Parents Night Out with No New Friends

Scott experienced more awkward encounters at work. Chris goes on a rant about shafts and balls. Adulting question of the week, Jersey Man Vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more! #awkwardencounters #shafts #Balls #topgolf #Shaftgoop To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please s...

In this Episode Scott went wild at Disney last week and got to meet Belle from Beauty and the Beast....Spoiler Alert, it did not go well! One of us got into a verbal altercation at the park with some kids....It is not who you think it is! Our first ever Adulting Question of the week. Jersey Man/Florida Man, cliff notes and much more. #Beautyandthebeast #drinkingaroundtheworld #epcot #DAK. To conne...

In this episode Scott received an untimely visit from a spider. Mary got super sick on NYE. Mary has another trauma story with a hermit crab. Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man/FL man and much much more! To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd www....

In this Episode we give the highlights of our Christmas including a Wife Trap, Brick Contact Paper, and A pregnancy Announcement? Jeff Kaufman teaches us how to get out of a speeding ticket. Chris met a Witch!!! And much more!!! #christmas, #2022, #2023, #newyearseve #newyearsday To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our websit...

Scott played the Grinch in the neighborhood party and took a major hit to his pride. Chris went to an uncomfortable version of the Nutcracker. Chris brings us another top 10 Christmas list. Ryan delivers a special Christmas version of Florida Man Jersey Man. Super funny last episode of the year. #thegrinch #nutcracker #bandaid #dotheyknowitschristmas To connect with us, check out our sweet merch o...

Do you hate receiving and having to send Christmas Cards? Do have a bunch of broken items that you will fix someday laying around your house? What Holliday events do you participate in. Find out all these and more on this episode. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our...

In this episode we discuss our Elf on the Shelf stories. Does your spouse make noise when you are trying to watch TV? Plus Mary had to switch her drugs. Does something sound off with her commercial. Chris brings us a Christmas list and so much more. To connect with us, check out our sweet merc or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. P...

The President of the United States called us!!! Hear this phone call!!! We recap Thanksgiving and all the cringe worthy moments from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Chris went to a Pokémon Release and met some interesting people. Chris brings us a top 10 Holiday list, Jersey Man or Florida Man, Cliff notes and much more. Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsor...

This is an amazing Mashup of classic segments that have led to many inside jokes. You will hear segments from the episodes "We Love BJs.......and Costco" ,"Dangling the Sex Carrot", "Smiling Coast of Africa and other Internet Scammers", and "Do they Know It's Christmas". Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com, Check us out on   https://newsly.me/  and the promo code N0NEW...

In this episode Remy from Remy's roundtable joins us. We discuss that awkward moment when you accidentally pass gas in public and how to cover it up. The strangest place we have had sex. Twitter Blue. Everyone's favorite former President and his new MAGAGA slogan. Thanksgiving traditions and much more. Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefit...

Both Mary and Scott had some extremely awkward encounters this week. Like cringe worthy. Chris had a brush with death and Uber. Ryan brings us Jersey man/ FL Man and much more. Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. Check out our sweet merch and join our Club House. Check us out on   www.newsly.me promo code  N0NEWFR1ENDS. #awkwardencounters #adulting #adultingfails

Costco has waged war on us so we have started "The People against Costco" campaign. Chris was at it again with Contact Paper, Scott's Cat created havoc on the show. The gang does a quick recap on Halloween. We were ranked #62 on the top 250 Comedy/Improv podcast charts so what else was the #62 all time. Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a Friend with Benefit...

Its Halloween God Damn It!!! Scott had another awkward encounter with a pet, Chris and Mary share some scary stories. Chris brings us another Halloween List. Jersey man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes and much more. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. For the Night Watchmen Ghost Tours visi...

Chris had to do some major tree work.  At his size what could go wrong.  Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL.  for 25% off use the promo code NNF.  Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  ...

In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe.  Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot.  Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping.  Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more!  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use...

The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked.  Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations.  Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!!  Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Ben...

In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep as Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida.  Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought.  Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nb...

In this Episode the gang discusses making "Drunk Plans" and how that never pans out.  Update on Buba Jobe's journey through the NFL.  Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball.  Check him out on the You Tube.  https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow.  Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment. &nb...

In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family.  Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend.  Also gives Chris some marriage advice.  Finally, we discuss anniversary planning.  Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. &nbs...

Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us.  Chris and Mary both get readings.  We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss.  Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man.  Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly   www.newsly.me  ...

In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 f...

Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet.  The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it.  Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content!  Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down.  Can you order a Pizza?  Finally a Disney themed game.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch,...

Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a fr...

Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house?  Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed?  Mary prepares for back to school with her kids.  The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service.  And much more.  Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch. &nbs...

Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom.  We suffer from Podcast A-D-D.  Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey.  Finally, a bet debt must be collected!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Pl...