Parents Night Out with No New Friends

In this episode Chris went on vacation and had some potty issues. Miranda went to a bachelorette party. We are a victim of Remy math again. Is this the Musical Episode and Scott was not invited to it? Also, Scott is dead to us, a no show with no explanation. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode we find out all about everyone's first date with their spouses. Remy shares photos of his car and the disaster that is inside! Miranda brings us more News. Remy brings us terrible Theme Park News and much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this Episode did Remy steal Abby's Corn? Who's your Daddy. Plus we take a terrifying tour of Remmy's Fridge. Did Sarah get her Hunchback pins? And much much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this Episode we celebrate being Earthquake Survivors. Why does Remy send food back at Longhorn? What awkward conversations have you had with strangers that you cannot get out of? What toys would you bring to life and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode we find out that one of us has a sex tape. Also, one of us wants to do stuff with Bananas. Also, who knew but Remy has a pain fetish. Miranda has to deal with a melt down at a tee ball game. Was it her husband or her 3-year-old you ask....the answer is YES. And much much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

What would it take to get the podcast canceled. How much money would each host take to do an episode topless? Scott provides a vasectomy update. Remy gives Miranda marriage advice. Why is Miranda so cheerful? And much more. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode we get to know Remy just a bit better. He attempts to explain his infamous shirtless Tick Tock. Miranda explains her Tequilla restrictions. Sarah and Scott had a Disney day and Scott took her on a tour through Germany. What is Remy's take on Michael Jackson. And Miranda goes to see Bush! www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

How was Miranda's Mother's day and Birthday? What other new thing are we going to learn about Sarah this week? Remy has a crazy work story. Chris started shaving his back. And much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

For some reason Remy thinks he is the host of this episode and askes a super strange question to the group. Scott is bitter about the Orlando Magic. Miranda's husband decided to self (what is the opposite of medicate) and is up to all sorts of shenanigans. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Miranda returns from an unexpectant surgery.....AGAIN. Remy performed on a music show??? Does anyone take advantage of Handicapped parking? Scott's pool contract and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us. Remy shares the crazies thing he has ever done under the influence. Chris has another run in with Amazon after joining a Scammer Discord Group. Scott's dog is going blind and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast

Miranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer. #mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.

This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes. www.sandpipervacations.com www.no...

There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song. #ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song. #sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viral www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter. #verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video. #strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok? www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties. In this episode: The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance r...

On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially...

James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com