Phil and Tory's Treehouse

We back! This week - before a little break - we get into: -fancy stores offering waters -Belle Burden and her clam broth -The meaning of art (huh?!?!?) -Stranger interactions in NYC -Minnesota weddings and white food

We're back. Short one this week. Here's what's up: -The unhelpful mystery bookstore clerks -dirty Brooklyn bakeries -Sting's toxic masculinity -Key lime pie and chicken sandwiches -and MORE!  

Back again. This week: -jack schlossberg...aargh! -Tounde Yessefou comes to St. John's -How long does it to take to watch a 1974 James Caan Movie? -Happy the Bronx Zoo elephant dies -Gristedes doesn't sell farm quality veggies -Making pasta -The Hudson path is a lot nicer now -plus a haiku

This week more stuff. First off following up on Tory's meditation plus Phil's cooking soulmate Marc Maron discusses  cooking fails. Then on to the show: -Alex Murdaugh's nutty rambling senencing speech -The woman who fell down a fiery manhole -Exploring the world of Buck Mason -Union Square's peepers -Hulk Hogan's daughter remembers her father

Hi again! This week, some follow-up on Moby Dick, Jack Schlossberg, and Phil's e-ticket fiasco as well as, of course, St. John's basketball. Before jumping right in to: -Tory's meditation and Phil's mean meditation lady -hatches in the sidewalk -Asian rub and tugs next to billionaires -fancy froyo next to needle exchange clinics -poetry readings and Edna St. Vincent Millay news

more nonsense this week plus one clarification: the Moby Dick reading in Provincetown is a couple day marathon. You missed it this year so mark the calenday for next April sometime. Moving on... -Phil aligns himself with MLK, Gandhi, Rosa Parks and others -Being a Karen in NYC -Is The Pitt accurate? We ask our resident healer -haiku of the week

We back! This week: -Diop chooses Gonzaga over Queens (and strippers and blow and fufu and stuff like that) -fuck that kennedy guy -monks on meth -a Provincetown Moby Dick reading marathon -Phil's gym offers training sessions -and more!

Back again. Thanks to those who have bought merch! link here: http://treehousemerch.printful.me This week we get into: -Massamba Diop's critical St. John's visit - stay outta Queens! -A cop on a horse stops a crime -Gramercy Park elites squandering their opportunity -More conspiracies! -More names for Jewish sports academies! -Big women gym teachers -and much more...

How bout that weather here in NYC? Perfect for floating bodies in the East River. We talk about a bunch of stuff this week, but first as usual check out the merch here: http://treehousemerch.printful.me This week: -Conspiracy theories: sharks and realtors -Charles Dickens, Sunday roasts,, meat pies -floaters -a high school for elite Jewish athletes -catcalling on the corner -and more!

Back after a week off. Good to return to NY. Visit our merch store - we even have headbands! Here's the link: http://treehousemerch.printful.me This week more nonsense: -Wendy Kaufman relates how Snapple saved her from cocaine -The governor rescues a comic -We revisit get-rich quick schemes -An airline that sells steak on carts -The Gilgo Beach murderer pleads guilty -sports journalist nerds -and...

We solved technical problems! Now check ourt the merch page - there's a buffet of stuff you never thought you needed, from bucket hats to iphone cases. Here's the link: http://treehousemerch.printful.me On to the show: -The Johnnies!! -Atlantic City subs -Pothole repair -murderouse quadriplegics -solving the middle east crisis -the crumbling BQE -and more  

Back! Hopefully the Johnnies win at least one game or I'll look silly. Go to our first ever merch page and check out the Treehouse Store!! Here's the link: http://treehousemerch.printful.me This week we yap about: -Seeing Rod Stewart in an Indian restaurant -Sinkholes and potholes!! -Dolphins in the East River -Poetry quiz -Homemade butter -Saving lives on the subway Go Johnnies!!

We're back. Next week look for the first merch offering!!! Tell your friends and keep an eye out. But for now, here's what we yap about this week: -Abusive Danish (?!) chefs -nice surgeons -nice ebike tunnels -board games -bodies floating in the Hudson -a bad book return option  -haiku of the week

Back again. This week we yap about a bunch of stuff: -Nicholson Baker's The Mezzanine and escalators -Internal monologues in New York -cooking chicmen biryani - sesason the rice! -Kristi Noem's new job -Trader Joe's glassy carrots -Anxious times and church basement support groups Enjoy!  

AARGH!@#$%! Technical issues. Apologies for the delay but we worked through it. This week: -Hernan the building super risks life and limb on a snowy roof -A squatter sues the New Yorker Hotel -We make baked Alaska -Lies and reinvention in a tony suburb -Haiku of the week -Sean Penn's too old -Enjoy!