Pointless Global News

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On today's show, a man's manhood gets snake bit. Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower. Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants!  

On today's show, it's total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country's entire power grid. Then it's more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps. 

On today's show, we'll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place). Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together. Finally, I'll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious!  

On today's show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl. Then, I'll  introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter. Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit.  

On today's show, He's got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space. Next, I'll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes. Then, we'll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students. Those and other pointless stories coming your way!  

On today's show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland. Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy. And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way.  

On today's show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark. Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That's right, sticks made of wood on the ground. Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder.  

On today's show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets. Then, I'll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms. Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.  

On today's show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea? Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week's animal roundup Finally, I'll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom.  

On today's show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I'll tell you how. Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs. Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them.  

On today's show, I'll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear. Then, we'll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans. Finally, stupid kid tricks rise to new levels of creativity.  

On today's show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa. Then, we'll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone. Finally, I'll tell you about a bathroom hack that will help you poop after eating a low fiber meal.  

On today's show, roaches and used condoms make for carefree traveling. Next, the latest search results on Pornhub for 2024. Then, we'll wrap things up with some bizarre farming news.  

On today's show, we'll start things off with our crappy holiday gift guide. Then, in a related story, a new way to get cows to fart less. Finally, the couple that farts together, stays together.  

On today's show, death by tanning bed in Indiana. Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways. Next a report on the collateral damage after overeating on Thanksgiving. Those and other pointless news stories coming your way!  

On today's show, sex with robots awaits all of us in the future. Then, trombone players are named the best musicians in bed. Finally, a Nova Scotia teacher is busted for running an Only Fans site by the Royal Canadian Mounties.  

On today's show, a man vacationing in Vegas got his nut sack stung by a scorpion. Then, Scientists discover rats enjoy driving. Finally, we'll learn why NASA is complaining about high winds coming out of Uranus, making it hard to probe.  

In this episode, I'll report on the bright idea Russia has to solve their diminishing population crisis. It's creating a Ministry Of Sex, complete with financial incentives to literally screw around on company time. Then, I introduce you to Bridget and her very well hung husband Aldo and how she accomodates him so to speak. Finally, I have the results of what the leading search words were on Pornh...

In this episode, I'll tell you about a blood thirsty otter and the child it nearly sent to a watery grave. Then, Pnut the squirrel is abducted by the local pet detective and it doesn't end well for Pnut. Finally, I'll report on this year's bat beauty contest in Oregon. Such is the state of entertainment in Oregon.

On today's show, shit happens when a woman confronts her entitled neighbor about not  picking up her dog's poop. Then, cats get equal time on this podcast. I'll tell you about the swell time a commercial jet pilot had, when he got attacked by a stray cat in mid-flight. Finally, airport staff observe a man walking strangely and I'll tell you the golden reason why.  

On today's show, we'll tell you about the different ways other animal species poop, because we all need to know, right? Then, we'll go to Germany, where a brand new firehouse burned to the ground. I'll tell you the awesomely stupid reason why. Next, a cop in Georgia calls for backup, so he can whine about his botched order at the local Burger King. Finally, I'll tell you about the young man in nor...

In this maiden voyage episode of Pointless Global News, first I'll report on a knife fight at a nursing home over some canned meat. Next, you'll learn about the business juggernaut that is Rat Taxidermy. Imagine frozen dead rats turned into showgirls, it's totally awesome! Then, the Governor of Massachusetts steps in, to save Nibi The Diva Beaver. Finally, a Brazilian man gives us the 411 on his p...