Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast

Soccer City Accountability Now (SCAN) interview! Jonathan and Randy get in a fistfight about Neizgoda. Houston and RSL recaps. Seattle in CCL finals vs. Pumas.... Who are we rooting for? Peace for Ukraine match t Providence Park. US Open Cup draw. Soccer City Accountability Now - SCAN TV Interview - https://bit.ly/3vS10uY Twitter - twitter.com/SCANPTFC Facebook - bit.ly/3vwOW3D New Segment - https...

Greg went to Canada Madison Shanley announcement - https://bit.ly/36onTgT Radio Free PVSP - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN PDXFC - pdxfc.com Black Heats Union - https://bit.ly3iWmMrr Outro Music - Love and a Molotov Cocktail - the Flys https://youtu.be/dcl_vavnZQ4 Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail...

We're 5 games in, what's the status? How's that independent investigation going and what about those protests? PDX FC is back, so get involved with Black Hearts Union. There's a thing called the World Cup and the USMNT sorta qualified. Relevant Links: Anatomically correct soccer cometary with Chris Wittyngham and Grant Wahl (starts at 3 mins) - https://apple.co/3LCDfO2 US Open Cup Portland Timbers...

Show Notes: 1. Congrats to Kah on the new gig 2. Reviewing some feedback from the last episode 3. Overview of the new roster 4. First home match review 5. We talk about the new kit 6. GENERAL BANTER Closing Song - I Don’t Wanna Hear It by Minor Threat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MWf_Hv-5I Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email...

Hey, did you hear the Timbers officially transferred Diego Valeri to Lanus? Well this episode is not about that. This episode is about the ESPN article about friction between the supporters and the Front office, and Merritt Paulson's conniption about the Timbers Army board. Relevant Links: ESPN Article - https://es.pn/3nJ6Yv1 Merritt's open letter - https://bit.ly/3Ak9Q6P Merritt on "truth and fac...

We're killing it in the off season! Or maybe we're just dead. Hot Links: Brentford Bringing Moneyball to the Premier League - https://youtu.be/R_nzV8n_PvM Radio Free PVSP, our Spotify PVSP tracks playlist - https://spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Outro Song: "B.O.M.B.S." by Dollar Signs - https://youtu.be/jU8p3RZENvI Feedbac...

WHOPPING MEGA EPISODE in which the gang cries while holding hands in a circle and talking about our feelings. We're going to win the league? More like "We WERE going to win the league." Opening Tracks: Your national anthem by Portugal the Man with the TA on vocals. Is That All There Is? - Peggy Lee PVSP theme by Greg Donnely Produced & Engineered by Randy Kilwag Closing Tracks: I know its over by...

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE! That's all you need to know. Outro Music - Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (we know....) Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soun...

We all talk about how Josh is the best member of the pod. __________________________________________________________ Closing Song: Plain Sailing Weather · Frank Turner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkg9iEjoVc Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://face...

We talk about the first round of games in the playoffs and how we dismantled Minnesota. Outro Music - Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hRCwByLb-E Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - http...

PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! Maybe we talk about it, Maybe we think #GWOUT needs to happen NOW. Outro Music - True Believers - The Bouncing Souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP2cOXCTroA Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter...

3 miserable matches and the bicycle kick goal heard round the world... #GWout protest stumbles, and the end of (another) golden age. Outro Music - Bicycle Race by Queen - https://www.queenonline.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/Port...

Our international break is over. The gang discusses the Inter Miami Match, predictions for the rest of the season, Peregrine Sports handling of Gavin Wilkinson and the NWSL fiasco, Josh and Randy becoming best friends, and lastly, why you should NOT buy a car from Bob Lanphere's Beaverton Honda. Closing tracks: Prince Buster - "One Step Beyond" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Buster Madness...

Episode 37: A 6-1 blowout over RSL, a gritty win over LAFC, and a day of reckoning for the NWSL and the Thorns front office. Guilty until proven Guilty. #BAIRDOUT #GWOUT Resign now GAVIN WILKINSON. Relevant Links: Outro Music: California Uber Alles - The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - https://bit.ly/2Wx3UHU The Athletic article on Paul Riley: https://bit.ly/3itY6Xo Produced and Engineered by Gr...

We're on a roll! (The Timbers, not our podcast.) The gang stumbles through the last tow games of our unbeaten in 5 streak. Shinyashiki, Abubakar. Say it with us, it's fun! Jonathan's health issues move from his backside to his front side, as he goes the extra mile to review US vs. UK health systems for the fans. What fans? We're not sure. We also argue about why the month long Leagues Cup between...

To all the naysayers and poo-pooers: Eat it! The Timbers are back in the drivers seat and the season is not in the shitter after all... And speaking of #2, we all get to relive Jonathan's harrowing health scare in excruciating detail. You can too if you chose to, but we'll give you the mark to skip to if you have any sense. INTRO: PVSP theme by Greg Donelly OUTRO: Randy by Dolly Parton - https://y...

Episode 34 (s2e9)- Sweet Butts and Big Trucks! The gang gets a last minute guest. The mighty @OhHiMcG schools us on his knowledge of the beautiful game. And we talk about other stuff too. Relevant Links: Outro Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlcGxjtcr3s Pete & Bas - Plugged In w/Fumez Black Hearts Union twitter.com/BHUpdx Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & perform...

Episode 33 (Season 2 Episode 8) The gang talks about how much it sucks for Jebo to leave to SJ. Also, they talk about other useless stuff. Relevant Links: Outro Music: God Bless the Child by Mother (not available on our Spotify playlist) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jfsPpsq7c Black Hearts Union twitter.com/BHUpdx Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg...

Episode 32 (Season 2 Episode 7) The gang talks about how we can get back on track with this season. Then they make fun of England for their EURO's final fail and talk about how great PDXFC is and how much actual work goes into starting a supporters group. Relevant Links: Outro Music: "I've Waited Ages - Colin Newman - A-Z https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-eH45_Xq9Q Black Hearts Union https://twitt...

Episode 31 (Season 2 Episode 6) in which we reminisce about victories 2 weeks past, a missed hat trick opportunity, our left-diving right-wing temporary keeper, an abysmal defeat to the Union, and oh yeah... the horror of that tackle on Andy Polo.... Good news is, we have three weeks to get our act together. Relavent Links: Outro Music: "Lights Out" by Mindless Self Indulgence. - http://mindlessse...

The gang talks about how good the Timbers are at soccer. We didn't lose 3 games in a row, we just didn't win 3 games in a row. They also mention our growing list of injured players and how there are a bunch of trolls being mean to our new starting 19 yr old keeper Hunter Sulte. Relevant Links: https://www.facebook.com/groups/BlackHeartsUnion Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song writ...

Something something season opener, blah blah home opener, and CONCACAF!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys heard about this team called Club America? They've got fans. Lot's of them. They've got smoke. They've got flares. They've got quarter sticks. They've got an away goal. INTRO: PVSP theme by Gregg Donnelly OUTRO: Want by Jawbreaker - https://youtu.be/IvInTQhWkeQ

CCL IS HERE! THE ONLY LEAGUE THAT MATTERS! CONCACAF BABY! Relevant Links: https://www.concacaf.com/champions-league/ Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Song: The Wait by Killing Joke - https://youtu.be/f42MLoLbnnQ Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/...

PREDICTIONS EPISODE - We predict that this episode is too long... but you'll enjoy it anyway. First we formally introduce Jeff Sutton who will be our eyes and ears at the 107ist board meetings. Then we get down to our predictions for 2021. These predictions are based on our vast, encyclopedic and in no way sophomoric knowledge of the sport and Timbers history, not to mention a lifetime, if not sev...

Yeah we know it's actually the 2nd episode we've published this year, but we're still calling it Season 2, Episode 1 because its the first time we're talking about the new Timbers roster moves, upcoming CCL, potential fans in the stands with Covid, and why you should sacrifice a loved one so Jonathan can be served doughnut at Providence Park. Outro Music: Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me!...