The First Down Dwayne & Paul Wayne

Paultom City

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Join Dwayne Applebottom and Paul Wayne Teague, two hometown heroes turned radio hosts, as they break down the highlights & happenings of the Paultom City Consolidated Porcupines' quest for a Texas High School Football state championship. Listeners can tune in every week to their radio show, The First Down with Dwayne and Paul Wayne on QWIL, "The Quill", as they recap each game, take calls from the community, and discuss the goings on in their hometown, Paultom City. If you love high school football and small-town shenanigans, then partner, you've come to the right show.

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Ep 13: Finally 04.09.2025 24:51

The thrilling conclusion to Paultom City's second season....two years later. Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they cover the Porcupines' performance in the first round of the playoffs and open up the Opine Line for some community commentary. Stick around for a special guest at the end. Go Pines!

Episode 12: That Boat Has Sunk 12.01.2024 33:27

Join Dwayne & Paul Wayne as they recap the Battle for the Golden Showerhead and preview next week's playoff game.

Ep. 11 What's so hard about that? 05.01.2024 30:12

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they recap last week's game, take on Paultom City's tough questions, and look forward to this year's showdown against Boat.

Ep. 10 Coaches Night 2 15.11.2023 24:43

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne recap the homecoming winners, and join the Paultom City residents for the annual Coaches Night sponsored by the Booster club presented live on The First Down only on QWIL!

Ep. 9 Homecoming Special 2: Homecoming Boogaloo 10.11.2023 33:23

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they break down the nominees for this year's Homecoming court, recap the current district football standings, and chat with the new theater director at Paultom City Consolidated.

Ep 8 The Pine Fine 02.11.2023 32:10

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they recap this week's game, run through the O-pine line, and get the inside scoop on Tiddie Biles returning to school. Only on The First Down from QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep 7 The Bunky Problem 25.10.2023 31:25

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they recap this week's game, run through the O-pine line, and look to confront the criminal Jeff Bunky. Only on The First Down from QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 6 Inflategate 18.10.2023 29:24

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they recap this week's game, run through the O-pine line, and face their curses this season. Only on The First Down from QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 5 Voodoo 11.10.2023 27:07

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne as they recap this week's game, tear up the O-pine line, and risk their curses against this season. Only on The First Down from QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 4 #Who? 04.10.2023 29:44

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne on the First Down as they recap this weeks game, bring in the O-pine line, and discuss who should lead in this team's running back role. Only on QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 3 Bumping & Rolling 27.09.2023 27:26

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne on the First Down as they recap this weeks game, bring in the O-pine line, and share some insight on the educator spotlight. Only on QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 2 The Bum Phillips Classic 20.09.2023 27:08

Join Dwayne and Paul Wayne on the First Down as they recap this weeks game, re-introduce the O-pine line, and share some insight on the community. Only on QWIL the Quill. Go Pines!

Ep. 1 The Return 13.09.2023 32:29

Join The First Down as take a look at the 2023 Paultom City Porcupine football team and give their thoughts on this year's starters before the season opener against the Fallen Beagles. Who will this year's star players be? What are the listener's thoughts on this year's team? Find out all that and more on The First Down with only on QWIL, The Quill.

Spring Sport Special 17.08.2023 22:23

The First Down with your host Dwayne Applebottom. Join us as we recap the Paultom City Porcupines football off-season, amongst other spring sports. Catch us on W.H. Nelson Counties #1 sports station QWIL the Quill.

Ep. 15 1 if by land, 2 if by sea 14.12.2022 33:34

Dwayne and Paul Wayne reflect and deflect on who takes responsibility for this week's game. 

Ep. 14 Regionals 07.12.2022 28:13

Dwayne and Paul Wayne cover the first round of the playoffs and pay close attention to what's to come in Round 2 against Boat. Tune into The First Down with the best sports station in W.H. Nelson County on Q.W.I.L.

Ep. 13 State's Coming! 30.11.2022 27:18

Dwayne and Paul Wayne revive the community with a preview of what's to come in Texas High School Football District 17-4A Playoffs. The First Down also reviews the upcoming elections, hoping to change the outcome of this years School Board. 

Episode 13 Teaser 28.11.2022 1:05

Episode 13 airs November 30th at 10am CST. 

Ep. 12 The Battle of Boat 23.11.2022 33:53

The moment we have all been waiting for, The First Down with Dwayne and Paul Wayne cover the epic performance put on by the Paultom Porcupines, and the Boat Tuggers. 

Episode 12 Teaser 21.11.2022 0:59

Episode 12 airs November 23rd at 10am CST.

Ep. 11 Preview of the Battle 16.11.2022 25:17

Dwayne and Paul Wayne cover the Porcupines win this weekend, and preview the biggest district game of the season against their rival The Boat Tuggers.  Tune in to The First Down on QWIL, for the best sports station in W.H. Nelson County. 

Episode 11 Teaser 14.11.2022 1:03

Episode 11 airs November 16th at 10am CST. 

Ep. 10 Homecoming Massacre 09.11.2022 25:57

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Episode 10 Teaser 07.11.2022 1:00

Episode 10 airs November 9th at 10am CST

Ep. 9 Homecoming Special 02.11.2022 24:24

QWIL and The First Down bring you a homecoming special with Dwayne and Paul Wayne taking you through the town gossip. We also welcome tight end coach and theater director Chad Nabbitt to the show for the educator spotlight. 