No New Friends Entertainment

Parents Night Out with No New Friends

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Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show...

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Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

The Gay Made me do it: #249 Adulting with Aaron Hernandez 29.09.2024

In this episode Nick and Sarah decide to take the night off. Chris and Scott discuss the science of Hurricanes. Scott had an embarassing moment at the chiropractor. Why are we still discussing OG Covid? Chris gives a weight loss journey update. Scott has no clue how scales work. Then they go down a rabbit hole of documentaries. #aaronhernandez #lovehaswon #hurricanehelene #covid #thebiggestloser w...

The Spanish Crusader: #248 Adulting on a very gay Birthday 22.09.2024

It is Nick's Birthday episode. The gang discusses aging and all that comes with it, injuries, depression, anxiety. Is anyone a member of the Mile High Club? What is the secret of a long lasting relationship. Is Sarah's home a scene from Jumanji? And does Nick have a new difficult client? #milehighclub #spanishcrusader #jumanji www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Welcome to America Precious: #247 Adulting while eating the Dogs 15.09.2024

In this episode the gang discusses one of the best presidential debates in US History. Game Master Ryan joins us to tell us all about his trip to Walt Disney World. What crazy things did Scott do this time? The return of Travels and Tribulations. Chirs gives us a Biggest Looser update, and Nick has more cheerleading stories. #trump #harris #debate #vote2024 #springfield #hatians #eatingdogsandcats...

Trump Flags have the best BBQ: #246 Adulting at Pee Wee Football 08.09.2024

In this episode Scott is feeling himself with his new glasses. It is the return of football season and most of the gang are excited. Nick has been forced to get into football. Chris had to get a Physical. He may have taken things too far. And did Sarah have a picture perfect wedding where everything went wrong? Has Nick become a wedding planner? It fits the stereotype! #glasses #nfl #fantasyfootba...

Horney Dolphins: #245 Adulting with Prison Mike 01.09.2024

In this episode Scott had a nightmare about Chris' daughter. Did Bob Dylan use the N word in a song? Piper seems to be Prison Mike. Is Nick a Horney Dolphin? What is a Dick Fart? Chris' Biggest Loser update and so much more! #bobdylan #hurricane #prisonmike #theoffice #dolphins #biggestloser www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

I think I'm Gay: #244 Adulting as the Biggest Loser 22.08.2024

This is part 2 of our discussion on D23 involving the Orlando additions. Chris finally gets to tell his Biggest Loser contest story. Chris had to attend Baptism Classes. Nick's birthday month is coming up and he is not being a diva or anything!!! #d23 #waltdisneyworld #biggestlooser #carsland #monstersinc #muppets #magickingdom #epcot #animalkingdom #hollywoodstudios #encanto #indianajones www.non...

Scissoring doesn't exist: #243 Adulting at D23 18.08.2024

In this Episode Scott, Nick, and Sarah's kids are officially back to school. What the hell are kids wearing these days during the heat of summer? Chris takes us down a really strange path about Lesbians. If you are a lesbian and would like to answer some of our questions we would love to have you on. Just email us at nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. Chris starts to talk about his Biggest Looser cont...

Breast Pump for Men: #242 Adulting as a Cheerleading Coach 11.08.2024

In this Episode Chris and his wife spent time without the baby for the first time. Chris has some crazy stories from the wedding. We bring back a forgotten segment. Crazy news stories out of the Olympics. Has Sarah found a new home yet? And what is Nick's new occupation? #olympics #polevaulter #turkishshooter #usapingpongteam www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Anti Sex Olympics: #241 Adulting for Back to School 04.08.2024

It's Back to school time. What is the gang doing to prepare for the kids going back to school. Scott was in rare form today at Disney. Are we overpaying for car insurance? What is happing in the Olympics? What is with the Beds in the Olympic village. Does Scott need to apologize for who he is rooting for in Olympic Basketball? And Much more. #olympics, #cardboardbeds #grinder #tinder #USA #Germany...

Everything Starts with a Cat: #240 Adulting on a Ghost Tour 28.07.2024

In this episode the gang discusses the movie Twisters and Sarah's love for Bill Paxton. Scott is going to see Deadpool and Wolverine all by himself. Chris can't go on opening night because of an Engagement party that has not happened yet??? Scott's dog is Obese. Chris has gone down a rabbit hole of Conspiracy Theory's. Has Sarah given up on the home search? Plus how did she and Luis traumatize the...

I am Gay Jesus: #239 Adulting with an Average size Castle 21.07.2024

In this Episode Scott and Darren, well really only Scott recaps their trip to Disneyland. Nick can see the future and may be Jesus. Sarah shares her struggles with moving. Chris gives us a baby pooping update. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Wine Coolers for Days: #238 Adulting without Mr Scott 16.07.2024

Scott is on vacation so Chris is the Captain now! The gang discusses their 4th of July. There is a mystery phone caller. Nick and Sarah discuss their ADHD or HDTV??? Chris tries to get to know Sarah and Nick a little more and let them talk since Mr. Scott doesn't let them speak. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Pooping Glitter: #237 Adulting with a bag of Nuts 07.07.2024

Sarah may have a broken cell phone. The poop adventures continue for Chris' daughter. Who sweats more? Does Nick's Mother in Law have an obsession with squirrels? Scott will be out next week missing his first episode ever. Nick has clients dealing with a Hurricane. Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com Best local Big Shot-Nick Bryan Best Local Podcast-No New Friends Best Local Radio Voice- Scott...

Who is the President: #236 Adulting in a Hazmat Suit 30.06.2024

In this episode, has technology gone too far? Is Sarah moving away? Chris' daughter makes an appearance and seems to be backed up. Nick is back and talks about his trip. Who watched the debate? #potus #biden #maga #trump #election #viral #fyp Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Happy Juneteenth: #235 Adulting with Gators and Racist 23.06.2024

In this episode we celebrate Juneteenth and discuss some of the country's ignorance towards the Holiday. Attack of the paper straws. The sea Turtles strike again! Is Scott's wife part Redneck? What kind of cult did Sara Join? #juneteenth #bridgerton #youtube #fyp #viral www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com www.vote.orlandoweekly.com

The Glazed Donut: #234 Adulting with Hot Dogs down your throat. 16.06.2024

Scott had another awkward encounter out in the wild. The gang discusses the ban on Joey Chestnut. Nick explains his absence the last few weeks. Plus Chris' baby is not pooping regularly! #nathanshotdogs #joeychestnut #target #awkwardencounters #glazeddonut www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Scoop Soldiers to the rescue: #233 Adulting with a Marital Discussion 09.06.2024

Why does everyone hate Caitlyn Clark? Chris gives a baby update. Does she hate him? The Olrando Weekly nominations are out. (Please vote daily www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. Best Local Podcast, Best local Big shot that is not an elected offical- Nick Bryan, Best Local Tik Tok and Best Local Radio voice). How do you clean up your dog poop. Plus our very first live cal...

Waffle Stomping in the Shower: #232 Adulting with a dry Toothbrush 02.06.2024

In this Episode did Scott forget another birthday? Did Luis and Sarah get into a public fight at Epcot? What are your shower, toothbrushing, and general hygiene habits? Plus Scott and Darren have a trip coming up. And how many birthdays has Scott ruined? www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Beyond the Glass- Beyond The Glass: The WDW Animation Building | FEATURE DOCUMENTARY (yout...

Baby's First Poop: #231 Adulting while Invincible 26.05.2024

It is Chris' Birthday Episode. What surprises do we have in store for him? Plus Chris tells us all about his birthing experience as he and his wife have welcomed a beautiful baby girl or as Scott calls her the spawn of Satin into the world. Why did Nick have a rough Cruise? Is Sarah taking over as the main Tik Toker? #childbirth #adulting #podcastreccomendations #viral www.sandpipervactions.com ww...

A Chink in the Armour: #230 Adulting with a Pearl Necklace 19.05.2024

In this episode Scott shares the fun of streaming at the parks with his wife. Then how is Sarah's Spanish getting so good? The gang tries to get Chris ready to be a father. Scott tries to explain to Chris what a pear necklace is. Is Chris becoming a minister? #tiktok #viral #fyp #duolingo #notery Connect with Sandpiper Vacations: www.sandpipervacations.com To Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcas...

Getting Poked by Hot Indy: #229 Adulting with RukkyB 12.05.2024

Scott had another run in with Hot Indy and it went better than expected. Do you listen to this smut in public? Chris brings us an Eddie vs Steve update. Scott now has a Loungefly problem. How is AI changing the way we do things? Did someone book a vacation and not use Nick? And much more! #indianajones #loungefly #eddiedeezen #tiktok #fyp

2024 Friendies: #228 Adulting with Homeless Eddie Deezen 05.05.2024

It is our Second Annual Friendies Award show. Who will win? To see the episode in its entirety with all the videos check it out on our YouTube. https://youtube.com/live/unNEI2u_Qc8?feature=share Is Eddie Deezen star of Polar Express in trouble? What is Scott's problem with Marathon runners? Find out how Scott managed to injure himself on a pub crawl. Plus soo much more. #monorailpubcrawl #tradersa...

50 Shades of Gay: #227 Adulting in Witness Protection 28.04.2024

In this Episode Scott discusses Hot Indy at length. Kids and Social Media. Is Sarah in witness protection? What is Gay Underwear and why are jock straps so complicated? Nick talks about some awkward hook ups. We received another email. Nominate us for best local podcast under the category Local Notables www.vote.orandoweekly.com #50shades #IndianaJones www.sandpipervactions.com www.nonewfriendspod...

2 Heads are Better: #226 Adulting with a Foot Fetish 21.04.2024

In this episode the gang discusses the recent Solar Eclipse. Scott uses a questionable word, is this the one that gets us canceled? How do the conjoined twins have sex? Plus who has a foot fetish and who is grossed out, and soooo much more! #solareclipse #conjoinedtwins #abbyandbrittanyhensel #footfetish Please nominate us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Po...

$500 Miller Light: #225 Adulting with a moving Garbage Can 14.04.2024

In this Episode Scott recaps his trip to Jamaica. Did he visit the Nude Beach??? Nick recaps his cruise, what did he have planned. Chris was forced to make a large home purchase, but why??? Please nominate us for best Local Podcast www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. Connect with Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com To connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

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