Plumbing the Death Star

Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Host...

an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"?  Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Check out Matt Stewart https://linktr.ee/MattStewart https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your car Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

fuck that cat man Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a Russian asset, and his son has that fucked trim. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acas...

Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net: Step one: Fill bowl with water from tap Step two: Serve Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of government agencies that exist within the MCU and discover just how many sneaky little avengers teams are actually being formed... Also, if you've ever wondered on Joel Duscher's stance on fucking dogs, then this is the episod...

Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune? Whatever, it made no sense but I liked the way he said “GEETAR case”. Anyway, this is a podcast that explores what would happen if that scenario actually happened. Enjoy! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeaths...

We’ve all heard of the Robbie Williams Monkey Movie, right? It’s all fun and games in the world of the movie, but what if you actually had a little ape son? How would that even work? Super ape sperm? Maybe a super ape egg? So many questions, but as always, the most important seems to be how we can exploit him for money. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our te...

Would raising baby jesus be easier if he were a dog? Probably not right? No one can know for sure though. 3 dumbo blokes sound out whether they could have done a better job than the divine virgin mary herself, but get sidetracked discussing foreskins along the way. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a...

Could you sit down and talk with a leopard? Perhaps? Probably not, on account of them not being able to speak. Have you seen a zorse? How would you ‘do’ the zoo? Three boys delve into these hard hitting questions, and the answers will shock you to your gorilla loving core. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to...

What animal are you mixing with another animal or something? Gonna be real, I had to google what a catdog is. still not entirely sure tbh. Is it a children's show? how does it shit? if one of them has a heart attack, do they both suffer? What if they want to go in separate directions? This is all too much to unpack tbh. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our te...

You’ve been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That’s up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia questions? Would you prefer to inform cats of the status of your (un)barbed penis? The choice is yours. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and w...

It’s the one you’ve been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they’re bad and wrong. Captain America but he’s only got swords and his super soldier serum made him all dumb? What about a Hawkeye that inhaled all incoming projectile weaponry? Sounds ineffective and stupid, but what do you expect when ‘Give Calm’ shows up in his eyepatch.  For a tasty treat, cook off...

Vague reasons are sending the boys to space against their will. Can they bring a walkman? How will they coordinate ‘whacking off’? But most importantly, is it PON or PONG? (It’s Pong. It’s so obviously Pong) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Awooga eyes? death by trains? Gaining people's abilities through the means of sucking them off? Sounds like a fun and normal chat about Looney Tunes if you ask me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mirror Mirror on the wall! Who are the 3 dumbest podcasters of them all? Whether it’s perving or finding more efficient ways to kill Harry Potter, each fictional mirror has their pros and cons. Lets discuss! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast....

The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across the half dead body of Anakin Skywalker. Do you make him a Darth Vader? Do you sell him for a vague amount of credits? Maybe you put him in a space car and force him to race about on the off chance he might find Padme, who...

Elton John has wheeled out his grand piano to your romantic picnic spot. He has written you a song all about his potions & sculptures. But what does any of it actually mean? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

You've landed in London, you're weary from your long flight, you need a taxi. Which Mario Kart character are you choosing to drive? Be careful, your choice could have disastrous meatball related repercussions. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Dorothy and the gang have annihilated that witch and now they've come to the Plumbing Boys for their sweet reward! With not a single brain between them how will they figure out how to give some kind of strawman a brain, a big lion who they think his name is Courage courage, the metal golum a heart and Doroty and her dog a way to go home. Duscher opts for a terrible surgery, Jackson wants to spend...