Hailey Swartwout and Jessi Ford Bacon

Personality Hire

Comedy EN ↓ 119 episodes

Join resident personality hires Hailey and Jessi as they contemplate how they have made it through life's ups and downs by skating by on their dazzling personalities. Each week is like FaceTiming with your bff, discussing fitness, beauty, fashion, relationships, music and why even when things seem to get hard, it's nothing your personality can't get you out of. Welcome to orientation because you're our newest personality hire.

Author

Hailey Swartwout and Jessi Ford Bacon

Episodes

Answering Questions You Didn't Know You Needed Answered 25.06.2026 34:22

Hailey and Jessi do a good old fashioned silly Q&A. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram Janine The Machine on TikTok

Puckering Up, Personal Home Decor, and Picking Up Twins 18.06.2026 37:57

Hailey and Jessi are talking warheads, pelicans, personal home style, and twinning with a claw machine. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on...

Off Campus, Facials, and 2000s Styling 11.06.2026 49:07

Hailey and Jessi are talking dog chases, Off Campus, beauty services, oversharing, and styling each other for a night out. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Jan...

Ringer Dingers and Twist and Shouts 04.06.2026 45:51

Hailey and Jessi have gone off the deep end - again. They're chatting everything from the origins of the word 'ain't', chiropractors, the movie Backrooms, and libraries. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hi...

True Crime, High Speed Internet, and Weird B 21.05.2026 49:54

Hailey and Jessi are talking real life Karen's, kids dialing 911, and the biggest insult. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram Jan...

Toe Rings, Teen Zines, and Taking Care of Fish 07.05.2026 46:45

Hailey and Jessi are talking bringing back toe rings, anklets, teen magazines, and taking care of fish. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on...

Dance Trauma, The Game, and Mother's Day 30.04.2026 1:18:23

Hailey and Jessi are chatting about their dance traumas, watching 90s movies, and dealing with grief on Mother's Day. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine T...

Honest Chat, Sephora Rebrand, and Denim Diapers 23.04.2026 47:29

Hailey and Jessi are talking about their moms, their thoughts on evolving shopping vibes, and men keeping their toes covered. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By:...

Sally Jessy Raphael, Gepetto, LensCrafters and A Very Special Guest! 16.04.2026 50:17

Hailey and Jessi are talking A Baby Story, Sally Jessy Raphael, the great sunglass debacle, a special appearance by Groot, and going out to lunch. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produ...

Fear of Heights, Celebrity Popcorn, Daisy Duck and Summer House 09.04.2026 51:58

Hailey and Jessi are talking big fears, what Disney character they would be at Disney World, Alix Earle's new skincare, and celebrity product lines. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Pr...

Thin Eyebrows and Thick Bangs 02.04.2026 54:40

Today Hailey and Jessi are talking about Summer House, trips to the optometrist, and changing up their lewks. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machi...

Hair Cuts, Khaki Core, and 90s Business Baddies 26.03.2026 50:07

Hailey and Jessi are talking The Tracy Anderson Method, Charlie Puth, 90s hair CUTS, safari-core outfits, and Val Kilmer. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Jan...

100th Episode Q&A! 19.03.2026 56:44

100 episodes of Personality Hire are in the books! Hailey and Jessi answer questions from New Hires and look forward to 100 more. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded...

UK Chocolate, Human Design, and Ballet and Opera Forever 12.03.2026 51:17

Hailey and Jessi are starting off strong with a little British battle of the snacks, learning about being a Projector, and dissecting Timothee Chalamet's word vomit about opera and ballet. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on Ti...

Surprise Babies, ANTM, and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy 05.03.2026 50:08

Exciting news! Hailey and Jessi are unboxing two surprise babies. Anne Geddes would be so proud. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagr...

The Return of Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana, and Embracing Cringe of the Past 26.02.2026 51:59

Today the girls are talking about the comeback of Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff, embracing your past self, and inviting friends to the front yard but not the living room. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hir...

Spiraling on a Fire Horse 19.02.2026 1:05:19

Today Hailey and Jessi are talking about trusting your intuition, blocking people on social media, the grief journey, and hopes and dreams for the year of the Fire Horse. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality H...

Valentine's, Scantron Tests, Wuthering Heights, and Dennis Rodman 12.02.2026 1:11:55

The girls are discussing everything red, pink, hearts, Margot Robbie, stressing about scantron tests, and weird celebrity couples. Happy Valentine's Day! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagra...

Good Grief 05.02.2026 1:00:28

The girls are back. We missed you. A lot has changed but we're going to get through it all together. xoxo Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine o...

Kissing Santa Claus Is Wild 25.12.2025 43:17

Merry Christmas, New Hires! Hailey and Jessi are spreading a little cheer, sharing their gift wish lists, and reliving the trauma of seeing your mommy kiss Santa Claus. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hir...

Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus Takeover 18.12.2025 35:58

Gather 'round, New Hires! Old Saint Nick and his wife are taking over Personality Hire! Learn about their 1000 year long marriage, what it's like to be responsible for elves, and be the first to hear about The Real Housewives of the North Pole. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on I...

Elf on the Shelf, Consider the Source, and Critical Critique Thinking 11.12.2025 57:45

Don't shelf this elf, New Hires! Today Hailey and Jessi are talking about making music videos, Elf on the Shelf ideas, considering the source of critiques, and letting people teach you about yourself. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram...

Playing Pretend, Ladies Who Lunch, and K-Pop Demon Hunters 04.12.2025 56:32

Hailey and Jessi are back from Thanksgiving and chatting about how hard it is to play pretend, wrecking cars, and keeping Christmas decor for the kiddos (and your inner kiddo). Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Persona...

Getting Frank About Giving Thanks 27.11.2025 44:35

Happy Thanksgiving, New Hires! We are thankful for a lot this year, especially you! Hailey and Jessi discuss the lessons and blessings of 2025 and they also want to know: Would you rather be caught up in a conversation at a party with Siri or Alexa? Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey...

Be Nice to Your Brain and Be a Good Friend 20.11.2025 55:38

Hailey and Jessi are talking brain health, being a villager to have a village, and a 5:30 PM bedtime during non-daylight saving standard time. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced...