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It needed another week in the oven due to audio issues and fighting game tournaments, but don't worry. We're going to catch up soon. Send us the longest fake nails you can find: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Please Don't Listen Your Soul Depends On It! HELL-O-SCREAM Monthster Terrorsodes of Fright: SIX OR TREAT begins with a heartwarming story of friendship between two old guys who like to go to the movies. Also, uh, a demon got into the audio on this one. sorry. Send us jars of blood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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Our mysterious evil broadcasts blow the lid right off of the one in this game. Send us your cursed radio soldiers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com

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If your steamy fantasies involve cavernous rooms, medical eyepatches, or aggressive fouling in a basketball game with David Duchovny- Then do we have the movie for you!

There are a lot fewer parts of the spine than I remembered. Send us your gestures: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

We all wore giant suits to record this. It doesn't really come through, but we like to suffer for our art anyway. Send us your complex opinions on kabuki theater: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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Sure, everyone wants a cool licensed song for their boss fight, but at least Psycho Mantis doesn't have to deal with getting his whole scene removed or muted due to copyright. Sometimes it's just not worth it. Send us your gaming needledrops: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Link, there's a really big hole in the ground. You GOTTA check it out, man. Send us your Hyrule Hints: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Go check out the show we're talking about here. http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/ This episode is pretty confusing otherwise. Send us your steamy vhs tapes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

"Movies" are a technique often used in cinema. Send us your hopes and dreams: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

My z-team just got turned into an adventurer milkshake in that hole, so yeah, I guess you could say I'm a little stressed. Send us fresh warriors: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Anyone could make the worlds biggest pizza with a "world's biggest pizza" machine. But can we make history on our own? Of course not. Send us very tiny foods: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Really, you should be starting the timer when you pick up the first ingredient at the grocery store. Otherwise it's cheating. Send us hot onion water: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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