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Amy's nephew slaps her down, Brian had the gayest trip in NYC any twink as has ever had, Titanique, Amy’s too busy to work her brain properly, getting naked on a beach, Ryan gets ghosted in NYC, sober traveling, one of us is now friends with Whoopi Goldberg, Amy is in moving HELL, Taylor Swift tickets, Amy gets dirty dishes to drink out of and she's p*ssed, radio competitions, PSA for straigh...

Amy debuts her new hit single, we both had our cars stolen, we reminisce on our first coffees, Amy and her gal purchased their first home, moving tips, RIP Morgan Spurlock, Amy and her children were treated with a very big ice cream cone, White Spot doing it right, a tale of a cackling bride, a scary gas station encounter, our bodies are falling apart again, a PLT listener toilet nightmare, a PLT...

Amy gets stuck inside of a Uber Tesla, differences make the world go round, give Amy a gay person and make them elderly, Dee never had a Dad, someone comes for Ryan and it's not cute, a scary tale of an oversold bus, a-holes be all around us, getting drunk at work, the high you get from skipping the line at a club, we freak out about establishments closing minutes early, jobs for introverts, Amy t...

A Sammy J Peppers server has a secret behind his work apron, Amy makes her girlfriends get frosted tips, straight men..., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, our new potential Friend of Dorothy - Shawn Mendes, we get passionate about wearing whatever the hell you want, holding hands in public, The Voice makes Amy cry, Ryan has an encounter with an Irish server, tipping is insane, sell...

Ryan finally speaks about his marriage to Hulk Hogan, spa music for road rage, somebody has a 40th birthday and we can't say who, Amy bets her a$$ every morning that she's queer, in twelfth grade Amy was voted something very odd, Dee likes Amy's sports bra, night terrors, what we'd rather do than go out, Uber drivers like chest plates, Ryan's nephew is the new president of Australia, cri...

On this Halloween edition of PLT…Amy dresses up as JoJo Siwa, Ryan is late for his McDonalds shift, demonic Winnie the Pooh characters, it's our Responsitrannity, Amy keeps “unintentionally” winking at people, is Facebook making a comeback?, some Pamela Anderson SCOOP, Amy shines in an Acting Challenge, Ariana Grande is a fabulous SNL host, Dee has an interesting Halloween costume, we chat couples...

Ryan is a high school bully, Amy's car leaks all over her mother in-law, Mary Cosby of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still quite unhinged, Ryan's mom forgot about him, children are passing out on Remembrance Day, Amy's 4 year old niece excommunicates her from the family, Ryan had a nightmare customer that enjoyed talking like Oliver Twist, we discuss Love is Blind, Ryan is dem...

Amy’s on a new Bravo lesbian tv show, Ryan’s hair is old and brittle, baby shower etiquette, Riley- Ruler of Elves, Sabrina Carpenter, we dissect the Rybelsus commercial, Amy’s new obsession is ‘Nobody Wants This’, Ryan zooms with a couple in bed, Amy goes camping with her Dad, we chat fish from other planets, Ryan farts on a second date, Amy has an intimate experience at Jewel Lake, a listener PL...

Ryan farts in jars, Amy did a big screw up on set, The Shawshank Redemption secret revealed, Ryan questions his seggsuality when he watches The Witches of Eastwick, Ryan talks about his two ex wives and ultimately being caught with a man, Amy tells another childhood story, Morgan Freeman, a cringe content creator p!sses Ryan off, Amy & Ryan confront a Christian plane passenger preacher, Katie...

On PLT 130…young Ryan smashes through a window, Amy demands to talk to Claire, Peggy’s limbs are amputated in an audition, we tell the tale of the most evil woman in casting ever, Amy promotes her upcoming UFC fight, a captivating confession about a loud talker, we like the smell of our own but not others, Amy goes to the movies, Ryan dies from a yogurt recall, wonderful travelling news, Amy lies...

Ryan is an assistant to the stars and his celebrity tea is piping, Selling Sunset's new season, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Ryan gets his first cold sore, exciting swinger news, Ryan's crabs are building a city in his home, Amy takes her car in and gets interesting customer service, we phone Ryan's Mom, Amy finds a natural high and thinks you may be able to relate, Chimp Crazy, Ryan goes in...

On PLT 128…Amy refers to her doctor over the phone in an interesting way, all of Ryan’s friends are doing poppers, what the hell are whippets?, Amy and her high school friends try something dangerous, we won best podcast on the planet, weighing yourself after going number two, we hate being away from our bathrooms, YouTube shorts, Ryan and Dee go to the Emmys, Amy has a confession to make, Kinder...

On PLT 127...Straight coffee shop twinks p!ss us off and we reenact the entire situation, Ryan leaves a $1,000 tip, Amy has a weird encounter with a man in an elevator, Ryan has a personal "issue" that he's embarrassed about, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gets the electric chair, Chimp Crazy on HBO, why do exotic pet owners train their pets to kiss them?, skinny jeans are back, Ryan is fin...

On PLT 126…Amy is the manager of the new Crunch Girls Theme Park, Ryan gets blocked on all social media platforms, gettin’ buff and sleepin’ in,  an unusual massage experience, Amy checks in with Ryan about his cousin crush, we chat all things hairy chest, Ryan makes a courageous bet to the listeners, a sobriety check-in, Amy goes to Chipotle again, fake treasure trails, hypnotically cau...

Amy makes a Shoe Salesperson uncomfortable, Ryan is a pay pig for a celebrity, an encounter with a Christian man down south, we dive into adult-sized baby bottles, Ludacris is back and he's performing at fairs, there's a new crime fighting series starring Amy, her mom and Celine Dion, a troll doll collection resurfaces, Amy recalls an interesting childhood phone call, Ryan thinks House of Dragons...

On PLT 124… Amy clones herself, Ryan’s doctor has bad press all over the city, we celebrate a Steele circumcision tradition, Longlegs & The Deep Web Murdershow, Dee makes a girl’s dreams come true at Cactus Club, Ryan’s hometown is #2 in the world, Amy lips off a small child, we encounter a quick death while recording, Amy teaches Ryan about confrontation, Amy calls her mom LIVE on the pod, a...

Amy's in-laws think she's trash, Ryan gets physical with Kim K in Trader Joes, Ryan gets flown to space to officiate astronauts' wedding, Dee smells so bad that we dowse her in Febreze and Ryan reluctantly allows her to shower at his place, we celebrated PRIDE, gays at the beach, Olympic bulge, mascot smell, Love is Blind UK, drones spy on Amy's mother, Amy sees Ryan's ex and they both successfull...

On PLT 122…Ryan’s phone let’s out sex sounds at a wedding, Amy smokes 3 packs a day, stop answering facetime calls and talking on speaker phone in public, someone is off to NYC AGAIN, Dee is going straight to hell, what to caption under shirtless selfies, jealous tacky gays, pay pigs, Ryan reads his backpacking Europe journal from 1999, we flirt with Ryan’s neighbour, Amy makes friends with a beer...

Today, on the ONE HUNDREDTH AND TWENTY FIRST EPISODE...Bike couriers, past lives, Trinity the mosquito drag queen, whales want to play with Amy, a thief in the night, Shannon Doherty has a list of people who she doesn't want at her funeral so we make one too, Ryan calls out J-Lo, Deep Fake Love, AI is here, a gay Nascar driver, a religious woman wants to be seen as Jesus, Arian...

Ryan needs to stop saying “panties”, Amy has a short-lived rap career, Steve-O gets breast implants, friends that kiss you on the lips, love island, the rules of peanut butter, men whistling at women from the car, we chat loud talkers once again, Americana, rat boy summer, Baby Bigfoot, people were ugly back in the day, a D pic slip-up, and we play Gay Password! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

On this episode...Amy has a dirt biking mishap, chapstick is the new gaydar, Ryan does his best American accent and it's mind blowing, bottom line..we don't give an eff, it was 7/11 day and you know we had to get a free slurp, Amy calls 911 on construction workers, Ryan is fuming over something people do on Instagram, we love a crisp coke, Ryan skinny dips as a young teen, Amy's friend's kid told...

On PLT 118 ….Amy makes out with everybody at her high school graduation, Ryan moves to Europe and almost doesn’t come home, we chat mile high club, getting sucked out of an airplane, discovery properties, restaurant service in Europe, using any washroom we please, toilet squatting, chain smoking marathon runners, Ryan books a breakthrough role, Amy has an ice cream crisis, weird flavours for thing...

Amy confronts a staring man, Ryan is a Michael Jackson impersonator, Ryan get backs on Grindr, Amy's pissed at home, Ryan's friend does something unspeakable on his couch, we teach you how to double down, remember when planes used to only show one communal movie?, Ryan's contraptions, Ryan gets cringe at Red Robin, Amy confronts a man's lack of spatial awareness, Ryan gets caught impersonating a p...

Amy runs over cats, Ryan’s hookup brings laundry to his place, teenagers having sleepovers, Amy’s ex does something very bad, Amy liberates herself in a New York pool, showering in the sports world, we dive deep into holding parking spots and holding seats, Amy tells a spooky story about her friend, Ryan closes your apartment before bed, a new Tinder PLT nightmare, Amy tells an listener’s PLT stor...

Ryan exposes himself to a group of seniors at the beach, Give us more storage space, Amy gets sasses on a European airline, Travelling gays, Children named Ibiza, Amy tries breast feeds someone else's baby on a plane, Ryan touches a strangers hand who did NOT want to be touched, Amy's got a stye and has to be on camera tomorrow, JoJo Siwa, Celebrities who come out as bisexual but they're always in...