, Animporphs, reading comprehension, Voldey’s restraint, 1/8-assed wands, and more! -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Ch...

Eric Silver returns to tackle the start of the camping chapters from Deathly Hallows! Topics include: Chris Angel the DeathEater, Air Bud 12, wizard hunting, Mike’s identification with Voldemort, KFC, the hierarchy of drinking games, plotholes, the bread heist, hunger autopilot, Windows screensavers, Nom Kippuur, JK's bullshit, Horcrux Killah, Ron’s privilege, and more! Thanks to our sponsors, SKI...

David Gordon of wizard rock band Alas Earwax! joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include purity obsession, Zootopia, square books, rage video culture, Wakanda, Arthur Weasley being a boss, Sectum Tempura, Harry the improviser, face-punching, and more! Also, David made an incredible song based on this episode that is included at the end! DOWNLOAD “ENTER THICKNESSE” -...

Bayana and Robyn from #WizardTeam make a return to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Dark Mark tattoos, Pinky & the Brain, Carmen San Diego, Barty Crouch Jr.’s dedication to teaching, Ru Paul, Voldemort’s security, side-eyeing quizmasters, The Bone Throne, Critical Fandom and more! Also, Schubes dedicates the second half of the episode to a Q&A! DOWNLOAD THE RA...

The lovely ladies from #WizardTeam join to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include redemption arcs, Pius Thiccness, stealing magic, moving the goalposts, Lupin’s self hate, Wizard Sex Ed, Star Wolf, All CAPS HARRY, JK Rowling’s race relations, Fireball, The Pontiac Bandit, Draymond Green, and more! Also, this episode has A RAP BATTLE IN IT.  DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE - w...

Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs of Jet City Improv join Mike LIVE IN SEATTLE to discuss Ch. 10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then have a super fun Q&A session with the audience! Topics include: racist beds, Farrah Fawcett, baby broomsticks, the worst animagi, CONFIRMING R.A.B., Apple User Agreements, the house elf uprising, Night at the Museum, House Schubert, ICP, wizard basketball,...

Eric Silver makes his return to chat about the one glimmer of hope in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Ottery St. Catchpole, luncheons, throwing tweets in the trash, JK’s elite sass writing, The Curs-ed Child, Re-ranking the Weasleys, flying chairs, The Illuminati, prejudice, cat-calls, action movie tropes, Draco’s internship, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE IN PORTLAND (2/17): www.l...

Sequoia Simone of Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them joins for an episode filled with silly HEATED discussions. Topics include real Quidditch, Puddlemere United, Merlin’s saggy left testicle, the emergence of Sassy Ron, THE RETURN OF CHARLIE, licking faces, the grope debate, spherical cakes, Put Outer vs. Deluminator, Wizard Barnes & Noble, Puppetmaster Dumbledore, and more! PORTLAND LIVE S...

Emma Sherr-Ziarko of Wolf 359 and Pairing joins to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include  Nymphadora the Explorer, Roald Dahl, flawed Order plans, the one good Slytherin, No B.S. Lupin, "Really, expelliarmus?!", Loki, God, Robert Galbraith, escalating deaths, petty old people, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE SHOWS - potterlesspodcast.com/live Thanks to our sponsor: SHAKER...

Amanda McLoughlin comes through again to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include dunking on Marie GrandPre, claptrap, Dedalus Diggle, mauve tophats, public transportation, Mike liking a Dursley chapter?, hair obsessions, the worst shots, Flying Voldemort, Dragon Fire Boops, Qi, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, SKILLSHARE: Get 2 free months when you go to www.skillshare.co...

Amanda McLoughlin makes a return to school Mike on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include poetry prologues, creepy peacocks, Voldadmort, assigned seating, Thiccness, anti-fascism, Dodgie Dodge, Wizard ASMR, wizards vs warlocks, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, BACKBLAZE - for a 15 day free trial, go to backblaze.com/Potterless! -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! D...

Johnny is back to round out the final chapters of HBP! WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS BOOK FOR 9 MONTHS HOLY CRAP. Topics include Pablo Sanchez, Pokemon names, selling Felix Felicis, British English being wrong, basketball awkwardness, Future Mike’s gonna flip, Gibbon, Regulus Black, British vs. French food, Silence of the Lambs, funeral pyres, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, TAB FOR A CAUSE - Get the C...

Johnny makes his return to talk about an intense pair of chapters in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include crenelated ramparts, wizard rock band names, Quip City, MIKE NAILS THE ROSMERTA PREDICTION, Final Destination, illustration spoilers, the iPhone game, Snape impressions, creating spells, wondering WTF is actually in the 6th movie, and more! the GIF we talk about Thanks to our...

[DISCLAIMER: MY AUDIO GOT MESSED UP THIS EPISODE AND I'M SORRY] Mike's best friend and fellow garbage person, Johnny Frohlichstein, joins to make themselves laugh (and hopefully you too) about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include underutilizing the inferi, the Flying Dutchman, kegstands, Drunkledore, big spoiler free boy, Johnny Cash, Dumbledore Jones, and more! Thanks to our spo...

Kelly Beckman makes it a trifecta and returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Eileen “Not Pretty” Prince, Gobstones teams, NBA Street Vol. 2, handwriting, Mike making VERY BOLD and VERY INCORRECT predictions, girlfriends at other schools, trash talking, Mike calling out Rosmerta, and more! VANCOUVER PODFEST INFO: www.bit.ly/potterlessvan Thanks to our sponsor...

Kelly Beckman returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Elvis, Dueling Champion Flitwick, "Why was Lockheart hired?", Dwight Howard, Mapquest, Dean's super strength, AND SOME MORE QUIDDITCH BULLSHIT. Thanks to our sponsor, FAR AWAY - Pre-order the game for just $40! www.bit.ly/potterlessfaraway -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t wan...

Potterless' web designer, the reason the show exists, and my girlfriend, Kelly Beckman, joins to discuss HORCRUXES (and other elements of Half-Blood Prince)! Topics include: Slughorn also sucks, Big Scientist JK Rowling, ear trumpets, strategy for Voldemort, circus peanuts vs. candy corn, a sad realization about Phinneas, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Shaker and Spoon! Go to www.shakerandspoon....

TAG TEAM, BACK AGAIN! My sister makes her third stint on Potterless to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include chucking vs. dumping, Moaning Myrtle the Poltergeist, Harry not caring about his mom, Brooklyn 99, fake drinking, Spider-Man 3, Zuul, the creepiness of dating cousins, and more! Thanks to our sponsors! BACKBLAZE: go to www.backblaze.com /Potterless for a ful...

My older sister returns to discuss a pensieve-filled episode about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Rick Steves, breakups, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” The Hokey Pokey, Borgin & Burkes the Musical, savage Narrator Harry, Harry’s crush on Tom, honey badgers, the return of Yungledore, Explosion Thundercloud, Mean Girls, Prince, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Calm...

My beloved sister, Meghan, who tried to get me to read the series for YEARS joins to discuss Ch. 19 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fred vs. George, Ron’s bad injury luck, Harry endangering the Weasleys, Hagrid’s lack of self-awareness, fake sleeping, sexy voices, Mike’s brilliant Quidditch strategy and more! Thanks to this week's sponsor, Tab For a Cause! Raise money for...

Punch Up the Jam's Miel Bredouw makes her return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Scantron cheating, Ralphing, Snape’s aesthetics, naughty dictionaries, Mike’s concern for apparition, The 5 D’s of Dodgeball, Slugworth, The Racist 5, avoiding peer pressure, and more!  STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS FOR A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT. — Thanks for listening to this epi...

Miel of Punch Up The Jam joins to talk Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, largely through the form of elongated improv bits and serious shade. Topics include painting wine questions, Hermione needing better friends, Hogwarts tuition, Sexy Tom Riddle, Jackass, sassy Parseltongue, the stupidity of the Riddles, Mike's prediction for Horcruxes, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/Potterless...

Danny from Potterotica joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! It's been a bit, but Mike gets FIRED UP in this one. Topics include love potions, Pince & Filch, the Santa Barbara TSA, Fleur DeLaCroix, Sanguini the pasta vampire, YMCA Quidditch, children buffets, cargo shorts, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/PotterlessSEA NEW PODCAST: horsehoops.com — Thanks for listen...