Poor Lil Thing

Amy vs a cafe, Ryan finally got married to Big Dave after the Jonas Brothers concert, Emmy's, Ryan wants to know if he's gross for something he did but also wants you to know that he still got tipped, someone brought their loud phone into the sauna, Ryan wants to out himself to his old teacher, Dee gets taken off of Ryan's wedding guest list live on the pod, Nick Cannon has 12 children, Ryan and h...

Amy hosted a Burning Man in North Vancouver, Ryan booked a role and then just as quickly lost it, we chat American Apparel, Amy watched the documentary ‘Unknown Number’, another riveting journal entry from Ryan, Amy lived through an earthquake in Santorini, Ryan’s first ever concert was Garth Brooks and Amy’s was Amy Grant lol, we listen to a dirty country song made by AI, Ryan tried another joke...

Amy gets her heart broken on a ferris wheel at 15, Ryan is a hobby horse girl, Ryan gets a blast from the past when he see's young trashy Amy on the bus, Amy tells the story about how her car got set on fire, Amy had a run in at the gym, Shandi played Survivor, Ryan gets mad at a bartender but then meets a cute boy from The Lion King, Amy's youngest nephew comes for her again, ACTING CHALLENGE, Lo...

Amy was buried alive, Ryan pressed the wrong emoji, we chat napping, an excited middle-aged couple wants you to try their pesto, Amy has a crazy burp, we don’t love Snoop Dogg no mo, Ryan saw a man doing a full workout in line at Costco, we’re scared of people recording us nude, Amy tells us everything she ate at Playland, Ryan went to the Cyndi Lauper concert, Amy survived the ferris wheel, Amy r...

Amy's unlocked a new middle age level, Ryan's a home wrecker, Ryan's transiting and lovin' it, Amy's mom truly believed that Ryan was a slam poet, Ryan's hosting trivia and an opening joke does not pay off, cicadas pee all over people, Ryan reads another riveting journal entry, Ryan's leaving things at his parents farm that he shouldn't be, Amy's not sure about the XL hot dog at the baseball game...

Amy is hosting her own drag king reality show on Bravo, Ryan went on a nice date and then exploded, Spice Girls are getting it on, Chimp Crazy lady is going to jail, Ryan is clawing people in the face, Dee was on the Red Robin float for Vancouver Pride, Amy is obsessed with Hunting Wives, Ryan gives us a movie update, Amy and her girl got wet and egged in Copenhagen, Ryan’s mom went rootin’ in her...

Amy gets served in Copenhagen and she doesn't like it, Ryan is a slam poet, what your apartment smells like, rental car fur in NYC, Ryan accidentally lathers himself dry with body wash and goes out for the day(s), Ryan celebrated Pride, Brian doesn't like summer, stop sending FB friend requests, an airport gate agent queen goes off on Amy, Ryan tries some jokes as a wedding officiant and it doesn'...

Amy won a beer chugging competition, Ryan has to tell a hookup to stop eating so many Halls lozenges, Amy’s crush on a handsome man fizzles when he keeps speaker phoning people, Ryan went to a party and talked so much that people moved to another room, Amy gives us the scoop on a Norwegian lottery fiasco, a brand new journal entry from Ryan, the thruple came for Amy, a high school PLT story a...

Amy has toilet bowl water on her, Ryan is a hair extension artist for gay horses, Ryan goes to a nude beach, Ryan confronts his witch neighbour about flatulence, there's a new devil on Days, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Amy accidentally full frontals her brother in law, Ryan cries because of kindness, a 17 year old queen blows Amy away, A PLT listener unlocks pandora's box, a know-it-all lets it al...

On this episode....Amy kissed a gas attendant, Ryan used to churn butter as a child, Amy made a wonderful new connection, we chat skin tags, Coyote Ugly, Leanne Rimes’ teeth fell out, we pay our respects to Marge Simpson, we do the Bartman, we pay Dee in chips, some new gym adventures for Amy, Ryan chats dim lighting again, a new edition of ’40 IS’, a PLT story about a drunk couple who had to thro...

Ryan raises dogs in jars, a new thing is happening to Amy and she doesn't like it, headlines you'll love, Adam Lambert is a smokeshow, remote power, Ryan lived in the future, Ryan tells a gross story about being in the hot tub with his parents, then he talks about crushing on his cousin again, we have a new segment called 'We're Worried About You', PLT stories that will have you laughin' like...

Amy invented the shower wine glass holder, we used to perform above a Denny’s, we chat Love Island, Amy thinks Ryan is more H’d than he seems, Amy confronted a starer at the Farmer’s Market, Ryan is obsessed with Benson Boone, we chat fellow heartthrob Shawn Mendes, Brad Pitt took a risk and it didn’t pay off, Ryan was in Final Destination and Smallville, a man in China had a toothbrush in his bod...

Amy gets three-way called, Ryan is an unlicensed gay puppeteer in the park, Ryan reads another journal entry, Amy's nephew points out her skin tag, a couple say unique "I do's" at their wedding, Dee keeps flashing us, Ryan's friend takes 3 months to text back, stop surprising us with guests, Ryan's getting hairier, universal blood is here, Amy unlocked an 'ick' for her partner, a PLT lis...

Amy is starring in the Ace Ventura reboot, Ryan’s Uber purposely drove next to a car on fire, Amy got a hole filled, Love Island USA, cream soda, China MacLean, a rocky Father’s Day for both of us, Ryan was handed the best trivia questions and still lost, Jehovahs, Amy has an amazing Japanese dinner experience, Rocky has a new PLT story about getting cock-blocked by a guy’s roommate, another liste...

Ryan is a gay British super yacht party host, Amy keeps dropping sh!t at an audition, a woman tries hard to make a connection, Ryan's growing up and he's no longer a peeping tom, hair wig hands, an elderly man fights a teen at a Tim Hortons, homophobic Days of our Lives viewers, Ryan's worried about becoming a nerd again in an old folks home, cornhole is now a TSN recognized professional...

Amy has a new podcast, Ryan’s friend sucked a vape out of the garbage, Amy’s sick again, terrorizing babies, Ryan was destroyed at the gay bar, Amy had a grocery store experience for the books, Ryan reads another page from his mid-2000s journal, Amy’s mom is worried about someone, we wanna know the secrets to looking like Kris Jenner, guys filming in their underwear at the gym, male Karens, Sydney...

Amy finds a small tarantula on her knee while on a pedal-boat, Ryan's a popular gay magician, West Side Story, Ryan still has a VCR, Amy's step-sister gets married, Amys a lesbian mob boss, a disc golf team made fun of Amy on a ferry, Ryan was sent a mystery package and Amy's very mad about it, heater listener story, Britney Spears lit a cig mid flight, hooking up at work, the Pee-wee Herman...

Amy gave a speech at a local college graduation, Ryan saw an ex online, we chat more gym, Dee looks like John Travolta, Ryan went to a gay bar, Amy went to Lillooet again and her niece is a full blown model, trampoline life, Ryan has an excessive amount of optimum points, Amy helps her Dad with his new printer, the iconic Bay is closing, a coffee machine fiasco, Judy’...

Amy can't get a filter off her face during a zoom call, Ryan is a little girl who pushes other children down, Amy is excommunicated from the family again, Inside Edition is still on TV, Amy's mad at the gym, talking on the phone while using the toilet, Ryan is going to the bathhouse, Ryan gets recognized, Amy's very unhappy about something a friend sent her, RHOSLC, Ryan Murphy's new ser...

Ryan leaves his McDonalds closing shift early, scraping gum off and flicking ants at Red Robin, Amy was on Shark Tank, drone power washers, Amy power washes her Mom’s yard until it disappears, Amy is addicted to her new gym, steam rooms, Ryan is into booty now, Amy likes picking up scam calls, the world’s smallest and largest dogs, we chat more about being gym gals, jar dogs, Dee’s job is up for g...

Amy saves a child twice, Ryan teaches courses on toxic masculinity but not very well, rooting around while babysitting, eating bugs, Amy joined a gym and Ryan's getting a personal trainer, Ryan got H'd in the water in Belize, it's embarrassing but who cares, age gap relationships, Ryan's mom keeps sending him thirst traps, Amy retells a classic PLT story, Ryan reads another diary entry,...

Amy sold special tampons at Coachella, whoflencers, Tasha is trash and she needs a house white, Wrestlemania, Amy admits something to the listeners, American Idol ughhh, Jesus 'bout my kids, Amy has an interesting restaurant experience, the Academy Awards are making a change, Amy has an interesting gas station experience, Stop speaking on speaker phone out loud in public, Guilty Pleasures and Gold...

Ryanis a gay rapper and Amy doesn't like that, Jeff shoots the gals to space and Oprah's crying, Katy Perry stop this, Faith night on American Idol, we sing our favourite christian song, don't use febreeze instead of matches, we walk men through what it's like to be waxed, Brian has fungus, Secret Millionaire, Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa, Love on the spectrum, people who bite t...

Ryan lost 45 dollars, Amy got a part of her body sewn shut, our friend can’t tell the difference between Pink and Kelly Clarkson, Amy brought her mom to a soccer game, chapstick lesbians, Mickey Rourke in the morning, Amy is a nark, ewwww Facebook, Turkish hair transplants, lower bushes, Amy’s mom tells her something morbid, Call Ruthie, Ryan saw a dog wearing converse, Amy is on creatine, we chat...

Amy gets a street dog and them some, Ryan is gay and he plays in the NHL, Ryan went home for his dads 70th birthday, Ryan flicks his mom with a rooting find, we're trash, poppers, someone made a connection with Amy and Amy forced a hug on her, Ryan queens, unsends messages and unfollows a boy, how old is Ryan really, we win some we lose some, Amy dm'd another celebrity, baby shampoo for an older g...