PolyAmateur Hour

Laurel forces a new segment in "Bone to Pick," and demands her jingle tribute. Daniel's Feeld match decides she'd rather be a Stubert in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole bristles at Billy's bad bangs in an Ally McBeal edition of "Is This Poly?!"

Nichole is simply annoyed by the Penn & Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks. 

Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"

Laurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE. 

On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"

On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes. 

Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."

The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha. 

We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family. 

Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.  

For our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."

Daniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."

Nichole shares a "Crazy, Sexy, Poly" story about preemptive crying. A friend/Stubert of Laurel writes in to "Ask the Amateurs" about finding their Chesty Nesty Bestie. Daniel bitches about monogamous Canadian A.I. on "Is this Poly." Plus: Double "Normie Corner" mini-segments for the noobs!

Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel confess their "foibles" on the day of atonement and learn absolutely nothing, a la Seinfeld. A reader asks who gets Daniel on the weekends in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole and Laurel reassure each other that they look younger than monogamish Canadians in "Is This Poly?" 

Laurel dishes hot meta-goss in our inaugural "Poly Mindf***" segment.  Nichole's friend Stubert strikes a fear of cancellation into the hearts of all in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel finally admits that "The Kids Are Alright" during a special three-song edition of "Is This Polly?" 

Daniel discloses his primary Star Trek doctor in this week's "Is This Poly?" Nichole's mother-in-law phones in with to diagnose EVERYONE with borderline personality disorder in "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel finally gets into prey stance for "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  

Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?" 

It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017. 

It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple."