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Sorry kid, the hat said yer evil. Yer bunkin' in the wet basement wit the rest o the evil kids. Hat said so. Send us electronic owl mail: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Oh that show where everyone's got beef with each other? Yeah, I've heard it's good! Send us shows you've heard are good: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We ALSO sleep great at night not knowing what our horrible cosmic destinies are. Send us your soul inside an acorn: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Enclosed is the implanted memory of having listened to a podcast about Total Recall. Just as good as the real thing, and cheaper, too! Send us your cryptic advertisements: pleasedontcast@gmail.com pleasedontcast@twitter.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Get ready for a piping hot podcast treat! The crew discusses the 2023 hit indie game Pizza Tower in great detail, along with what types of level are the most likely successes in games! Get it while it's hot! Send your hot topic deliveries to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

After five years of podcasting, it's time to go rogue. Send us your intentional design flaws: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay, if slamming your hand in the car door is worse than calling your boss "mom" by accident, how do we fit in getting your head exploded by a bad podcast? Not as extreme as getting to the Beer Store one minute late, surely... Send us your miseries: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We recorded this one inside a Crock Pot, for authenticity's sake. Send us your 100 hour brisket: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Who would win in a fight, a water bear or the vacuum of space? What about a Lion vs the guy operating the hot dog cart? How about three of our hosts against each other in an animal trivia showdown? Find out in this week's episode! Send us Thomson's Gazelles: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Truly the only way to celebrate film, is to make up a bunch of completely arbitrary categories. Send us your nominees for "most movie": pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We give our hosts time to unpack and heal, with an assortment of varied topics. First, they dig into what makes a bow and arrow special in a video game, then they discuss needed or frivolous household items to fill in a living space. After that, it's time for the seasonal JOKER UPDATE. Send us your countertop dishwashers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontca...

DEATH is not actually that bad of a card... it can mean transitional periods, change, metamorphosis... a lot of things. nothing to fear. Unfortunately, you also drew the ten of swords, which means you'll be cursed to listen to this podcast. Tough luck, buddy. Send us your good vibes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Thrill as the gang tries their darndest to pronounce Icelandic words! Marvel as they Bjork things up all over again! Don't Miss it! Send us your experimental pop albums: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Let's go back to the far off future of 2014 to examine a sequel that has already worn out it's welcome when it starts. Send us your Adam Scott Sequels: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We couldn't get Drake or The Weeknd to return our calls, sorry. Maybe next time. Send us your Moby Dick freestyles: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Find out the what kind of Dragonball characters, dragons, pokemon types (dragon), alignments (dragon), and decade (years of the dragon) our hosts are! The answers will shock you! Send us your alignment: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Bootleg energy drinks can help you time travel, but maybe not in the way depicted in this film. Send us historical changes to our personal lives: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay, that's it! The final straw! No one release any more video games last year. Got it? Good. Games Discussed: Sonic Frontiers World of Warcraft: Dragonflight Tunic Gloomwood TMNT Shredder's Revenge Half-Life 2 VR Capcom Fighting Collection DNF Duel Norco Neon White God of War: Ragnarok Merfight Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Marvel SNAP Call of Duty Warzone 2.0 Rollerdrome Overwatch 2 Vampire Survivors

If you want these to be shorter, you'll have to make it so less games or worse games come out. Games discussed: Splatoon 3 Elden RIng Pokemon Legends: Arceus Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe King of Fighters XV Destiny 2: The Witch Queen Multiversus Weird West TMNT x JL Turbo Prodeus Kirby and the Forgotten Land Cuphead: Delicious Last Course

FEATURING SUCH TOPICS AS: Favorite Holiday Specials Living in a stone castle above the clouds Making Tom & Jerrys Bringing Warmth to Others In Your Life and the long-awaited JOKER UPDATE Send us your holiday favorites: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

You've never heard anything like it... opinion-wise, podcast-wise, or other-wise! Check out Bea's webcomic: https://www.aghoststorycomic.com/ Send us unmarked keys: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We have AN invisible man. Don't get too excited. Send us ideas for next year's Moorevember: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This week we're going what we always do... getting you to smile! WHATEVER IT TAKES Send us your Witch Quests: twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Going all the way back to 2005- with only one cartridge! The gang gets together for a little handheld party, minus most of the games. Send us Mario drawings through pictochat: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Time to gather the most unbelievable adventurers of our time... fist on the list, Jimmy, who can crack corn. Send us your clay tablets: patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com