Portland Vanity Soccer
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news…For insight that excels…For expert analytics…...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose Ci...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 125 (season 7 episode 7) - IMJUANS COMING HOME BOIS 05.07.2026 1:15:24
What’s coming up in this episode? • Timbers Updates • World Cup • Colin Does Tattoos
Episode 125 (season 7 episode 7) - On Your Way Out, Show Us That D!¢K 27.05.2026 1:25:57
What’s coming up in this episode? Bye Phil Shenanigans
Episode 123 (season 7 episode 5) - Jonathan Lost The Bet 22.05.2026 1:10:52
What’s coming up in this episode? Recent Results and Accountability Fuck Phil Shenanigans Upcoming Games/Predictions
Episode 122 (season 7 episode 5) - Show me that ____ Phil!! 30.04.2026 1:18:29
What’s coming up in this episode? Recent Results and Accountability Shenanigans Upcoming Games/Predictions
Episode 121 (season 7 episode 3) - Gang Gang Shit 17.04.2026 59:52
What’s coming up in this episode? • Current state of Phil • Results • Shenanigans • World Cup • Upcoming Games/Predictions
Episode 120 (season 7 episode 2) - Nobody poops in the stadium 31.03.2026 2:35:51
What’s coming up in this episode? Worst Best Podcast Ever We suck again How are we feeling? Celebrity Deaths
Episode 118 (season 6 episode 13) - We REALLY suck again 04.12.2025 1:01:51
What’s coming up in this episode? • Life and Travel • Results! • Offseason
Episode 117 (season 6 episode 12) - THERE WILL BE SIGNS 30.10.2025 1:09:57
What’s coming up in this episode? Life and Travel Results! Weekend prediction
Episode 116 (season 6 episode 11) - Aaaand… We Suck Again version 37.3b w/Matt from the Riptides SG 09.10.2025 1:30:39
Episode 116 (season 6 episode 11) - Aaaand… We Suck Again version 37.3b w/Matt from the Riptides SG by Portland Vanity Soccer
Episode 115 (season 6 episode 10) - The Nihalists’ Wake 24.09.2025 1:05:51
Episode 115 (season 6 episode 10) - The Nihalists’ Wake by Portland Vanity Soccer
Episode 114 (season 6 episode 9) - We’re not dead yet 26.08.2025 1:15:49
Episode 114 (season 6 episode 9) - We’re not dead yet by Portland Vanity Soccer
Episode 113 (season 6 episode 8) - Let’s See How This Goes 11.07.2025 1:08:55
What’s coming up in this episode? Results Vibes Corrections Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
ep 112.5 PVSP 28.06.2025 57:08
YAWNfest over here.
Episode 112 (s6e7) - Summer School is for Losers 18.06.2025 1:15:58
What’s coming up in this episode? August Trip of Death Recent Results USMNT Drama/Club World Cup Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to liste...
Episode 111 (s6e6) - We're Back Pat 04.06.2025 1:04:14
What’s coming up in this episode? • Missed all of you • Some recent results (maybe) • Upcoming Summer Plans • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen...
Episode 110 (s6e5) - NOW WITH MORE IMRAN!!!!!!! 22.04.2025 1:18:17
What’s coming up in this episode? • Jake Gleeson Update • Latest and Greatest • Recent Performances • Predictions
Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro 02.04.2025 1:05:39
Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro 4/1/25 Jonathan: show intro ‘welcome to Season 6, Episode 4 of the Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast (intro order: Jonathan, Josh, Greg) Greg: What’s coming up in this episode? THE VIBES BRO Recent Performances Predictions
ep 108 PVSP 11.03.2025 1:07:15
What’s coming up in this episode? • TA Party and Home Opener recap • Recent Performances • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity X - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to liste...
Episode 107 (s6e2) - Gate-Keeper Phil 20.02.2025 1:13:23
What’s coming up in this episode? • Busy Weekend • Roster Finalization • Evander • Training • Predictions TA Party on Saturday 2/22 @6pm @Legends • Tattoos • Bands • Beer - 8 TAPS! • Raffle • FUN TIMES Home Opener on Sunday 2/23 @10am @Legends • Beer - 8 TAPS! • New merch • FUN TIMES Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-45...
Episode 106 (s6e1) - Actively Shitting Your Pants During Silly Season - 1/27/25 05.02.2025 1:15:04
What’s coming up in this episode? •Offseason Updates •Signings, Incoming and Outgoing •50th Anniversary / Axe Photos / Cascadia Cup Photos •Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcas...
Episode 105 (s5e16) - It’s all Ned’s fault, Evander is selfish, Phil takes responsibility but the players quit on him. 03.11.2024 1:08:15
What’s coming up in this episode? • Results- WE WON THE CUP! • What happened? • Drama • New segment • Off Season PVSP Boy Sets Fire - After the Eulogy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrodzFIYcqE
Episode 104 (s5e15) - Beers, Butts, & Beer Garden 13.10.2024 1:11:26
What’s coming up in this episode? • Results • Lay of the land • Predictions Closing Track: Cold Hearted Snake -Paula Abdul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to l...
Episode 103 (s5e14) - The Fat Bois Are Back 25.09.2024 1:23:05
What’s coming up in this episode? • We missed you • State of the state • Predictions CLOSING SONG: Hate Myself For Loving You, - Joan Jet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw7jYkbVc Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else...
Episode 102 (s5e13) - This tournament is still stupid (aka, the greatest tournament in the world) 08.08.2024 1:08:49
What’s coming up in this episode? Recent Results Welcome to Portland (Wrexham) Predictions
PVSP EPISODE 100 09.07.2024 1:32:33
Now with more RANDY
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