Hailey Swartwout and Jessi Ford Bacon

Personality Hire

Comedy EN ↓ 124 episodes

Join resident personality hires Hailey and Jessi as they contemplate how they have made it through life's ups and downs by skating by on their dazzling personalities. Each week is like FaceTiming with your bff, discussing fitness, beauty, fashion, relationships, music and why even when things seem to get hard, it's nothing your personality can't get you out of. Welcome to orientation because you're our newest personality hire.

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Author

Hailey Swartwout and Jessi Ford Bacon

Episodes

Gatekeeping Perfume, Childhood Dressing, and Emergency Landings 20.10.2026 52:15

Hailey and Jessi are talking taking off your high heels when making an emergency landing, color theory, nostalgic trends, hot takes, and men putting on products. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Hailey and Jessi Show on YouTube Hailey and Jessi Show on Instagram Hailey and Jessi Show on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Persona...

The Swan, Tennis and more Dead Mom Stuff 13.10.2026 46:55

Hailey and Jessi are talking tennis and about the anger that goes along with grief. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Hailey and Jessi Show on YouTube Hailey and Jessi Show on Instagram Hailey and Jessi Show on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Insta...

Head Stands, Home Decor, and Personal Style 06.10.2026 34:57

Hailey and Jessi are talking home decor, wedding style, and Taylor's new music. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Hailey and Jessi Show on YouTube Hailey and Jessi Show on Instagram Hailey and Jessi Show on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram...

Cutting Sugar, Wedding Guest List, and Gen Z Stare 29.09.2026 56:57

Hailey and Jessi are getting sugar in check and start thinking about wedding details! Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram Janine T...

We're Back! And Hailey Has News! 22.09.2026 42:34

New name, same silly. The Hailey and Jessi show is back with a new season! We're starting off with a bang - listen for Hailey's special announcement.

Answering Questions You Didn't Know You Needed Answered 25.06.2026 34:22

Hailey and Jessi do a good old fashioned silly Q&A. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram Janine The Machine on TikTok

Puckering Up, Personal Home Decor, and Picking Up Twins 18.06.2026 37:57

Hailey and Jessi are talking warheads, pelicans, personal home style, and twinning with a claw machine. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on...

Off Campus, Facials, and 2000s Styling 11.06.2026 49:07

Hailey and Jessi are talking dog chases, Off Campus, beauty services, oversharing, and styling each other for a night out. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Jan...

Ringer Dingers and Twist and Shouts 04.06.2026 45:51

Hailey and Jessi have gone off the deep end - again. They're chatting everything from the origins of the word 'ain't', chiropractors, the movie Backrooms, and libraries. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hi...

True Crime, High Speed Internet, and Weird B 21.05.2026 49:54

Hailey and Jessi are talking real life Karen's, kids dialing 911, and the biggest insult. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagram Jan...

Toe Rings, Teen Zines, and Taking Care of Fish 07.05.2026 46:45

Hailey and Jessi are talking bringing back toe rings, anklets, teen magazines, and taking care of fish. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on...

Dance Trauma, The Game, and Mother's Day 30.04.2026 1:18:23

Hailey and Jessi are chatting about their dance traumas, watching 90s movies, and dealing with grief on Mother's Day. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine T...

Honest Chat, Sephora Rebrand, and Denim Diapers 23.04.2026 47:29

Hailey and Jessi are talking about their moms, their thoughts on evolving shopping vibes, and men keeping their toes covered. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By:...

Sally Jessy Raphael, Gepetto, LensCrafters and A Very Special Guest! 16.04.2026 50:17

Hailey and Jessi are talking A Baby Story, Sally Jessy Raphael, the great sunglass debacle, a special appearance by Groot, and going out to lunch. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produ...

Fear of Heights, Celebrity Popcorn, Daisy Duck and Summer House 09.04.2026 51:58

Hailey and Jessi are talking big fears, what Disney character they would be at Disney World, Alix Earle's new skincare, and celebrity product lines. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Pr...

Thin Eyebrows and Thick Bangs 02.04.2026 54:40

Today Hailey and Jessi are talking about Summer House, trips to the optometrist, and changing up their lewks. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machi...

Hair Cuts, Khaki Core, and 90s Business Baddies 26.03.2026 50:07

Hailey and Jessi are talking The Tracy Anderson Method, Charlie Puth, 90s hair CUTS, safari-core outfits, and Val Kilmer. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Jan...

100th Episode Q&A! 19.03.2026 56:44

100 episodes of Personality Hire are in the books! Hailey and Jessi answer questions from New Hires and look forward to 100 more. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded...

UK Chocolate, Human Design, and Ballet and Opera Forever 12.03.2026 51:17

Hailey and Jessi are starting off strong with a little British battle of the snacks, learning about being a Projector, and dissecting Timothee Chalamet's word vomit about opera and ballet. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on Ti...

Surprise Babies, ANTM, and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy 05.03.2026 50:08

Exciting news! Hailey and Jessi are unboxing two surprise babies. Anne Geddes would be so proud. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagr...

The Return of Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana, and Embracing Cringe of the Past 26.02.2026 51:59

Today the girls are talking about the comeback of Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff, embracing your past self, and inviting friends to the front yard but not the living room. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hir...

Spiraling on a Fire Horse 19.02.2026 1:05:19

Today Hailey and Jessi are talking about trusting your intuition, blocking people on social media, the grief journey, and hopes and dreams for the year of the Fire Horse. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality H...

Valentine's, Scantron Tests, Wuthering Heights, and Dennis Rodman 12.02.2026 1:11:55

The girls are discussing everything red, pink, hearts, Margot Robbie, stressing about scantron tests, and weird celebrity couples. Happy Valentine's Day! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine on Instagra...

Good Grief 05.02.2026 1:00:28

The girls are back. We missed you. A lot has changed but we're going to get through it all together. xoxo Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hire Theme Written, Produced and Recorded By: Janine The Machine o...

Kissing Santa Claus Is Wild 25.12.2025 43:17

Merry Christmas, New Hires! Hailey and Jessi are spreading a little cheer, sharing their gift wish lists, and reliving the trauma of seeing your mommy kiss Santa Claus. Rate, review, subscribe and share with a pal. We love you! Personality Hire on YouTube Personality Hire on Instagram Personality Hire on TikTok Hailey on Instagram Hailey on TikTok Jessi on Instagram Jessi on TikTok Personality Hir...