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Donate to BLM and Anti-Racist Organizations here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Our heroes dig into the psychic and psychadelic americana rpg that is Earthbound, why it's special, how to play it today and more. "Congratulations, you made it! ...There is a sign in the game that says that."

Skeletons are the animated bones of the dead, mindless automatons that obey the orders of their evil masters. A skeleton is seldom garbed in anything more than the rotting remnants of any clothing or armor it was wearing when slain. A skeleton does only what it is ordered to do. It can draw no conclusions of its own and takes no initiative. Because of this limitation, its instructions must always...

Here at PDLTTYLDOI, we vow to bring you our jokers in only the most practical manner. You see, we-oh wait, no that table looks a little unstable. Better do a frog splash onto it from the stairs. Oh! He's doing it! Tell me you got that one on tape

This is NOT an episode about SOLO, though I suppose you could call it Solo-adjacent. We do talk about all of these connections to popular media, those little side-stories relegated to comics or cup noodles ads or direct to streaming movies. Who really wants to know John Wick's origin, anyway?

Oooo! I know this one! It's "Please Don't Ca-" I mean "WHAT IS THE PLEASE DON'T CAST EPISODE 100 SPECIAL FEATURING A RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST AND MULTIPLE GIMMICKS?" Speaking of this spectacular, we've got a video link if you want to see our beautiful faces: https://youtu.be/pUm7tzz6VG8

Dig at an angle, folks. Not that it will help you escape from that weird giant lobster, but we don't have all the answers.

They really get to the giant pit of the giant peach in this one. Enjoy.

The experiment begins. Who lives, who dies? Who takes up a life of crime? Who walks long distances to clean up after raccoons? Who murdered Black Box Games? Stay tuned...

What, do you have anything better to do? Our heroes talk about their towns, their history, their friends, and which animal neighbors it's okay to get attached to emotionally.

Let's put the turn-poor-people-into-glue factory next to the highway for easy transport. Maybe that should be a spiral exit, actually. What do you mean the water's poisoning people again? Yes I know which way the river is flowing... too many one-way roads? I thought these people loved one-way roads!

Right, you said it was a freak accident. The man got tangled up in his own podcast microphone cables and strangled and electrocuted himself at the same time. Tragic, really. and I feel for you. But there's just one thing that's been bothering me... if he was in here recording alone, why were there so my mics out? Why were there 5 beers on the table? Can you tell me that?

A new year requires a new approach, along with a self-indulgent celebration of all the stuff we did in the past year. Act Surprised.

There's something... special about that hotel. The way you remember it... what it did to your mind... I bet we could make some real money if you went back.

Okay, no. NO. You are NOT about to tell me that the racist garden of eden episode is worse than the one where Spock's brain gets stolen

Okay, get this, it's like... a big shark, right? Then they need a really big boat for it, right? What? no, okay, fine. What if there was an island, but it has dinosaurs on it! Okay, okay, fine. Get this, a guy accidentally time travels back in time, and he needs to get BACK... to the present-future. Hey, where are you going?

The playstation 9 will be a drink you order at the bar. You'll just say, "Hey, barkeep, got any Sony back there?" and the grad student behind the counter will ask if you want Gran Turismo mixed in it and you say sure. Then you just- you drink the game. 9.5 on metacritic

Our heroes become experts in ghost extermination and digital comics with A Ghost Story! They also recount their webcomic experiences, go through some people with funny names who could kill them, and oh yeah, interview Bea, creator of the webcomic the whole show's about! Grab your sword made out of money and dive in! Interview starts at 00:28:33 Second Segment begins at 00:47:37

Our heroes become expert ball-drainers with help from two special guests, who show us the ins and outs of everyone's favorite pre-video game, Pinball! They go over history, machine oddities, and botched adaptations, so grab your quarters and shoot in! Oh, and stop tilting the machine, will ya?

You should probably listen to this one just for the Popeye impersonations, but our heroes have more than that up their suspiciously large sleeves! They were also challenged to roll the dice and watch whatever they randomly ended up with. This leads to quite a few hidden oddities you won't want to miss! All that, plus Hotel Transylvania, Annie, The Shining and more!

The 'ol Poddy C, as our heroes like to call it, returns with a look into the gorgeously animated world of Later Alligator! The gang interviews Lindsay Small-Butera, Co-Creator and Designer of the game, and really digs into what's going on in Alligator New York City! They also get into the most memorable puzzles they've encountered in games, and French Space Mountain, for some reason! Come on in an...