chelsy’s hivemind

Phone Me Please

Society EN ↓ 9 episodes

Phone Me Please is a lighthearted show where we analyze, we laugh, and we do not spiral. These are the musings of a queer 20-something who still can't figure out if the internet broke society or if society broke the internet. For each weekly episode you are guaranteed some pop culture and society commentary, and funny personal stories. New episodes every Thursday! I'm calling…will you pick up? ★ ☏

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chelsy’s hivemind

Episodes

9 - Solo Traveling As A Black Girl…The Good, The Bad, The Lovely 26.06.2026 22:31

Let’s talk about solo traveling as a black girl…the good, the bad and the lovely! In this episode, I discuss my solo travels to Mexico City (CDMX), San Juan in Puerto Rico, Chicago, New York and more.

8 - How Do We Feel About Love Island USA Season 8? 19.06.2026 25:07

How are we feeling about Love Island season 8 so far? In this episode, let’s talk about the differences between season 8 and season 7. Disclaimer! I made this when we were still on episode 4 so I will amend some of the things I said in this episode in another future episode. The cast is lowkey upsetting me right now. Zach is absolutely a producer plant. ★ Leave me a voicemail if you have a problem...

7 - Being Direct In A World Full Of Indirect People 04.06.2026 26:58

Are you a direct person who struggles with people communicating indirectly? Well, me too. In today’s episode, let’s discuss why more people should be direct. ★ Leave me a voicemail if you have a problem you need advice on: https://tr.ee/OO5uE2foy5 ★ Add me on instagram: @chelsyshivemind ☏ My podcast instagram for updates: @phonempleasepod

6 - The Cost Of Being An Ambitious Black Woman 15.05.2026 24:56

Olivia Pope from Scandal, Annalise Keating, Maxine Shaw from Living Single and Molly from Insecure are some of the most famous black female tv lawyers to exist. Let's explore how they function. ★ Leave me a voicemail if you have a problem you need advice on: https://tr.ee/OO5uE2foy5 ★ Add me on instagram: @chelsyshivemind ☏ My podcast instagram for updates: @phonempleasepod

5 - The Pressure To Get Married By 30 30.04.2026 28:17

Have you ever felt the pressure to get married by 30 as a woman in her early 20s, mid 20s or late 20s? In today’s episode, we are going to unpack where this pressure comes from and how we can find better ways to live and enjoy life. Also, I meant to say "she had me when she was 27" lol

4 - Friendship & The Chosen Family...Love Stories That Aren't Romantic 23.04.2026 22:31

Why does society tend to ignore the power of platonic love and friendships? Why does mainstream media portray friendships as an afterthought? Join me this week as we chat about how shows like Golden Girls, Living Single, Insecure and New Girl challenge this idea.

3 - The Polyester Epidemic…My Impossible Search for 100% Cotton Pajamas 15.04.2026 26:39

Have you been struggling to find affordable 100% cotton pajamas? Me too. So let's chat about it. Sources: ★ Salfino, C - https://sourcingjournal.com/topics/lifestyle-monitor/why-natural-fibers-fit-fall-winter-cozy-sleep-loungewear-trends-1234766329/ ☏ Archie, A. - https://www.npr.org/2026/01/20/nx-s1-5670290/polyester-fabric-clothing

2 - The Solo Trip Where My Big Toe Nail Got Ripped Out 09.04.2026 22:40

Have you ever wondered how in the world someone could lose their big toe nail? Well join me on this podcast episode as I take you on a journey to Puerto Rico where I discuss how I spent my birthday then lost my toe nail immediately after…because I can’t ever catch a break. Enjoy!

1 - Welcome to the Phone Me Please Podcast! 05.03.2026 0:31

Helloooooo☏📞Welcome to the first episode of the Phone Me Please Podcast! My name is Chelsea, I am 20 something and I so excited to go on this journey called life with you. This podcast will be updated weekly! Tune in every week to realize things, contemplate life and figure things out with me. Thank you💋! Byeee 💋!