Parthenos: Girls Like Us

Oh, you thought Persephone’s story was over? Honey, buckle up — this is the emotional firestorm you didn’t know you were waiting for. Our favorite goddess is drowning in the cosmic voicemail hell of souls calling for help she can’t give, stuck in eternal limbo where “forever” feels more like a bad mixtape stuck on repeat. Spoiler alert: denial is not a river in Egypt, and Persephone’s spiraling me...

Tensions boil over in pink purgatory as the girls bicker, bleed, and bond over highlights, heartbreak, and ancient Greek ghost stories. Joan gets stabbed with a sewing needle (voluntarily), Lavinia reveals her soul through sarcasm, Persephone’s holding on by a highlighter, and Mary’s trying to keep things Christ-like in the middle of an emotional bar fight. As the girls unearth the ancient roots o...

In this emotionally feral installment of Parthenos, (which has long since abandoned any structure resembling a “symposium”), Mary goes from sleepy spiritual guru to the queen of mic drops — redefining purity, debunking mistranslations, and reminding us that sex is holy, actually. Meanwhile, Lavinia and Persephone finally break the girl-code gag order on trauma Olympics, grey areas, and what it mea...

Well, this symposium seems to be going a little off track. Ophelia finally spills the tea (and some sacramental wine) about what really happened that day by the bough — spoiler: it wasn’t a fairytale and Hamlet can go straight to the River Styx. As the girls confront the politics of death, girlhood, and abortions, Persephone tries (and fails) to keep things professional. Fortunately, Joan hijacks...

What starts as a casual chat about whether mythological teenage virgins were murdered or suicidal ( you know, normal stuff ) spirals into a raw, ferociously uncomfortable group therapy session in hell. Persephone fumbles through trauma PR, Lavinia goes full scorched-earth monologue, Ophelia takes notes like a sad Pinterest board, and Joan of Arc drops a truth bomb so hard it could re-ignite her py...

Everyone is still struggling to settle into this girlhood symposium from hell. Persephone tries to lead a “fun” introductions circle with the parthenoi who absolutely did not sign up for this. Despite the reluctance - we do end up learning some interesting info on these gals. Lavinia opens with Roman violence and contempt, Ophelia trauma-dumps with a smile, Mary flexes her divine maternal credenti...

Persephone, undead it-girl and Teen Queen of the Underworld, is throwing the weirdest, wildest symposium since the fall of the Titans. With a chaotic (but hand-picked) guest list featuring Shakespeare’s most tragic girlies, a virgin icon, and a cross-dressing teen warrior, Persephone’s on a mission to figure out why mortal girls are so cuckoo bananas . Ready to save girlhood?? Resources this podca...

What do a virgin goddess, a French teen war hero, a drowned Shakespearean sad girl, a punk forgotten anti-heroine, and the literal the Mother of God have in common? They are all Parthenoi. Joan of Arc, Ophelia, Lavinia and Mary have all been yanked from the afterlife and trapped in some sort of high school bathroom / classroom / cafeteria by Persephone (yes, that Persephone).  She’s gathered them...

Get ready for this brand-new scripted podcast hitting the airwaves in July! Be the first to hear updates, sneak peeks, and more! Follow on Instagram Visit the Website The fate of all adolescent girldom ends up in the hands of five historical and fictional teenage girls - gathered in the afterlife to figure it out.  This accidental dead girl think tank includes Persephone (teen goddess of the under...