Please Don't Listen

They really get to the giant pit of the giant peach in this one. Enjoy.

The experiment begins. Who lives, who dies? Who takes up a life of crime? Who walks long distances to clean up after raccoons? Who murdered Black Box Games? Stay tuned...

What, do you have anything better to do? Our heroes talk about their towns, their history, their friends, and which animal neighbors it's okay to get attached to emotionally.

Let's put the turn-poor-people-into-glue factory next to the highway for easy transport. Maybe that should be a spiral exit, actually. What do you mean the water's poisoning people again? Yes I know which way the river is flowing... too many one-way roads? I thought these people loved one-way roads!

Right, you said it was a freak accident. The man got tangled up in his own podcast microphone cables and strangled and electrocuted himself at the same time. Tragic, really. and I feel for you. But there's just one thing that's been bothering me... if he was in here recording alone, why were there so my mics out? Why were there 5 beers on the table? Can you tell me that?

A new year requires a new approach, along with a self-indulgent celebration of all the stuff we did in the past year. Act Surprised.

There's something... special about that hotel. The way you remember it... what it did to your mind... I bet we could make some real money if you went back.

Okay, no. NO. You are NOT about to tell me that the racist garden of eden episode is worse than the one where Spock's brain gets stolen

Okay, get this, it's like... a big shark, right? Then they need a really big boat for it, right? What? no, okay, fine. What if there was an island, but it has dinosaurs on it! Okay, okay, fine. Get this, a guy accidentally time travels back in time, and he needs to get BACK... to the present-future. Hey, where are you going?

The playstation 9 will be a drink you order at the bar. You'll just say, "Hey, barkeep, got any Sony back there?" and the grad student behind the counter will ask if you want Gran Turismo mixed in it and you say sure. Then you just- you drink the game. 9.5 on metacritic

Our heroes become experts in ghost extermination and digital comics with A Ghost Story! They also recount their webcomic experiences, go through some people with funny names who could kill them, and oh yeah, interview Bea, creator of the webcomic the whole show's about! Grab your sword made out of money and dive in! Interview starts at 00:28:33 Second Segment begins at 00:47:37

Our heroes become expert ball-drainers with help from two special guests, who show us the ins and outs of everyone's favorite pre-video game, Pinball! They go over history, machine oddities, and botched adaptations, so grab your quarters and shoot in! Oh, and stop tilting the machine, will ya?

You should probably listen to this one just for the Popeye impersonations, but our heroes have more than that up their suspiciously large sleeves! They were also challenged to roll the dice and watch whatever they randomly ended up with. This leads to quite a few hidden oddities you won't want to miss! All that, plus Hotel Transylvania, Annie, The Shining and more!

The 'ol Poddy C, as our heroes like to call it, returns with a look into the gorgeously animated world of Later Alligator! The gang interviews Lindsay Small-Butera, Co-Creator and Designer of the game, and really digs into what's going on in Alligator New York City! They also get into the most memorable puzzles they've encountered in games, and French Space Mountain, for some reason! Come on in an...

The Sun of 2019 never sets on this show! We discuss our favorites from last year, and take a deeper dive into MIDSOMMAR, the funny vacation hijinks movie from Hereditary's Ari Aster! Take a deep breath, and join us!

A great, powerful, hungry, cunning, evil thing... a podcast. Summoned from who knows where with all the magical items they could gather, our heroes bring forth this dark beast of an episode on a book, even though people who read books don't listen to podcasts and people who listen to podcasts don't read books. Prove them wrong and listen!

I've eaten things you people wouldn't believe. Doritos given an entire third dimension. I watched Pepsi Blue bottles glitter in the dark near the 7-11. All those snacks will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Also, a guest joins our heroes to discuss Steven Universe.

I prefer the sub for Please Don't Cast, honestly. The dubbed voices do okay, but Seb's original seiyuu really captures all of the emotion so much better.

Did you hear about video games this year?

Agh, you've got to be kidding me! Those dice are weighted, stop that. Yes I said that about the horses too, but that's because they were! Don't even get me STARTED on the Titanic slot machine! Forget this, I'm going back to the Runescape Grand Exchange...

This week our heroes get a life... a second one, anyway. They take another trip into some interesting digital realms and talk about whether or not it's a video game! If you want the thumbnail explained, you'll have to tune in!

This week our heroes reach their feature presentation as they... watch movies on tv? You just KNOW that means they have to dig into some weird and memorable commercials, too! Grab the remote and a bowl of popcorn, and jump right in!

While our heroes sleep off their food comas and hangovers, Nick and Javor take to the high seas to discuss one of the longest-running, most lucrative, and wildest manga out there... ONE PIECE The treasure that will make their dreams come true...

This week our heroes let some flavors get to know each other as they imitate famous fictional dishes and discuss Binging With Babish! Just GUESS who double-fried a burger. Just guess. You'll get it right.

This week our heroes go on a dangerous space adventure into randomly generated space with 2012 kickstarter success story FTL! They also descend slowly into madness discussing what role they'd play on a voyage into outer space! Is your luck good enough, or will the void take you? Tune in to find out!