PolyAmateur Hour

Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow in a vat for recreational use. Sorry. Finally, it's a...

We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK,"...

Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalato...

It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," an...

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: I...

It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the...

Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of...

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Do...

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to...

What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute hour. She sticks around to answer an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to switch from neutral into SEX GEAR. C...

2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a v...

You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's...

It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows...

If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties...

It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen t...

The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that exp...

Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that...

Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um......

Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too,...

Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the n...

You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-...

But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a v...

It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many son...

Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Ever...

It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it...