No New Friends Entertainment

Parents Night Out with No New Friends

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Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show...

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Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Diaper Rash: #199 Adulting with Fatherly Advice 01.11.2023

This Episode is all about Little Baby Yobb coming May 2024. Alex and Scott give Chris a bunch of advice, the fact that Chris trusts Alex and Scott with baby advice is a bit disturbing. Chris has no idea what is coming his way! #expecting #diaperrash #firsttimedad To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriend...

Urban Legends: #198 Adulting with a Brain Explosion 29.10.2023

It's our Halloween Episode! How are we preparing for Halloween? Have you heard of the movie "Brain Explosion?" Coming soon to Disney Plus! Chris brings us the top 10 Urban Legends. What is Adult Trick or Treating? Then Chris gives us a HUGE Announcement!!! The biggest in the History of the No New Friends Podcast! You DONT WANT TO MISS IT!!! #urbanlegends #brainexplosion #halloween To connect with...

Black Lincoln Collective: #197 Adulting with Appletinis 25.10.2023

The guys from the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast join us in this hilarious episode of After Dark. Should there be Gay reparations? What's is the best part of being Gay? Find out the answers in another edition of Q and gAy! Check out the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast at www.blc.world To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit ou...

Even my Avatar can't get Laid: #196 Adulting with an AI Girlfriend 22.10.2023

In this episode the gang discusses Trash TV. Scott downloaded a new game based on "Love is Blind" and found himself in an awkward situation. Mary had a disaster of a day and apparently is not feeding her kids properly as they have a strange iron deficiency. Nick also has some parenting challenges. Scott and Sarah went to Disney's Animal Kingdom and much more. #loveisblind #parenting #adulting To c...

What's a Bussy? #195 Adulting with Dixon Dallas 18.10.2023

In this episode we have graduated to Gay 102 and we are learning more advanced "Gay Terms." We also learn words that the gays do not like. Plus special guest Alex, the Guy who edits the Podcast joins us and shares the painstaking process of editing the No New Friends Podcast. #bussy #dixondallas #gaywords #gay102 To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a frie...

Girl Math: #194 Adulting while Spitting and Squirting (Not what you think) 15.10.2023

In this episode the gang discusses Girl Math, Boy Math, Teacher Math, Gay Math, etc. Then Nick starts to discuss his 20 year high school reunion. What is your favorite kitchen Gadget, and why? Find out ours, the answer will shock you! If you would like to help support Chuck LaFlange's Move to Thailand consider donating. https://gofund.me/260036ce #turkeysausage #sodastream #girlmath #boymath #gaym...

Theme Park Etiquite: #193 Adulting fueled by Bud Light and Tequilla 11.10.2023

In this Episode Sarah and Scott discuss their day at Hollywood Studios which had a ton of shenanigans. Then the gang discusses theme park do's and don'ts and what people do at the parks that annoy us. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.  Sandpiper Vaca...

Butt-sore in Baltimore: #192 Adulting with Maya Hawke 08.10.2023

In this episode Mary has some questions about the time she has missed. She had a messy situation with her dog and son. Sarah's husband just got a new job so now she is having to figure out things on her own. How is she filling the void? Well she may be playing for a new team now. #shittysituation #singleparent #buttsoreinbaltimore #mayahawke #strangerthings To connect with us, check out our sweet...

Time Traveling Podcaster: #191 Adulting with a Side Kick. 04.10.2023

In this episode our Lord and Savior Remy joins us to clear his name after the 9/11 clip on his podcast with no Trigger Warning. Then the guys asl Remy a bunch of parenting advice. Scott's Summaries, and so much more!! To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbs...

Sandwich-gate or Team Freakout: #190 Adulting with an Impaled Hand 01.10.2023

In this episode we discuss a controversial moment from Lord Remy's Podcast Remy's Roundtable. Sarah went through some trauma this week and we do our best to help her through it. Chris tries to make it all about himself. Then Chris tells us about his weekend at his best friend's wedding in which he had to walk, rather scoot down the isle. Nick looks for some parenting advise. Plus our regular segme...

Coast to Ghost Tour: #189 Adulting at Horror Nights 27.09.2023

In this Episode we discuss Nick's Hell week. Plus Nick tells us all about his Coast to Ghost tour including when Scott joins him at Halloween Horror Nights. Plus an extremely funny Scott's Summaries. #hhn #coasttoghost #oogieboogiebash #stayandscream #minioncafe #mickeysnotsoscary To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our websi...

Bear Loose in the Magic Kingdom: #188 Adulting with an Ear Tattoo 24.09.2023

ITS NICK'S BIRTHDAY!!!! We discuss the Bear that was loose in the Magic Kingdom. Nick and Scott's super gay time at Halloween Horror Nights. Scott's daughter just got a new tattoo, and Scott is not happy. Some extremely funny segments tonight from the Sophisticated Gentleman, Lord Remy, Abby, and Game Master Ryan. To make a birthday donation for the Ronald McDonalds House venmo Nick @Nick-Bryan #D...

Text me when you land: #187 Adulting with Anxiety and Depression 20.09.2023

In this episode Scott and Nick have a strange conversation regarding Nick coming back or not. Then Chris opens up about his dark week and educates Scott on exactly what he goes through during his anxiety and depression. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&n...

Bribing the Geek Squad: #186 Adulting with a Love Sack 17.09.2023

In this episode Scott discusses his super expensive, rather his wife's super expensive week in adulting. Mary discusses even more parenting fails including a potential run in with Child Protective Services. Chris has some devastating news. Plus Lord Remy's Word of the week, Travels and Tribulations (a much shorter one) Jersey man vs Florida Man and much more. #adulting #geeksquad #sixflags #achill...

Touch things with Both Hands: #185 Adulting with Superstitions 13.09.2023

In this episode the guys discuss strange Superstitions and Routines. Chris and Scott share some extremely strange superstitions. What are your routines and superstitions. Scott has some crazy sports watching superstitions. #superstitions #routines #itsnotcrazyifitworks To venmo your support for the Ronald McDonald House @Nick-Bryan. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhou...

DIY Medical Procedure: #184 Adulting with a Quadruple shot of Tequilla 10.09.2023

In this episode Scott and Sarah got to hang out with Game Master Ryan and had some tales to tell about Disney's Hollywood Studios. Then Mary is starting to take this whole "Medical Professional" delusion just a bit too far as she performed her own "At Home" Procedure. Did winning a top spot in the Best of Orlando Cost the gang? Plus Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations, Lord Remy's...

The Man Behind the Magic: #183 Adulting with Superbad 06.09.2023

In this Episode the Man behind all of the amazing interviews we have had joins us, Steve Joiner. He has some amazing stories about his life including some of the struggles and dark moments in his past. He has a great story and is so much more than the guy who gets us the interviews. This Episode does include trigger warnings involving talks of Suicide, Murder, and Drug Abuse. Listener Discretion i...

I guess you can say Eskimo: #182 Adulting with the Muppets 03.09.2023

Chris recaps his trip to Alaska. Apparently, it is ok to say Eskimo. Also, restrooms in Juno may not be used for relieving oneself. We also learn other terms that are acceptable and not. Then we recast Back to the Future with Muppet Characters. Plus, Word of the Day with our Lord and Savior Remy, Travels and Tribulations, Jersey Man/Florida Man, and much more. #alaskancruise #juno #heroin #backtot...

Bitchy the Clown: #181 Adulting with Disney fantasies 30.08.2023

In this Episode the Sophisticated Gentleman gives us an on line dating update, then they all discuss different on line dating horror stories. Then special guest Dave Shelton joins us. Dave is a Hollywood Writer, producer, voice actor, and animator. His work includes, National Lampoon, Everybody Loves Raymond, Double Dare, wrote the theme song for the special Olympics, an much, much more. Then you...

Hot Girls have stomach problems: #180 Adulting from Shutter Island 27.08.2023

In this Episode Mary has some cell phone mishaps with her kids. Then she describes a night out but we are starting to think Mary has made up her life and is actually recording from the Mental Hospital Shutter Island. Nick's daughter's school bus had some issues getting her home on the first day of school. #shutterisland #hotgirls To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse...

The Blind Side Truth: Adulting with Bad Transitions 23.08.2023

In this Episode Nick and Scott talk about their daughters' first day of school. Chris has to interject with the fact he owns a business. In the second segment the guys are hoping for some content with a presidential candidate running from jail. Then things go sideways when the guys discuss their thoughts on Trump being a top or bottom in jail. Then the guys discuss what is going on with the real l...

Pyramid Schemes: #178 Adulting with Amway, Perfume, and Fruit Juice 20.08.2023

In this episode we have a super exciting announcement. Then Scott joins a Facebook Group that has him questioning the timing on life decisions. Have you ever been approached by a Pyramid Scheme or MLM business. We sure have. We may also start our own. Then it is Back to School. Scott shares his daughter's first day of middle school and Nick talks about his daughter's first day of Kindergarten. #am...

Scamming Amazon: #177 Adulting with an undescended testicle 16.08.2023

In this Episode the guys learn all about vasectomies and Undescended Testicles. This episode was recorded in front of a Live Studio Audience. Chris had an Amazon nightmare but was able to scam them out of a pretty good refund. The guys discuss other customer service nightmares. Chris has a longstanding issue with AMC and lights. Scott brings more Summaries, and much more. #snipsnip #shootingblancs...

Prevention Convention: #176 Adulting with White Claw, Anti Depressants, and Contraceptives 13.08.2023

Scott is upset that Chris got all the attention and no one cared that he had Covid. It's back to school time. The gang lets Mary in on the harsh realities of what High School kids with raging hormones do in their spare time. Chris updates us on his Achillies surgery. Mary was put in charge of an open house at her school. Spoiler Alert she may not be asked back to open houses again. To connect with...

Nola Papa: #175 Adulting with an author 09.08.2023

Nola Papa, Erik Alexander, joins us to discuss his 2 children's books, as well as 2 dads raising 3 children. Luis and Sarah discusses Race and some of the inappropriate things that people have said in front of their kids. Check out Erick's website www.nolapapa.com. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfrie...

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