Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

The Blue Water Inn continues to serve up stellar food as our heroes decide what they are going to do next. And who the heck is this colorfully dressed character? How dare he not dress like he is majorly oppressed - i.e. in the Barovian uniform? Music by the bodacious Abby Cross and BenSound (http://www.bensound.com/).

An episode for the gourmand in all of us. It's time to get introduced to some of the delicacies to be had in the town of Vallaki. Prepare your ear buds AND your taste buds! Music by Abby Cross and by audionautix.com

Will the mysterious ring of stones defeat the party? Will Bernard get addicted to human flesh? Will our adventurers EVER get to Vallaki? Listen in this week as we seek out answers to these eternal questions! Music by Ab-Bowie Cross

We're finally free of... whatever those creatures in the windmill were. "Ladies?" Riiight. Now witness what the group decides to do in the aftermath of getting beat up by these child-pie-selling abominations. Music by Ab-Bowie Cross and BenSound (http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music)

Last week, we were still locked in battle within the decrepit old windmill outside of Vallaki. Will we survive? Possibly. Is our DM lawful evil? Probably. Should we have listened to Raphina? Absolutely. Music by Abby Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com, licensed under creative commons).

The title of this episode is a question. And the answer to that question is, "Yes." At least, that's what it feels like as Will, Raphina, Batthwack, Lank and Nick all attempt to fight the evil creatures in the windmill. The DM has forsaken us! Music by Ab-Bowie Cross.

The windmill looms large over the party of adventures. What lurks inside? An old lady? Doomed kids? Yummy pastries? Don Quixote? Let's find out together, shall we? Music by Abigail Cross and by audionautix.com.

Our fortunes have been told, and we have more party members. Things are looking up! But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can we actually survive a night camping outside? In the WOODS? With bugs and owls and other weird nature things? Music by Abigail Cross and Matt Campbell (https://freesound.org/people/notembug/).

Who is this Madame Eva, and what does she have in store for the group? And will Gorin pee in her tent? Let's find out! Music by Ab-Bowie Cross and Ben Tissot (http://www.bensound.com/)

In our last episode, we investigated an empty house, and then brutally killed an innocent civilian in the street. "Hey, he was cutting in line and trying to take more than one Dream Pastry!" Shut up, Will! Justice will prevail! ... or will it? Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben Tissot (www.bensound.com)

After letting the vampire spawn Doru escape, very likely endangering the lives of countless Barovians, the party has to decide how to spend the day in this bleak village. What they come up with is...well, you'll see. Music by Emily Rocheleau

Please forgive the audio issues that start up about 30-40 minutes into this one as the party gets to the church, meets its steward, and learns about his...baggage. Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben Tissot (www.bensound.com)

Last week, Will had a weird/awkward/horrible nighttime visitation, and then we left Gorin staring into the face of Death. Will Will make out with Death? God, we hope not. Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben Tissot (http://www.bensound.com/).

It's the middle of the night, but you're in luck! You've been invited to a sleepover at a creepy old mansion that looks like it's seen much better days. Pillow fight, anyone? Music by Emily Rocheleau and Anttu Janhunen (https://soundcloud.com/anttu-janhunen).

Last week, we met some new friends, and a brand spanking new enemy! After Attack of the Guano, we stood around and talked for a while. Will we do anything interesting this time? A tavern is involved, so probably. Music by Emily Rocheleau and Adam Monroe/Adam Kopcinski.

The walls have come crumbling down, so what happens to our intrepid adventures next? They'll probably just head on home, right? ... right? I'm so scared.

Man, there were a ton of ghosts in this weird damp cult room, and we just totally took that altar down! Sure, the gross pile of gross started to move, but everything is fine...right? Music: http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music, and Emily Rocheleau

Oh dear, what eldritch horrors will the party run into this week? Ominous chanting? An unbelievably heavy portcullis? TCHOTCHKES?! Listen in and find out!

Wait, what? ANOTHER blast from the past? A "past blast" if you will? Yep! Get ready for the mists to roll over you once more this week. Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben TISSOT (http://www.bensound.com)

Get ready for a blast from the past this week! Not your own past, but the pasts of some of our characters. Enjoy! Music by Emily Rocheleau.

Welcome to another episode of Pork Fried Dice. Last week we ended with a party member in serious trouble with some inky black ghosts (Thanks, Will!) - let's listen to find out what happens! Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben TISSOT (http://www.bensound.com)

Last week, our adventurers made their way below the Durst house in search of a way to put Rose and Thorn to rest. What will they encounter this week? Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben TISSOT (http://www.bensound.com)

Here's the next installment of our adventures - we've begun to explore the creepy house at the end of the street, and Will and Lamora went through...some stuff. Let's see what happens next! Music by Emily Rocheleau and Ben TISSOT (http://www.bensound.com)

In our last episode, Will, Lamora, Nick and Mydhryn came to the creepy town of Barovia and met two small children in the middle of a misty street. The children implored the party to save their baby brother from a monster who has taken over their house. As the group explored the seemingly deserted house, they awaked an animated suit of armor and battle ensued. Music by Emily Rocheleau, Ben TISSOT (...

In our first episode, we met Nick, Lamora, and Will, who were each pulled from their normal lives and routines into a mysterious, misty forest. As these strangers met, another man named Mydhryn also appeared. The group decided to venture down the road to see what they can find. Music by Emily Rocheleau.