Personality Hire

We're discussing all things trendy this week, new hires. Hailey and Jessi chat through how and why trends emerge and evolve including the rise and fall of the poodle skirt (should we bring it back? Don't answer that.) and barrel leg jeans (are you currently wearing them? Don't answer that either). No matter what the trend is we can all agree that you have to choose the ones that are right for you,...

Happy Valentine's Day week, new hires! In this episode Hailey and Jessi finally get down to the bottom of their personal love languages and as a surprise to no one, their results are very different than what they thought. Who would have thought that neither of them would have been gift girlies - Prada is feeling lonely right about now. More importantly, they find out what the acronym for REM means...

This week we're setting the intention to be more intentional - or better yet - we're intending to simply make it out alive to be quite honest! Hailey chats about prioritizing her social life and dives into her new dating strategy of putting it all out in the open from the beginning and Jessi goes on a rant about how men need to stop being so comfortable putting their hands down their pants at any...

Just when you thought you couldn't take one more movie reboot, we have something special for your consideration, new hires: The Flintstones. Hailey and Jessi recast the 1994 live action classic and someone may have taken it seriously with accomplished actors with actual credits and someone may have cast Justin Bieber as Bamm-Bamm and Britney Spears as Pebbles. It's a true display of a yin and yang...

If you want to get just a little closer, new hires, well do we have the episode for you. Hailey and Jessi are getting a little more intimate (barf) and digging into 36 questions to feel more connected. Are these questions intended for romantic partners? Perhaps. Do these questions cover a variety of unhinged topics including making a choice between keeping a 30-year-old hot bod forever or keeping...

This is a formal petition against coffee "dates", new hires. From here on, Hailey and Jessi will not accept romantic invitations to drink coffee OR any venmo requests from suitors so thank you very much in advance. Additionally, if you choose to purchase a vehicle, yacht or personal jet as a gift please note that all insurance and on-going maintenace, etc. will be the sole responsibility of the gi...

It's the first ask us anything episode of Personality Hire! You asked the hard hitting questions and we answered, new hires. In this episode Hailey and Jessi get real about worst boss experiences, best birthdays, channeling each other's energy and choosing the best walk out song. What are we walking out to is unclear - to throw a pitch at a baseball game? Host a TV show perhaps? The girls do it al...

Happy New Year, New Hires! Get your vision board out and let the manifesting begin. In this episode, Jessi and Hailey discuss their resolutions, hopes and dreams for 2024 and welcome Teddie and Peggy to the pod. This year is all about surrendering, finding joy in every day and high ho-ing into outer space. Be kind to yourself as you ease back into post holiday life, New Hire. Here's to getting a g...

What are you procrastinating on, New Hire? You can be honest- this is a safe space. On this week's episode Hailey and Jessi dive into what it means to put things off(and to keep putting them off, and to keep putting them off, and to keep putting them off...) and also contemplate why therapy is so hard to come by these days. If anyone needs it the most, it's these two. The holiday hustle is ramping...

Make yourselves comfortable, New Hires! This week Hailey and Jessi chat about the nuanced way to drink, pronounce, and to be disgusted with milk. Speaking of milk, Hailey opens up about the time she was attacked online over a gender reveal comedy sketch by the same type of people who may drink it as a thick post workout treat. Time to call HR! Make sure you include age discrimination in your repor...

'Tis the season, new hires! Hailey and Jessi are in fa la la la la mode, making new holiday memories and reminiscing about Trans-Siberian Orchestra trauma of the past. In this episode we eplore Team Mall Santa vs Team Stylish Santa, dueling holiday dragons and spoiler alert, Jessi's bare knee makes another special appearance. Start decorating your cubicle and pretty please rate, review, subscribe...

Happy Thanksgiving, new hires! Is this thing on? More importantly, are we on the World wide web? TwinkleToes22 and DaNcEpArTaY347 are reporting for duty to make you giggle before you gobble. In this episode Hailey and Jessi are truly doing what they do best - dicking around. Tune in to tune out your crazy conspiracy theorist uncle, Bobby. We're so thankful for you, new hire! Personality Hire on In...

Two girls and three gigantic gingerbread men walk into a bar...just kidding but not really. This week we're getting real, new hire. Hailey and Jessi talk about (trigger warning) decorating for the holidays as early as possible, what special and also difficult memories this time of year can bring and why being kind to yourself this season is really where it's at. Rate, review, subscribe and keep on...

Prepare for some secondhand embarassment, new hire. Have you really lived if you've never wet your pants in public? In this episode Hailey and Jessi share two extremely important embarassing high school stories. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll definitely spend your lunch break cringing. Go ahead and buckle up- this one is a literal rollercoaster.  Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hir...

Clock in, new hires! In this episode Hailey and Jessi are sorting out the riff raff and wondering if Chuckie from Rugrats ever fixed his deviated septum. From dealing with dudes who don't know the definition of flirting to high school snake trauma with lots of lols in between, this week is all about calling out the scoundrels. Happy hour begins after you rate, review and subscribe.  Personality Hi...

This week Hailey and Jessi hop off the plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan for a recap of an unforgettable business trip to LA. The business? Show business, baby! They touch on throwback insults that would make any 6th grader cry, manifesting a Lance Bass sighting, Hailey cries on the pod for the first time(we've let HR know.) They also discuss why girl's trips are imperative, men in skinny j...

Hailey and Jessi clock in this week to discuss snapping ankles, kiddnappers and how Oprah helped to prepare a generation on how to prevent getting taken, DMing with an actor that Hailey admires and hacks for shopping your own closet. They also discuss oversharing versus deflection and how connecting with people, including Nick Jonas and AJ Mclean is what makes the world go 'round. Don't forget to...

Welcome back, new hires! In this episode, Hailey and Jessi share the story of how they met, what it takes to curate the perfect playlist for a spin class, competing in the 2024 Olympics and (spoiler alert) why Pitbull shouldn't be trusted with anyone's finances - not even his own. Ignore your Slack messages because it's time for Personality Hire. Personality Hire Instagram TikTok Janine The Machin...

Welcome to the first episode of Personality Hire! Hailey and Jessi dive into a summer rewind where they discuss everything from Charlie Puth, vacationing in Florida, what it's like to relive your high school glory days through music, being dubbed Titty Bean and how to get through majorly tough times with your bestie by your side. No matter what ups and downs you're going through, don't worry, new...