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One month through the NFL season, and it isn't just drunk: It's stumbling around rambling incoherently. Week Four, now with more games that shouldn't be games because of teams that refuse to keep the foot on the throat. Also with teams that are completely dead... or comedy acts... or somehow win against a far superior foe? This is Sportsball, and this is a tribute to Week Four: Steeler...

Twelve teams remain. It's been a ride, hasn't it? Bitter disappointments from so-called World Series contenders, several high-profile collapses, and teams reviving from the dead to find new life. This is the majesty of baseball, and it's why we love it. October ball is something special, and more memories will be created by the victors... and scars by those that lose painfully. This ep...

Welcome to Chaos Ball: Home of a bazillion blocked kicks and multiple games with inexplicable blown leads and comebacks aplenty. The league is starting to shake up into the contenders, pretenders, and everyone in between. This is what football does to a man, and it shall savage us all like the injury report every week. Take care, friends. Always remember to buckle up. It's going to be a ride.

We're already well over a half-hour for Sportsball. It's Week Two. Yep, this might be the year that finally has me keel over at my desk. After everything that happened this week, it might explain why this video was a bit later than usual. Regardless, we press on in the true spirit. Like the NFL, next man up. That's all we call say right now. This episode is in devotion to the madness t...

About seven minutes left in the game. Two heavyweights with one of them reeling. Buffalo down by fifteen with little hope of coming back into the match. The Ravens are just too strong. Their offense destroying everything thanks to Lamar and a King. Fans leaving Highmark Stadium in droves. Everything seems hopeless... or is it? This game was definitely one for immortality. Different reasons for bot...

We begin again! And it happens with the typical madness that we expected from the start of the NFL season, plus a few unexpected twists. The Bengals offense being stuffed? The Saints somewhat competitive? The Game of the Year already? Have I mentioned that it's only Week One? I wonder if this is the season that'll finally kill me off. It's close lol. This episode is in dedication to th...

Was this game really all that great? Or are we just in the mood for anything resembling professional football to get away from mind-numbing hot takes and predictions? Either way, the NFL season's off and running... in a very fucky, confusing manner. I'm still trying to process what the hell happened between Dallas and Philadelphia. Are we in trouble? Or is life as we know it simply doomed...

In difference to the AFC, the NFC seems to be the more exciting division. Home of the defending champs, more than a few up-and-coming franchises and a handful of groups facing make-or-break campaigns. Then there's the Saints. Just watch them be good to piss us all off again. Sixteen teams doing everything in their power to push through that horrible wall to achieve glory. Some want more of it....

Who's going to overthrow Kansas City as kings of the division? We asked this last year (and the year before) yet no one has been able to break their spell. Fifteen teams (and Kansas City) have returned for another fall and winter grind in an effort to accomplish their goals: The contenders, the mid-tier, the rebuilds and the delusional. They're all here for us to enjoy. This episode is ded...

Take yourself back to the 2023 AL Wild Card: The Minnesota Twins finally broke the curse. Not only breaking a long winless streak in the postseason, but finally winning a series for the first time in twenty-one years. They were no longer under the thumb of snooty Yankees or anyone else in the American League. The future was theirs to control. Fans were finally starting to believe again: A strong c...

If you're having trouble with nefarious employees demanding so-called fair compensation for their work, don't be afraid. Look to Jerry Jones and his Dallas Cowboys to see how to approach these dealings. With this step-by-step guide, learn to develop relationships while maintaining a position of power, will your employee to bend to your whims, and increase the profile of your brand through...

All-in pushes! Arms races! Divisional battles! The Nuke! Everything and more was here in the 2025 MLB Trade Deadline. Especially the nuke. The fallout will consume cities across America. In the meantime, here's an episode about the deadline. All thirty teams each have a story to tell... some much more hilarious than others.

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When a player makes his debut in a professional league, it's a time of celebration. Years of sweat, sacrifice, and adversity overcome to reach the apex of the sport of choice. Watching as many around you are whittled away by injury or lack of talent/motivation. Yet for some, this glory goes sour: They're unable to adapt to the professional game or suffer misfortune in the process. Yet for...

The saga continues. This part has Twitter Phone Calls from Chat!

Trades! Overpayments! Magic Beans! All of this and more up to the 6PM Eastern Time deadline for MLB teams to bolster their rosters (or sell for prospects and the future). Join me over the next few hours as we go over all the doings in baseball... and mald about the Pirates sucking ass. Pray for Cleveland. They're in hell.

The National League is a group where about ten teams are competitive. The rest are fodder for the real teams. The Rockies are just a league of their own. This episode's late as it is, so let's get into the madness as it stands. I don't think Atlanta wants to talk about it. Makes it even better. Thank a bunch of real-life shit for why this took so long to make. Yes, I am getting ready f...

The American League is a fifteen-team warzone where only the strong will move on... or the ones that stay relatively consistent. The AL Central seems like it's already set in stone (shocking considering recent trends), the AL West is somewhat there (from the usual lords of the division), while the AL East is anyone's guess (except for Baltimore. Imagine saying that in March).In this episod...

This one has Immaculate Grid! And more Hockey News!

Can you really call this a shitstravaganza? Everyone's being re-signed by their respective teams. This is probably going to get derailed into a Jalen Ramsey to the Steelers podcast, so might as well embrace the hockey moves when they happen. Key is when. Who knows the time when they occur. Hopefully immediately?

Buy Melonheads Merch here (ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION) - https://90ayw6-rz.myshopify.com/?fbcl... The Pirates and Anthrocon have a very interesting history. From a one-word tweet came a love affair that sparks a connection between two downtrodden fanbases (with slightly more degeneracy on one side). This is the story of Furries. God save those poor hotel workers at The We...

The Orioles. What the fuck happened? Everything's gone to complete shit and there's little chance of them getting out of it this year. Where do you point the finger for this shit? Everything? (Mostly) Mike Elias? Bad Hitting? All of the above? The answer is probably yes to all of the above... and then some.

Baker Mayfield has had a fascinating career arc. He's a guy who was deemed to be the savior of a franchise, and he fulfilled that role admirably in his first few years (culminating with a playoff win against a hated rival). However, the Browns felt he wasn't good enough. They wanted to go elsewhere for their quarterbacking needs. Desiring someone with more maturity and talent, they threw B...

We live in a world where the NBA is far from fucked. The age of Warriors vs. Cavs has long been over. We will have the 7th different champion in the past seven years. Parity is now the name of the game, and these playoffs will be seismic in how it shapes the league for years to come. You know which teams I'm talking about in this regard. There is much to discuss: The drama, the strife, the injurie...

The Pirates started a rebuild in 2019. It's not going too well. You'd think having a talent like Paul Skenes would change things, but it hasn't. This year has been headache after headache. We're still in May. God help us all.