Jessi Cruickshank
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually...
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Episodes
A Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau) 30.01.2025 1:07:46
Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s new 400 million dollar lawsuit and all the leaked texts, voice memos and cringey footage that came with it. Then, Heidi Montag’s new single “Forgive and Forget” is an attack on Lauren Conrad and Xavier Trudeau’s new R&B song is a gift to Canada. All that plus, Jessi fill...
Air-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan) 23.01.2025 58:09
Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her from important things- like the BOMBSHELL ALLEGATIONS against Harry & Meghan in Vanity Fair. Plus, she breaks down the FUN PARTS of Donald Trump’s inauguration - like Hats! Cleavage! And Carrie Underwood! Then, Brooke Shields has a new Tell-All and she’s telling WAY TOO MUCH about he...
Stream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker) 16.01.2025 59:36
IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of living through this heartbreaking natural disaster. Heidi and Spencer were reality TV villains, now they are international HEROES- Jessi breaks down this unexpected plot twist (and Spencer makes her cry). And justice for Mandy Moore (and Hilary Duff)! Then, Carrie Underwood is singin...
It Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba) 09.01.2025 1:10:26
Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels like we have a DECADE worth of pop culture to talk about. FINALLY Jessi can share her thoughts on Blake vs. Justin then unpack the NEW, EXPLOSIVE interview that could change everything. On her new Netflix show, Meghan Markle, excuse me, “Meghan” wants you to know that she is just an relata...
A Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa 12.12.2024 1:19:03
After MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM. She’s telling you HOW she scored tickets, WHO she took to the show and why she and her friends now have BAD BLOOD. So was the concert LIFE-CHANGING? Jessi’s answer will shock you (no death threats pls!) Speaking of death, does murder make you horny? Jessi unpacks the internet’...
Holding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden 05.12.2024 1:30:06
Good Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie? Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Neve...
Make the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken 28.11.2024 1:09:07
Deck the Halls with Clay Aiken’s Balls on this VERY FESTIVE episode! We are kicking off the holiday season with one of Jessi’s ALL-TIME DREAM GUESTS… Clay Aiken! And he does NOT DISAPPOINT. Not only does Jessi celebrate his new holiday album “Christmas Bells Are Ringing” she gets him to TELL ALL… about American Idol, his time on The Apprentice, his real take on Donald Trump, JLo, Simon...
Netflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan) 21.11.2024 1:11:11
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering paparazzi photos and her new rom-com ‘Our Little Secret’. And as if that wasn’t enough, Jessi is ALSO phoning Lacey Chabert, Chad Michael Murray, Dustin Milligan and Kristin Chenoweth to talk about their new Netflix movies and also Chad’s abs. PLUS! Ariana Grande and C...
How The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse) 14.11.2024 1:19:12
It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and Jessi approves. The P*ssy Posse reunites at Leonardo Dicaprio’s 50th birthday party and Kristin Cavallari only wants to date a man with a Vasectomy… Jessi calls on her husband Evan to DISCUSS. Then, Jessi weighs in on the Grammy Nominations and phones her real-life friend Jay Malinowski...
Nauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE) 07.11.2024 1:11:02
We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journalist Rachel Gilmore to weigh in on how Trump won and what this means for the future. After that… we’re giving you a much needed BRAIN BREAK by talking NOT POLITICS, GIRL! Martha Stewart hates her own movie (but Jessi and Jason LOVE IT), the internet ha...
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON) 31.10.2024 55:52
It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate the most contraversial costumes of the year. Plus, 2500 people in New York look more like Timotee Chalamet than Timotee Chalamet. Giselle is pregnant and Tom Brady is emo. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz’ split has Jessi wondering, if the hottest couple on earth can’...
Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne) 24.10.2024 1:00:34
This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is throwing shade at Elvira just in time for spooky season! North West gave her mom a crappy birthday gift, pun intended, and Jessi discovers the artistry of Skibidi Toilet. Plus, we grapple with the passing of Liam Payne and the impact he...
Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma) 17.10.2024 59:14
The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an “ICY FEUD”? We do JOURNALISM to find out. Plus! Ariana Grande is trying to save SNL and Celine Dion is trying to save the NFL. All that, and the reason Jessica Chastain was just canceled over $15. Pour yourself a flight of wine (or do...
Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy) 10.10.2024 59:02
Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the controversy surrounding the hit Netflix series. Then, football fans have turned on Travis Kelce- why? how? Jessi has got the play-by-play. Plus - Justin Bieber, Usher, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker- Jessi is breaking down all the celebrit...
Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey) 03.10.2024 1:00:06
Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator...
NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young 26.09.2024 1:22:36
Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’....
The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy) 19.09.2024 1:06:00
Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Bre...
Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala) 12.09.2024 55:54
POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Thi...
Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis 05.09.2024 1:11:42
It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended) to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong. Plus, would you PAY to atten...
DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White) 29.08.2024 59:27
This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants. Plus Jessi gets ro...
A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen 22.08.2024 1:10:21
In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette. All that, plus Jessi phones 3...
A Series of Side Quests 15.08.2024 1:05:09
The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them! Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots....
Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes! 08.08.2024 44:27
Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss. Then, put on your (v unflattering) bathing caps, we're diving in to the Paris Games. Jessi gets a shocking DM from a Canadian Olympic Gymnast and celebrates Hot, Taught, Cocky, Ballsy Olympians! She gives her HOT TAKES on who are the sexiest athletes, why the olympics needs...
Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin! 01.08.2024 1:01:10
Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl has been replaced by … Margarita Butt Couple? After hearing this story, you may never set foot in a Chili’s again. Plus, Jessi watched Dirty Pop, the new Lou Pearlman documentary which was too much dirty, not enough pop. All that a...
Your Voicemail IS Brat 25.07.2024 1:01:46
In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal details about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s house and share a shocking story about her Celebrity nanny. Plus! 2000’s trends, Kidz Bop takes on Beyonce and why is the internet saying ‘Kamala IS BRAT’? Jessi finds out Brats! So LET’S C...
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