Planet Ass Podcast

This episode shatters everything you thought you knew about the world’s darkest secrets. Are the powerful sacrificing children? Is Utah hiding unnerving truths? The shocking files, the hidden messages — you're about to have your mind blown wide open. Brace yourself as we dive headfirst into the most mind-boggling conspiracy theories, leaked emails linking Utah’s elites to Jeffrey Epstein, and stor...

In this lively episode, Jahn and EV dive into a series of unexpected and humorous stories, from New Year's Eve mishaps to bizarre news headlines. They explore the strange coincidences of subway incidents, a fiery party in the Swiss Alps, and a mix-up involving a heavy metal band. The conversation is filled with laughter, speculation, and a touch of conspiracy theory humor. Introduction: As the clo...

In this festive episode of Planet Ass, hosts Evan and Jahn dive into a series of hilarious and unexpected holiday stories. They discuss everything from creating drunken PowerPoint presentations to bizarre science experiments like the Lego poop test. The conversation also covers Santa's ICE makeover, the mystery of shrimp on treadmills, and a 92-year-old gamer grandma's triumph in a video game tour...

In this episode of Planet Ass, ViceChrist and Jahn dive into a variety of outrageous stories, from a house explosion in Hayward, California, to a cockfighting ring in Provo, Utah. They also explore the absurdity of a pride match during the World Cup between countries where homosexuality is illegal, and discuss the humorous implications of GameStop's 'trade anything day'. The conversation is filled...

Join us for a Thanksgiving special like no other! From flaming turkey tosses to hilarious family mishaps, we're diving into the wildest Thanksgiving stories. Whether you're spending the holiday with family or tuning in solo, you're part of our family now. Buckle up for laughs, unexpected tales, and a whole lot of fun. Don't forget to call our hotline with your own crazy Thanksgiving stories! #Than...

Join us on a rollercoaster of bizarre tales, from AI teddy bears giving questionable advice to otters on the attack! Dive into the chaos and laughter as we explore the unexpected and the unbelievable. Don't miss out on these wild stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a laughter-packed episode where we dive into the unexpected! From parachuting beavers to the quirkiest drunken purchases, this episode is filled with stories that will leave you in stitches. Join ViceChrist and Jahn as they explore the wildest moments and share their hilarious takes. Don't miss out on the fun—hit play and enjoy the ride! 🎙️😂 Highlights: Parachuting Beavers: The wildest...

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