PODAWFUL™

Nick Fuentes has personally greenlit Pod Awful to be the newest show on Cozy.tv! I'm now coworkers with Anthony Cumia, Baked Alaska, Alex Jones, Ethan Ralph, and also some guy who wears a fake beard. In honor of my new AMERICA FIRST boss, I decided to have a nice relaxed stream for Independence Day. We watch as my former co-host Matt Jarbo breaks up with me in a cringe inducing crying video, check...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2227 ] THE LIQUID BURGER CHALLENGE IS ON! Mr. Burgers has chickened out permanently on the only contest guaranteed to allow him to keep the Burger Crown. Or has he? The autism meets the slawtism when Mr. Burgers Express celebrates his birthday and the Pod Awful Cult shows up with presents. And the entire time, he ha...

Santa Cruz Joker has spent YEARS challenging me to FIND HIM and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. He must be a gluten for punishment, because you'd think getting hit in the face by a homeless loaf on his own livestream, and then being publicly outed as a BREADOPHILE would be enough. Guess not. Harlan has evaded capture long enough. Goontanamo Bay awaits him. Through sheer tyranny of will, and also a ridiculo...

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2227] I'm secretly a bit of a feeder. Mersh from @Nightwave Radio claimed he'd stop being fat "by August." I made it my life's mission to get just as fat as Mersh, AND lose all that weight before he could. Seemed simple enough but now I'm stuck with a few problems. Number one, I am the fattest I have ever been. Number...

HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! MINI MANSON, MCL, AND MY DAD ARE HERE! It's also JUNETEENTH, so in order to celebrate the day we finally remembered to free the slaves, I thought I would do the right thing and treat my own WHITE SLAVES a bit better. I give my dad a call to find out how to be a better daddy, and hear about the time he fought a child and lost. Then we catch up with MCL, the former pedorapper and...

For the past week I've been helping to build and organize a brand new website and Pizza Fund for Pod Awful, so I thought I'd show off the new features and enjoy a relaxed stream watching the Santa Cruz Joker... then Mini Manson showed up. Harlan is angry at the Pod Awful Cult for exposing his paranormal activities, and spent an entire stream bitching about us, and revealing even more horrible deta...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH! Tha Boyz from Revenge Of The Cis are headed to New York City to celebrate Mersh's White Girl Birthday Week. Unfortunately for Mersh, Pod Awful has tagged along. Mersh has his Nightwave Radio audience convinced he's a mafia don, and when the ROTC "On The Road" show from an Airbnb ended by cutting to bla...

0

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Prisondude falsely DMCA'd my episode about him, claiming that using his content is "illegal, plain and simple." Well, what are you gonna do about it? ARREST ME? Sorry, but in the bighouse that makes you a SNITCH, and snitches get stitches. So it's time to make PRISONDUDE PAY. I've found ALL his content, and I mean everythin...

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the most willing AuGold inmate of all time. Introducing our new GOON, Prisondude. Like the name implies, Prisondu...

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Armed Rapper, WILD MAN CHRIS vs....

Quantum-Dimensional-Merge 7D Chess against the entire internet has brought the AUGold of the internet to their knees. A prank on everyone online during the internet's BIGGEST (and most disappointing) DEBATE: Nick Fuentes vs. Mister Metokur. Jesse was invited onto the Kino Casino with PPP and Andy Warski, but when PPP saw Jesse came dressed as a pickle, his inner Chris-Chan activated and he became...

AN EASTER SPECIAL! HE IS RISEN. My twin brother Jeff rose from the dead to prank Ethan Ralph while the Killstream is live. Ethan finally got the Also, Cocks stickers I've been trying to give him for over a year, but unfortunately immediately after that Ethan got SWATTED. In some big mix-up I wound up arrested as a result. After a few days in jail, I emerged again from the cell a changed man. I fou...

THE KILLSTREAM KINGPIN INVITATIONAL! Ethan Ralph, Royce, Mersh, Dick Masterson, Alex Stein, Destiny, Pat Dixon, Chaggot, and more all under one roof. Pod Awful's cult members showed up undercover to capture the event. Meet Dick Masterson's secret boyfriend, watch the entire event get SLAWBOMBED, see the commotion in the Parking lot when the Bowling Alley gets SWATTED, get the exclusive interview w...

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Everyone has a TAKE on the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing. EVERYONE. Howard Stern. Ben Shapiro. Nick Rekieta. Steven Crowder. Jim Carrey. Russel Brand. Sam Hyde... really? Sam, too? Jesus. Who else, uh... REDBAR actually came back to life just to say something about it, and then promptly returned to his crypt. Was it all...

I WAS DUMPED BY MARILYN MANSON. We are no longer best friends. As a result, I will NEVER DO ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT MARILYN MANSON AGAIN... except this one. I already promised Mini Manson, the trans autistic Manson impersonator performer, that they could do a full concert on my show. Not only am I a manson of my word, but I have assembled some music and entertainment industry titans, including the s...

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The Marilyn Manson Uncancelled fanbase are now coming after me on Instagram to, irony of all ironies, CANCEL ME. It isn't a #MeToo moment, though. Instead, I used the dreaded NO-NO WORD. Not exactly my first rodeo with this, but I realized that in the second half of the Evan Rachel Wood documentary, PHOENIX RISING, Wood tri...

SPECIAL GUEST: MANSON! We are at WAR with RUSSIA! Well, not "we," per se, more just me, Jesse. And not all of Russia, exactly, just one lunatic Russian woman and Marilyn Manson SUPERFAN. In fact, half the Marilyn Manson fan community hates me now. Why? Because I have become best friends WITH MANSON HIMSELF. On Instagram, stan-accounts and obsessed jealous women are losing their Manson-marbles over...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The HBO documentary, Phoenix Rising, about Evan Rachel Wood accusing Marilyn Manson of abuse, isn't out until next week, but that won't stop the Pod Awful cult from watching it! The star of the show, bizarrely, is Pod Awful GOON Illma Gore, and now that Manson has sued Wood and Gore, revealing their horrible CRIMES, it make...

Marilyn Manson has been accused of abuse by his former girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. Obviously I don't give a shit about that, because I am a male. HOWEVER, it turns out an old enemy and GOON of the show is involved, too! Toilet artist, ILLMA GORE, is apparently now not only dating Evan Rachel Wood, but has masterminded a conspiracy against Marilyn Manson to #MeToo him in an effort to get more famo...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $20 level. http://podawful.pizza] THE END OF THE MERSH EFFECT! WAR ON THE ENTIRE ROTC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! After Jesse's unceremonious shunning from CBDX after the SPONSOR CUCKING episode, something insane happened. CBDX hired Jesse's friend Laura to work for the company, gave her a corporate email, and paid her to bring new podcasts to them for sponsorship....

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Mersh continues having to endure the SLAWLOCAUST after doxxing himself on Nightwave Radio. He tweeted out that he doesn't even have $800 in his checking account, so I figured he could use the Pod Awful Cult's help with filling his pantry. Unfortunately, several UberEats drivers now likely have the kahunavirus. The real vi...

Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and Matt Jarbo. Mersh is upset on Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned the error of my ways, and it is time to apologize to everyone I have wronged. Somehow, this now includes...

A DOUBLE GOON DOUBLE GUNT EPISODE! The two biggest lolcows on the internet, both in size and in milk production. Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and Mersh of Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis have a lot in common. They are corpulent beyond repair, with gunts dragging the floor, egomaniacal and drunk on the crumbs of e-infamy, and really really really easy to troll. And they have officially team...

In preparation for his upcoming Mershumentary, Porsalin interviews the Earth's Greatest Guy, Jesse, all about the number one lolcow on earth, Mersh. Get the full 3.5 hour long interview in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/GZA1MGKBFf8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https:...