Jessi Cruickshank

Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

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Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie?  She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually...

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Jessi Cruickshank

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

COLDPLAY WARM HEART (ft. Astronomer CEO, Stephen Colbert, Pacey & Joey and Justin Bieber) 24.07.2025

Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CEO cheating scandal and the resignations, the fake apologies and the fallout that has happened since. Then, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was cancelled suddenly- if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to understand the shocking reason why, Jessi will f...

It's Your F*ing Birthday w/ Taylor Swift Scholar, Crystal Haryanto (ft Justin Bieber, Jeremy Allen White & The Backstreet Boys) 17.07.2025

It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Justin Bieber's New Album SWAG, The Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, Jeremy Allen White's Flowers, The Emmy Nominations and MORE. Plus, Jessi phones Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto. She founded a course on Taylor Swift at Berkley and her new book is...

Step Into Magic (ft. Jennifer Aniston & Jennifer Aniston’s hypnotist, Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron & Anne Hathaway) 10.07.2025

This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new man and he’s a… hot hypnotist? Is there such a thing? Charlize Theron is having great sex and telling us all about it. Plus, Anne Hathaway is on the cover of Vogue and Miranda Priestly would NEVER approve. DO NOT sell Jessi Halloween Decor but DO list...

Here Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso &  Miley Cyrus) 03.07.2025

DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for approximately 10 days. That’s why she’s calling the content creator dubbed “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman to explain where the toys came from, how they exploded so quickly and why Katy Perry can’t have one. Speaking of Katy Perry- she missed the...

Sizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan) 26.06.2025

Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing On Business”, an It Ends With Update (did Blake Lively FINALLY WIN!?) an angry voicemail for Beyonce and a celebrity sighting in the wild!  Plus, America’s cringiest billionaires Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are getting married in Ven...

Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper) 19.06.2025

Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GL...

ICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat 12.06.2025

In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet.&nb...

Money. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl") 05.06.2025

HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of the best, dirtiest and most shocking lyrics. Speaking of musical GREATS- Taylor Swift bought her masters back! But do you remember the WHOLE scandalous backstory? In case you were too Dumb & Busy to keep...

Chia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig) 29.05.2025

Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe what else she said. Kris Jenner has a new face and Jessi has big feelings about it. Kourtney Kardashian thinks sending your kids to school is “dated” so pull yours out IMMEDIATELY. Plus Justin Bieber said TOO MUCH about Hailey Bieber on the cover of Vogue...

RIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie) 22.05.2025

This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made her believe in LOVE AGAIN. Plus! Do you have an “old lady name”? Jessi reveals the list of girls names that Gen Z thinks make you seem old. Spoiler Alert: Jessica IS on the list and Jessi (full name: Jessica) is NOT happy about it. Plu...

The Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee) 15.05.2025

Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much Music, Supernatural, Pretty Hard Cases) joins jessi to TELL ALL about their wild weekend with Pitbull ! Are bald caps and goatees the secret to meeting men?! Jessi also saw Beyonce and her take on the ‘Cowboy Carter’ tour might upset the BeyHive....

It’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr) 08.05.2025

While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I Question! I’m Scared! Where will Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal and the Kardashians low-key looks fit in? Listen to find out! Then… Xav Trudeau has a new single and his dad Justin Trudeau gives his hot take on it. (plus- is JT Hot Again!?)&nbsp...

A Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden 01.05.2025

Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting down her top 5 Pop Punk Emo Bangers with her friend and musician Jay Malinowski (because Pierre Bouvier did not return her calls).  Then, we’re revisiting Jessi’s favorite guest of the past year- Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden. In this in...

A Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams) 24.04.2025

Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school crush and basically begs him to come to her Vancouver show. Then, she welcomes her real life crush, her husband Evan, to weigh in on Hot Couples doing questionable things. Barack and Michelle take vacations alone!? George and Amal have never...

Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella) 17.04.2025

Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)  This episode is out of this Woman’s World! First, 6 women went to space and 1 million people criticized them for it. Why did Katy Perry in a rocket ship make people so mad? Then, the Walton Goggins DRAMA we didn’t know we needed. Was he having an affair with co-star Aimee Lou Wood? The i...

The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams) 10.04.2025

For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Arkells is BACK to give us his male perspective on everything happening in pop culture. The White Lotus finale was WILD, but was it satisfying? We’ll discuss. Then, Jessi attempts to make Max deeply uncomfortable with her thirst for Steve Irwin’s son Robe...

Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal) 03.04.2025

Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her weep and celebrates the phonies that made their own Phone A Friend merch! Then, if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to keep up on Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s new album and press tour… Jessi did it for you! She will make you fall in love with Benny Blanco harder than Selena did. Plus...

Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls) 27.03.2025

Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2000’s? All of these IMPORTANT questions will be answered (and MORE) on this week’s mid-season banger! First, Jessi puts her husband to the test to see if he can identify pop girl bangers from the 2000’s - and you WILL BE AS SHOCKED by the results as sh...

Bad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White) 20.03.2025

Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic brothers and the internet’s inexplicable thirst for Walton Goggins. Then, Calling All Thirsty Moms! Bad Bunny is in his underpants. I REPEAT: Bad Buny está en calzoncillos and Jessi is having BAD THOUGHTS.  Then- the movies that are causing a Scandal before th...

Divorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan) 13.03.2025

Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan is making his triumphant return to this Mid-Season Banger to weigh in on these important matters of the heart. They dive into why Timothee and Kylie might be over, why Ben Affleck and Jen Garner might be back on and why Gigi Hadid is the perfect match for Bradley Cooper (even if Jessi was...

With Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry) 06.03.2025

Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner was the biggest winner of the night. Plus- the wait is over! We can finally harvest honey with Meghan Markle-excuse me- Meghan, Duchess of Sussex- on her new Netflix show “With Love, Meghan”! Jessi watched it so you don’t have to and her review. is. SHOCKING.  All that and Katy P...

Slutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus) 27.02.2025

There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi goes deep discussing Luigi Mangione's Slutty Little Loafers and how YOU can send him a picture in prison! Then, Lady Gaga was on The Hills and she barely remembers it. Patrick Schwarzenegger showed his FULL Schwarzenegger on the White Lotus and Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are DTF in a...

Reheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck) 20.02.2025

It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi watched all 6.5 hours of SNL 50 and she’s counting down the Top 5 Moments you missed, apologies in advance to Drake. Then, Beyonce fans are turning on…. Beyonce? A mom makes an INSANE request for her toddler’s birthday party and hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your Cyber Tru...

Apple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi) 13.02.2025

Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the sports part. The Halftime Show! Sad Drake! Sad Travis! Sad Travis’s Floppy Hair! Taylor’s Bedazzled Shorts and THOSE BOOT CUT JEANS.  Then, Adam Brody did something hot again- we’re telling you every shocking thing you missed at the awards show...

All The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull) 06.02.2025

The Grammy’s featured boobs, upper thigh, lower pelvis, full frontal nudity and music… a little music- Jessi breaks down the wins, the snubs and THOSE looks.  Then, speaking of full frontal, David Beckham takes his underwear OFF to promote underwear (and it’s working). And Justin Baldoni has launched a website featuring his awkward texts to Ryan Reynolds.  All that plus Katy Perry is BAC...

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