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Send us Fan Mail   Relive the excitement and feeling of People First Stadium on 4 July with the dulcit tones of DJ NICKA and crazy and perhaps murderous Collingwood supporters

Send us Fan Mail   Our final wrap up from the Northcliff SLSC watching the Blues take on the Tiges

Send us Fan Mail   Game Day is upon us at the Gold Coast and over breakfast we discuss what the AFL can learn from the Socceroos loss to Egypt this morning

Send us Fan Mail   Martin and Dom head off on their second road trip - this year to see the Pies take on the rising (and falling?) Suns

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Send us Fan Mail   We are sick of talking about AFL teams beginning with C, especially those with an "n" and a "t" in them.  So we do our best to talk about other things leading into Gather Round

Send us Fan Mail    Surprise surprise we talk a lot about Carlton, using insightful quotes from Alexander the Great as well as Alexander the Not-Too-Bad (aka Dom's son Alex).  Dom gets worked up and Martin pokes the Bear.

Send us Fan Mail   So many possibilities for titles this week - from unumpirable rules to the opposite of nonchalance.  The AFL keeps out-doing itself with complexity and inequity.  But we are here to help you work it all out. All with no mention of the price of fuel.

Send us Fan Mail   We've split this one because the first 20 minutes (part A) has a few audio issues (sorry!)  Fixed in Part B :) Martin is of course Cock-A-Hoop after Opening Round and Dom wants to talk about anything other than footy

Send us Fan Mail   Part B kicks off with our favourite French Bulldog (well, equal favourite) disgracing himself.  Sound is fixed and we uncover the secret of the old club songs sung by The Fable Singers in 1972

Send us Fan Mail We're back! Join us in 2026 for a no-insight, pointless ramble around the world of AFL or anything else we notice

Send us Fan Mail In Part 2 we analyse how cheer squads should use the principles of curling in AFL games and Martin complains for three hours about the draw. Again

Send us Fan Mail I caught up with Paddy and Mark ("Edmo") in London in the off season and talked fishmongers, bloodbaths, pies and dogs. Oh and of course, Bazzball...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest updates from the AFL, including team changes, player injuries, and reflections on the preliminary finals. They delve into the emotional aspects of player selection for the grand final and share insights from the recent Brownlow Medal ceremony, highlighting both achievements and controversies. The conversation also touches on cultural o...

Send us Fan Mail In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of the AFL, including game scheduling, team performance, and the upcoming grand final. They discuss the peculiarities of match timings, express confidence in their teams, and critique the AFL's award systems. The conversation also touches on the controversial State of Origin scheduling, player trades, and the...

Send us Fan Mail   Just Martin and Dom this week, dissecting the big finals stories, like if Pendlebury is "unflappable", who is the AFL's most "flappable" player?  And how good would it be if we replaced the goalposts with lasers?  Not to mention some great names in the teams - like Bruce Reville (aka Breville) or the Brisbane Lions (Brions) and Fremantle Dockers (Frocker...

Send us Fan Mail    No your eyes are not deceiving you - we are back!  And we do not shy away from the big issues.  Martin rants and raves again about the draw, Gemma is PUMPED for the finals and Dom does everything to shy away from talking about the Blues.  It's worth the wait (or is it...?)

Send us Fan Mail   When Martin and Dom had a weekend away in Adelaide we thought - why would we keep that to ourselves?  Listen to Dom's heart breaking in 38 seconds as Adelaide kick three goals in the third quarter to absolutely ruin the game as a contest.  And stay tuned for Dom picking up Martin's broken pieces after watching Collingwood on TV miss a kick after the siren to lose to Ge...

Send us Fan Mail   After a little break, it's just the old blokes this week.  Martin and Dom discuss their trip to Adelaide to see the Blues come back to earth with a THUD, as well as just how many umpires could we have and still do an awful job.  We examine how the best teams in the league at the moment are the oldest - it's a new trend!

Send us Fan Mail   Back with a full list this week, we realise that the two teams that changed logos this year - the Suns and the Crows - haven't lost a quarter so far.  So a rebrand is the obvious move for the Blues.  We do discuss other clubs (but not much, sob...)

Send us Fan Mail   Our friends Bhav and Mike join Alex and Dom at Marvel Stadium for a first-time look at AFL!

Send us Fan Mail    A late change this week saw Gemma out and a non-special guest join, Pointless's Number One Ticket Holder, Dom's brother Anth.  He talks about Geelong a bit but mostly he, Martin and Dom try and find a description for Carlton's alleged worst loss for 50-60 years.  In the end, thanks to SpaceX, we found the right description...

Send us Fan Mail    Despite all advice to the contrary, we are back!  Gemma, Martin and Dom even have new equipment so there is some hope that you will be able to hear us!  We talk opening round and whether you'd kick with the cyclone if you won the toss... We also have some "structure", including a new history segment (this week the notorious season of 1910), a bespoke theme song a...

Send us Fan Mail Hello there.  By popular demand we tried one more episode but nobody showed up and so Alex and Dom decided to show how little they know about pretty much anything, but especially the draft, new team logos and next year's draw.  But after stumbling around the world of Patrick Cripps's left nipple they do still hold onto that last semblance of hope for the Blues in 2025...

Send us Fan Mail Well we're all depressed, but none more so than our Gemma after her beloved Giants had their hearts broken yet again.  In a fit of rage straight after the game, Gemma made a list of seven things she HATES about AFL, adding one more in for good measure during the podcast.  Dom gets closure on the completion of Carlton's disgrace, and Martin gets excited about the Brownlow...