PHINNECKY PODCAST

Snake and Julz go full speed (2:00 per matchup) to tackle the latest in Phinnecky in under 20mins. 

Coming off less-than-victories, Zak and the Commish discuss where their season went wrong, who gave Zak his curse and how to commit voter fraud. 

OoooOOOOooo Spooooky Chris Antez and SCARY Commish discusses Monday Night Football, Week 8, Waivers and the TERRIFYING bye's in Week 9 that could KILL your team's playoff hopes! 

Whoops. Well, three weeks went by which means a bazillion hot takes from Bliss and Em spanning from Russ to Giselle and THEN we talk Week 8 (35mins-ish) to which we explore whether one can or cannot be too drunk to talk sports. 

An EPIC debate with Bliss + Em + Commish whether Geno is the real deal?!? Once drunk enough, Bliss and Commish debate who might kinda win this week.

The Commish and Emily sit down with Dr. Nasty to talk through the Seahawks loss to the Dirty Birds. On top of that, we talk upcoming Week 4 matchups and BUTT PUNTS. 

EmCal and Bottom join forces to recap Seahawks v Broncos and find out what Bottom should do in a post-Dak world.

Time to crunch for the greatest test of all, THE PHINNECKY DRAFT!!! Habitual 2nd place finisher, Ben Derige, walks us through the final draft order and gives his best tips and tricks for picking almost winners. 

Odds are that the first player selected in the Phinnecky will be a Running Back. With that, who would YOU take with #1 Overall? Phinnecky RB expert, Nasty Lyle, breaks down the Top 10 RBs for this coming season and his #1 selection will surprise you!

KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT NASCAR!!!!  The Phinnecky Draft Lottery is just DAYS away and Nasty Lyle is here to tell you EVERYTHING you need to know to pick the driver that gets you the #1 pick.  IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LAST! YEEEEHAAWWWW!

Brit Browning is out of the text thread and into the podcast when he joins Ben Bliss in ignoring any concept of research or preparation to deliver the hottest takes on record.

NOTE: PORTIONS OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN PRE-RECORDED.  Our Phinnecky Wide Receiver analyst, Andrew "I drafted Ja'Marr Chase" Bottom joins me (sorta) to annouce the Top 10 WRs for the upcoming season. 

Season 4 hath officially begun! And with it comes the first ever Phinnecky Draft Guide! Listen as Snake walks us through his Top 10 QBs for 2023 and update your own Top10s in the link here ->  https://1drv.ms/x/s! AkuY08KaBtfrgb5PGgOx0SkEx6rMiA?e=zf4hwk

Captain Tez lets us know what to look for regarding Hawks in the Draft.

The third and final chapter to the Russell Wilson saga. In search of closure, Bliss plays Mystery Date Game to analyze all the non-draft QB options left for the Seahawks heading into next season. The results are SHOCKING. 

Nasty, Bliss, Bottom and the whole Commish household gather to talk the Russell Wilson trade that we basically PROPHESIZED just a week ago. We talk who won the trade and whether this means the Pete is ready to run it back with someone new or if Jody Allen is prepping to sell the Hawks for parts. 

Bliss and EmCal join this special Offseason Edition of the Phinnecky Podcast to discuss a sleeper draft pick for the Seahawks, Amari Cooper leaving the Cowboys, Kliff outliving Kyler in AZ, celebrity gossip and WHO STILL LIKES RUSSELL WILSON?

Some Phinnecky Dadz get together to discuss how Zak fucked up the best of football weekends and what he can expect in the upcoming glory of fatherhood. 

Zak takes a moment to kindly talk playoffs, gambling, mudslides and (most of all) to thank the rest of Phinnecky for sucking so much at fantasy sports.

Julian Madden and Lyle Summerall go over in great detail (NEARLY 90 MINUTES) each matchup, upcoming waivers and lessons learned from the 2021 season for each owner. 

Reigning Phinnecky Champ, Jake the Snake, speaks from experience when he breaks down what Derige did to beat him and what it'll take for Zak to fair better in the 2021 Championship. Also, we discuss the rest of the bowl matchups and the very special gift Snake had waiting in his stocking this year. 

The one and only Andrew Bottom calls in from his (parent's) chateau to discuss the Phinnecky Playoffs and why his season went to complete shit in the month of November. Also, the commish reveals the secret ingredient to JP's midseason turnaround.  

Gather the family. light up the tree, spin the dreidel and pour yourself a toxic level of boozy nog because it's the Phinnecky Pod Holiday Edition with Nasty Lyle. 

Bottom comes aboard to explain his 3-game losing streak and why he is playoff bound. 

DJ Vegas Derige joins the pod to talk about how the West is up for grabs and ask why everyone doesn't have a dog.