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Monday Night Football doubleheader and it’s gotten bad in Cleveland for Deshaun plus the horrible injury to Nick Chubb. Steelers offense stinks and the Panthers/Saints played a boring ass game (00:00:00-00:22:34). College Football talk and is Bama cooked (00:22:34-00:40:21)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the new Rays stadium and Lauren Boebert follow up (00:40:21-00:57:34). Brian Hoyer joins the...

NFL Week 2, we start with Fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:09:11) We then break down every game from Sunday while Hank watches the end of the Patriots game live on the show Ravens 27, Bengals 24 (00:09:11-00:20:14) Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9 (00:20:14-00:26:25) Seahawks 37, Lions 31 (00:26:25-00:37:21) Bills 38, Raiders 10 (00:37:21-00:43:29) Titans 27, Chargers 24 (00:43:29-00:50:26) Falcons 25, Packers...

The Eagles ran it down the Vikings throat and Kirk didn't play that bad. Big Cat has chosen his 2023 pinky team. Max needs to go to a doctor but he is a fortune teller (00:00:00-00:14:52). Week 2 picks and preview for every game including Tua's middle name, Ryan Tannehill wanting to move on from sucking, Jaguars/Chiefs and more. Fantasy Fuccbois (00:14:52-01:21:15). Joakim Noah joins the show in s...

Aaron Rodgers season is over. We talk about the wild Monday Night Football game and how the Jets have somehow found a way to be more Jets. Josh Allen played bad and announcers need to stop saying asterisks on wins (00:00:00-00:19:06). College Football recap, Texas is back, the PAC 12 is finally really good, Mel Tucker and more (00:19:06-00:34:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron saving Team...

We're back with the Fastest 2 minutes for NFL week 1. We then break down every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:46) Commanders 20, Cardinals 16 (00:09:46-00:18:14) Browns 24, Bengals 3 (00:18:14-00:24:30) 49ers 30, Steelers 7 (00:24:30-00:31:07) Bucs 20, Vikings 17 (00:31:07-00:42:35) Jaguars 31, Colts 21 (00:42:35-00:50:19) Saints 16, Titans 15 (00:50:19-00:54:21) Falcons 24, Panthers 10 (00:54:2...

Football is back and the Lions walked into Kansas City and beat the Chiefs. Kadarius Toney had a night he will hopefully forget and Matt Nagy may be a problem (00:00:00-00:17:49). Week 1 picks and preview for every game on Sunday plus Fantasy Fuccbois (00:17:49-01:13:55). We then welcome on our good friend Dan Patrick who wrote a new book and talk to him about the best year for his hair, retiring...

The Chiefs are trying to dupe us into not believing in them. We are pumped for football season and take a quick derailment to break down the diarrhea on the plane story after seeing the video (00:00:00-00:22:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne in including Shohei Ohtani picture day, Duke quarterback, Dabo being cooked and more (00:22:50-00:46:16). Pete Prisco joins the show to breakdown the upcoming NFL sea...

Football is back. Deion Sanders is keeping receipts and he has the Dawgs to do it. We talk about the full weekend of football, Brian Kelly losing, who was the horniest head coach, Iowa offense being back for a second and more (00:00:00-00:41:28). Who's back of the week including diarrhea on a plane, the Waterdogs going to the semi's and more (00:41:28-00:58:05). Field Yates joins the show to previ...

College Football is back and people got screwed with their TV coverage(00:00:00-00:09:32). We do our NFL new rules refresher, football math quiz for Hank and faces in new places(00:09:32-00:30:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to catch up with the guys and then we break down our fantasy football preview, who were drafting, stay aways and Jerry’s poem for Jake(00:30:29-01:47:35). Mt Rushmore of p...

NFL Cut Day is here and it looked like Jonathan Taylor was on the move until he wasn’t. Ryder Cup picks are in and Hank doesn’t understand that Justin Thomas is a killer(00:00:00-00:20:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a belly fat gun and more(00:20:18-00:43:09). Tom Fornelli joins the show in studio to talk about the upcoming CFB season, who he likes out of each conference, Heisman dark horses...

College Football is back and Jason Garrett is a buzzkill. 49ers trade Trey Lance in what may be the biggest bust in Draft history(00:00:00-00:20:41). Who's back of the week including Trump's golf game and Messi being the GOAT(00:20:41-00:43:23). Howie Long joins the show to talk about his incredible path to the NFL, his 30 years at FOX, the Raiders, 2023 Football season and tons more(00:43:23-01:5...

Shohei Ohtani is hurt and everyone is sad and some media members are even puking. We recap the Barstool 20th anniversary award ceremony and talk some sports (00:00:00-00:31:13). We then welcome on our friend Andy Staples to talk College Football, dark horse picks, story lines and week zero bets (00:31:13-01:13:4). Mt Rushmore of ass kickings and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:13:48-01:4...

The commanders have won the biggest preseason game ever. We talk about that and Josh Harris not knowing how to shake someones hand. Golfers complaining about gamblers and Trevon Diggs liked the wrong tweet (00:00:00-00:23:33) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chiefsaholic, Miley Cyrus, and Ted Cruz got got by Big Cat (00:23:33-00:38:25). Our longtime friend and former Pro Tight End Tony Scheffler j...

Week 2 of preseason and we have some hot takes based on twitter clips we saw. The Ryder Cup team has some automatic entries and Hovland had a round of a lifetime (00:00:00-00:19:47). Who's back of the week including the Yankees being absolute trash and more (00:19:47-00:36:05). Daryl "Moose" Johnston joins the show to talk football, cowboys, the fullback position and what he expects in the upcomin...

We start with what has become a summer Friday tradition, reading headlines and commenting on trending topics (00:00:00-00:19:55). We welcome on our good friend Max Homa in person at Olympia Fields, to talk about his season, Ryder Cup, Spicy Meatballs, Tommy Lasorda and more (00:19:55-00:58:27). We then welcome on Super Bowl Champ Vernon Davis to talk ball, all his hosting jobs, the time he got tac...

Hard Knocks episode 2 and we have some questions about the Jets (00:00:00-00:14:56). James Harden is a big problem and we ask Max what he's going to do plus bonus Jake joins the Twitter Space "Does it matter if Obama is gay?" (00:14:56-00:33:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Michael Oher and the Tuohy's with a major doodadoo (00:33:07-00:56:35). Jon Rahm joins the show to talk about his Masters...

It's time to overreact to some Preseason Football and we're here to tell you who sucks and who is awesome based on fake game (00:00:00-00:18:53). We talk Lucas Glover's swamp ass and Big Cat has a decision to make about Wander Franco and his Dingers Only League (00:18:53-00:26:51). Who's back of the week including EPL, James Harden and country music viral stars (00:26:51-00:39:47). We then welcome...

Phil Mickelson likes to Gamble, a lot(00:00:00-00:14:35). We read some headlines around the sports world and Max finally gets to celebrate a no hitter(00:14:35-00:32:58). Lions Wide Receiver Amon Ra St Brown joins the show to talk about his break out year, all the guys drafted in front of him, growing up with a bad ass dad, how he and his brothers settled beefs and tons more(00:32:58-01:00:53). We...

Packed show today and we talk about the news of Barstool being independent again (00:00:00-00:09:57). Hard Knocks episode 1 and Aaron Rodgers has never looked happier in his life (00:09:57-00:23:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a rant by Jake about the Baltimore Orioles broadcast team (00:23:28-00:55:14). Braves first baseman Matt Olson joins us in studio to talk baseball, hitting dingers, Bloo...

The PAC 12 is dead and we talk about the latest conference realignment and how much it sucks for college football, even though we’re still going to watch (00:00:00-00:19:46). Tim Anderson got absolutely rocked after a real baseball fight for once. USWNT sucks at soccer. Has Philadelphia lost their fastball after giving Trea Turner a standing O (00:19:46-00:36:33). Who’s back of the week including...

We’ve made it to our last stop on Grit Week outside the new Barstool Chicago Headquarters. Football is back and the Browns may go undefeated. New Urban Meyer stories continue to emerge and conference realignment is a mess (00:00:00-00:24:45). Lions QB and longtime friend of the show Jared Goff joins us to talk Grit, Football, getting traded to the Lions, the non PI in the NFC Championship Game, Da...

We are on Day 3 of Grit Week and Podcasting from a hole in the middle of Ohio that we dug ourselves. MLB trade deadline and the Mets are giving up. Is the US Women’s team bad at soccer now (00:00:00-00:17:47)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including CFB realignment and a live cat joins the show (00:17:47-00:40:56). Bills QB Josh Allen joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, how much he missed us,...

Grit Week 2023 is here and the boys are ready to roll. We start in Buffalo after a great meal at Wingnutz. Jim Irsay vs Jonathan Taylor, Aaron Rodgers defends Nathaniel Hackett, Shohei Ohtani makes us look dumb and more (00:00:00-00:30:49). Who’s back of the week including aliens and Billy (00:30:49-00:48:09). Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell joins the show to talk about Grit, the climb the Lions are...

Football is back and with that injuries. Thankfully Joe Burrow seems to be ok and we talk the selfless Aaron Rodgers taking less money (00:00:00-00:16:41). Colorado to the Big 12 and the Fleck Bank in Minnesota is too big to fail (00:16:41-00:36:16). LeSean McCoy joins the show to talk about his career, his spiciest takes, females only parties, spoiling movies and tons more (00:36:16-01:24:29). Mt...

It's time for the long awaited NFL Head Coach draft where we go around the room and pick the best Head Coaches in the league (00:00:00-00:29:09). We talk about Justin Herbert being paid and Saquon getting also paid (00:29:09-00:34:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Hank is allowed off the leash and attacks PFT for bad reporting by Leroy's Ghost (00:34:03-01:00:27). Brian Harman joins the show to talk a...