Porch Talk

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week Jordan has a full Goldilocks moment with hotel towels (too soft, too rough… what texture is just right ?), we debate the difference between a blizzard and a snowstorm, and profess our love for general store snacks in North Conway. We also talk Olympic skating queen Alysa Liu, viral zoo animals, wedding registry stress, sleepwalking stories, and some chaotic TV...

This week we’re diving into the real history of Valentine’s Day and yes, we’re talking about the ancient Roman fertility festival Lupercalia because nothing says romance like ritual chaos. We also unpack where Galentine’s Day actually came from (thank you, Parks and Recreation), and how it went from fictional brunch to full-blown cultural phenomenon. Meanwhile, Jordan has entered her villain era....

Brownie Batter Donuts are BACK at Dunkin’ and honestly… nature is healing. We reminisce about the legendary 2009 “Submit Your Own Donut” era, confirm that Jordan is Little Debbie’s #1 fan, and share a public service announcement life hack: Head & Shoulders isn’t just for your scalp 👀. We alert the masses that Forever 21 is attempting a comeback (online + NYC pop-up), debate whether fancy Jell...

Is it climate change or did we accidentally time travel back to 2016? This week on Porch Talk , we’re questioning why it’s 50 degrees in January, celebrating Harry Styles’ return, and wondering why people learned absolutely nothing from COVID (please stop coming to work sick). Jordan shares a huge hair update (no alopecia, we cheered), unpacks her absolutely unhinged stress dreams, and recounts le...

We’re BACK and kicking off Season 3 by doing what we do best: catching up. From holiday recaps and New Year’s Eve reflections to accidentally buying each other the exact same martini glasses, we’re covering it all. We talk favorite gifts (KitchenAid dreams, walking pad walks), Jordan’s mom surprising everyone with a Christmas cat, and why the Stranger Things finale left us feeling… underwhelmed. P...

In this episode, we’re bouncing from sea glass hunting to the stars—literally. We talk holiday return fees, Jordan’s officially finalized bridal party, and the massive astrology shifts coming in 2026 (hi, Uranus in Gemini). Along the way, we question why hot drinks are never drinkable and why people seem to forget how to behave in public. Casual, funny, and a little unhinged—just the way we like i...

This week we’re all over the place in the best way. We’re sharing our first thoughts on Stranger Things Season 5 Volume 1, getting nostalgic (and a little sad) about how holidays hit different as adults, debating what actually makes a good white elephant gift, laughing way too hard at the Pillsbury Doughboy’s giggle, and asking the important question: just how long is jarred pasta sauce really goo...

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! Your fav yapping gals are back ( again) with the return of Porch Talk. Life got a bit hectic ( mental/physical health, moving, all the things ) but we are so freaking happy to be back talking to you all again! This week is just us getting back in the studio ( Jordan's new living room ) to give some life updates and get the juices flowing as we prepare for more organized epi...

This week on Porch Talk , we're asking the big questions — like do bugs fart ? We spiral into boy candy vs. girl candy discourse, learn that Waymo’s self-driving cars have landed in Boston , and Jordan does a JoJo Siwa impression that should honestly be illegal. We meet our new TikTok obsession, Tiki the rescue dog , and try to understand why Annabelle the haunted doll is now on tour like she’s Be...

It finally feels like summer, and we’re setting the vibe. This week, we’re diving into the songs, snacks, and summer outings that make the season feel real — plus helping you build the ultimate bucket list. But don’t worry, it’s not all sunscreen and serotonin. We’re also unpacking nightmares at Newark Airport, semi trucks that play ads, a very public poop-fueled road rage incident, and the myster...

This week’s chaos includes a trip to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, margs and tacos at Toca Chida, a suspicious bomb-sniffing dog encounter, and an antique store haul. We share our Tweets of the Week and dive into our Notes app ramblings: Jordan finally buys a good pillow, we debate the casting for the upcoming Britney Spears biopic, and declare that the Costco cookie guys were absolutely on...

This week on Porch Talk , we’re spreading the good vibes and sharing all the things we’re currently loving with—from music and nostalgic snacks to the places and routines giving us life. But don’t worry, it’s still chaos as usual. We dive into the return of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (with a twist), a new AI tool that literally helps you cheat called Cluely (terrifying), and the internet’s lates...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week’s episode is pure unfiltered Porch Talk chaos. We recap a jam-packed weekend featuring a lactose horror story, Boston crowds, Easter, and some 4/20 chatter. Then we spiral into our hot topics of the week: is there a serial killer in New England? Why don’t places toast bagels anymore? Should we be concerned about the wooly mammoth coming back? We also grieve Jo...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! We’re back with no real theme, but lots to say. This episode is a mixed bag of hot takes, weird news, and whatever popped into our heads over the last week! We kick things off with our brand-new segment Tweets of the Week to get the giggles going before diving into the random chaos that’s been living rent-free in our brains. From the 17 nurses with brain tumors at a Mas...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week on Porch Talk , we take a trip down memory lane and unpack our weirdest childhood crushes—because apparently, Jordan had a thing for Stabler from SVU as a child. From Brett Michaels to Uncle Jesse to actual cartoon characters, we’ve got some questionable picks to discuss. We also introduce a brand-new segment, Tweets of the Week , where we share the funniest,...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! Porch Talk favorite, Jordan’s Mom, is back to spill the tea on dating back in the day—what’s changed, what’s stayed the same, and where she stands on dating today. We’re also diving into hot topics: our audience is now 48% male (lads, explain yourselves), Snapchat memories may be disappearing forever, and New Jersey has their own Justin Bieber (shoutout Dominnerlla). Pl...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! It’s been five years since the world shut down, and we’re reflecting on how COVID-19 changed everything—from the trends we were obsessed with in 2020 to the lasting societal shifts we still feel today. But don’t worry, we’ve also got our usual hot topics: Jordan’s latest TV obsessions ( 9-1-1 and Baylen Out Loud ), why we actually approve of Disney’s Lilo & Stitch l...

Welcome back (or to) Porch Talk! Please share the show with a friend and leave us 5 stars! This week, we dive into the surprisingly wild history of Saint Patrick's Day (spoiler: it’s not just about beer). McDonald's Play Places are disappearing — but why? Trisha Paytas is expecting baby #3 (watch out, Pope Francis). Pretty Little Thing’s rebrand has the internet scratching its head, and Se...

Welcome back (or to) Porch Talk! Last Friday night hit different… and not in a good way. We ventured out to a bar packed with college kids and quickly realized—we are far from our element. This week, we’re embracing being young and hot while reminiscing about our own college days with everyone's favorite guest, JC (shoutout UMASS Amherst). But first, we’re recapping the weekend, including a 10/10...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week, we’re dodging punches (literally) after trying hip-hop boxing , hitting our favorite bar for a GNO filled with top-tier people-watching , and celebrating the thrill of a good thrift find —especially when Jordan somehow scored two high-end wedding dresses (NTB, we swear). Then, we dive into the week’s wildest headlines: Dublin’s new daytime raves (club before...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! Is the wedding industry just one big scam? This week, we break down the “wedding tax,” the emotional marketing tactics that convince you to spend way too much, and why it’s all just capitalism in a white dress. We're also exposing the shocking truth about mattress stores (turns out they’re not a money-laundering front)! Plus, did you know pearls are basically oyster...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week, we're spreading the love (and the hot takes)! We’re sharing our favorite rom-coms, love songs, and Valentine’s Day gift tips. Plus, Jordan had a 10/10 experience at her new doctor’s office—no pap smear fear here! We also dive into the rise of “recession pop” (who else feels so seen?), the chaotic genius of Temptation Island (shoutout Montoya ), and rumors of...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week, we’re unpacking a weekend filled with highs, lows, and a little bit of chaos. From an awkward birthday song to our first house party since college (are we okay?), plus Jordan’s adventure at a new nightclub. We also had a literal fire scare when a neighbor’s house went up in flames and Jordan touches on being in the dead dad club. Oh, and there was a comedy sh...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week, we’re kicking things off with the movement to #FreeWendy from her conservatorship—justice for an icon! We also dive into Mac Miller’s posthumous album Balloonerism and share our thoughts (and feelings). Plus, we’re side-eyeing Canada and Australia for their shady TikTok takes while we were offline—what’s good, neighbors? As always, we share our 1’s and 10’s o...

Welcome back to Porch Talk! This week, we're diving into the chaos: the looming TikTok ban, why Mark Zuckerberg and Meta are on our blacklist, and the unsettling reality of the LA fires. Plus, we discuss bug-out bags—because who isn't prepping these days—and celebrate Jordan's new addition to the family, baby Gus! Grab a drink and get ready to spiral with us.