Pardon My Take

Joe Burrow is injured and what shouldve been the best TNF was a huge bummer. Ravens offense looked good and we had drone delays (00:00:00-00:08:57). Week 11 Picks and Preview for every game including memes trying to spinzone himself into a 3rd string running back, can the Rams win a game, Browns starting DTR and more (00:08:57-01:07:32). Fantasy fuccbois (01:07:32-01:18:18). Andrew Whitworth and R...

The Bills are broken. We talk MNF and the resurgence of Russell Wilson (00:00:00-00:20:20). College Football talk, Harbaugh remains the best quote, Jimbo fired, Jayden Daniels Heisman and getting JMU into a bowl game (00:20:20-00:51:26). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank’s final lighthouse report asking what exactly is real? And the Waterdogs are in Philly (00:51:26-01:21:47). Charissa Thompson...

NFL Week 10 and we start with fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:09:49) we then talk about every game from Sunday Colts 10, Patriots 6 (00:09:49-00:25:12) Texans 30, Bengals 27 (00:25:12-00:33:06) Browns 33, Ravens 31 (00:33:06-00:38:30) Niners 34, Jaguars 3 (00:38:30-00:49:52) Vikings 27, Saints 19 (00:49:52-00:58:18) Steelers 23, Packers 19 (00:58:18-01:06:46) Bucs 20, Titans 6 (01:06:46-01:11:48) J...

The Bears are back, sort of and that was kind of football that we watched (00:00:00-00:09:18). Week 10 picks and preview for every game from Sunday with some wild twists and turns talking about Belichick's video, Max found a bird video, we have some theories on Kyler Murray and more (00:09:18-01:23:35). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:23:35-01:29:43). We then welcome on our good friend Sam Schwartzstein from...

The world is ready to stop watching the Jets on MNF. We talk Monday Night Football, JMU's big win over Mich State and more (00:00:00-00:22:08). We then talk CFB, Alabama is back, the latest on Michigan, Bedlam Finale (00:22:08-00:47:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Craig Counsell to the Cubs and new Stella Blue Holiday Blends (00:47:53-01:12:09). Comedian Nate Bargatze joins the show in studio...

NFL Week 9, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:09:46) Chiefs 21, Dolphins 14 (00:09:46-00:23:42) Ravens 37, Seahawks 3 (00:23:42-00:33:00) Vikings 31, Falcons 28 (00:33:00-00:41:21) Texans 39, Bucs 37 (00:41:21-00:57:13) Commanders 20, Patriots 17 (00:57:13-01:09:14) Packers 20, Rams 3 (01:09:14-01:13:25) Browns 27, Cardinals 0 (01:13:25-01:19:10) Saint...

The Texas Rangers are World Series Champions (00:00:00-00:06:03). We talk Thursday Night Football and the passing of Bob Knight (00:06:03-00:12:03). Week 9 Picks and Preview for every game on Sunday including the Frank Reich Bowl, Antonio Pierce touching his players, a crazy fantasy trade request and more (00:12:03-01:26:41). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:26:41-01:31:52). Clinton Portis joins the show to t...

Sports equinox and we start with the NFL trade deadline as well as some MNF wrap up as the Lions head into the bye (00:00:00-00:14:52). James Harden is traded again and is he the GOAT of trade requests (00:14:52-00:27:21)? Choose your own adventure World Series edition (00:27:21-00:30:44). CFB talk, who's in who's out and Conor Stalions continue to entertain the world (00:30:44-00:49:32). Hot Seat...

NFL Week 8. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:58) Vikings 24, Packers 10 (00:09:58-00:23:30) Eagles 38, Commanders 31 (00:23:30-00:39:40) Jaguars 20, Steelers 10 (00:39:40-00:48:33) Cowboys 43, Rams 20 (00:48:33-00:58:01) Dolphins 31, Patriots 17 (00:58:01-01:10:07) Titans 28, Falcons 23 (01:10:07-01:21:16) Saints 38, Colts 27 (01:21:16-01:26:17...

The Bills are back, sort of. We talk TNF and if Al MIchaels is ok (00:00:00-00:14:30). Week 8 picks and preview for every game including do the Rams stink? Is Hank back in on the Patriots? Down a wild name rabbit hole and more. Fantasy Fuccbois (00:14:30-01:35:08). Kyle Long joins us in studio to talk football, o-line play, the time Bill Callahan owned him in combine interviews, adult softball and...

We're in our brand new studio and the more things change the more they stay the same because Max is a loser again. We talk NLCS Game 7, Diamondbacks/Rangers World Series (00:00:00-00:24:31). Monday Night Football and Kirk Cousins is balling (00:24:31-00:28:59). College Football talk, the big losers Dabo, James Fanklin and Lincoln Riley and Jim Harbaugh and Michigan are in hot water (00:28:59-00:58...

NFL Week 7 and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. we then talk about every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:09:33) Ravens 38, Lions 6 (00:09:33-00:24:24) Patriots 29, Bills 25 (00:24:24-00:36:22) Browns 39, Colts 38 (00:36:22-00:46:00) Giants 14, Commanders 7 (00:46:00-00:53:04) Falcons 16, Bucs 13 (00:53:04-01:03:15) Bears 30, Raiders 12 (01:03:15-01:12:13) Seahawks 20, Cardinals 10 (01:12:13-01:17:4...

The Saints are a chore to watch and the Jaguars might be really good. We talk TNF, playoff baseball and Max needing 2 wins badly (00:00:00-00:20:01). Week 7 picks and preview for every game Sunday + fantasy Fuccbois (00:20:01-01:34:44). Will Compton joins us in studio to talk football, locker rooms, motivational coaches, beer Olympics and Nebraska (01:34:44-02:24:03). We finish with Fyre Fest of t...

The Phillies are the hottest team in baseball and on a collision course with the Rangers (00:00:00-00:11:25). Monday Night Football was a disaster for Justin Herbert and the Chargers (00:11:25-00:18:51). We talk College Football, Washington's big win, Heisman race, people being mad about Iowa and more (00:18:51-00:48:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including John Fisher being the worst (00:48:35-01:15:0...

NFL Week 6 we start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:10:21) Ravens 24, Titans 16 (00:10:21-00:21:16) Bengals 17, Seahawks 13 (00:21:16-00:27:47) Browns 19, 49ers 17 (00:27:47-00:41:33) Commanders 24, Falcons 16 (00:41:33-00:49:55) Vikings 19, Bears 13 (00:49:55- 01:01:32) Dolphins 42, Panthers 21 (01:01:32-01:16:58) Jags 37, Colts 20 (01:16:58-01:25:38) Texans...

The Phillies are on to the NLCS and Max was right. The Braves went down incredibly sad and the Broncos officially may be the worst team in the NFL (00:00:00-00:14:37). Week 6 Picks and Preview with travel tips, revenge games, David Tepper being a meddling owner, a debate about future debates and more (00:14:37-01:22:10). Baseball Correspondent Jared Carrabis joins the show to talk MLB playoffs, ho...

Jordan Love might stink. We talk Monday Night Football and residual clean up from Sunday (00:00:00-00:11:09). Playoff baseball and Max's brain is in a pickle after the Game 2 loss in Atlanta (00:11:09-00:32:46). College Football talk, is Bama back (00:32:46-00:44:38)? And Sark coaching to lose. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mark Davis and Lebron James (00:44:38-01:00:49). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins u...

Week 5 in the NFL We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:21) Niners 42, Cowboys 10 (00:09:21-00:21:04) Jaguars 25, Bills 20 (00:21:04-00:26:28) Steelers 17, Ravens 10 (00:26:28-00:30:42) Colts 23, Titans 16 (00:30:42-00:36:12) Lions 42, Panthers 24 (00:36:12-00:42:24) Saints 34, Patriots 0 (00:42:24-01:01:14) Falcons 21, Texans 19 (01:01:14-01:08:2...

The Bears are back. Pardon My Take civil war and PFT reports live from DC after the Bears won a game for the first time in almost a calendar year (00:00:00-00:23:25). We talk some playoff baseball (00:23:25-00:33:35). Week 5 picks and preview of every game with a bonus Marlins Man call in the middle that is a must listen (00:33:35-01:57:09). Comedian Sam Morril joins us in studio to talk comedy, K...

Playoff baseball is back and the Twins have finally won a playoff game. We talk Phillies, Dan Haren putting in a masterclass gameplan and more (00:00:00-00:19:20). Daniel Jones might be Ass and weve decided on our full page ad for a newspaper (00:19:20-00:32:10). College Football talk and who actually should be number 1 in the country (00:32:10-00:50:48). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat get...

We start with Fastest 2 minutes then we recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:13:57) Jaguars 23, Falcons 7 (00:13:57-00:21:10) Bills 48, Dolphins 20 (00:21:10-00:29:50) Eagles 34, Commanders 31 (00:29:50-00:39:27) Titans 27, Bengals 3 (00:39:27-00:48:18) Rams 29, Colts 23 (00:48:18-00:54:38) Broncos 31, Bears 28 (00:54:38-01:06:38) Chiefs 23, Jets 20 (01:06:38-01:12:47) Vikings 21, Panthers 1...

The Detroit Lions walked into Lambeau and handled the Packers. We talk Thursday Night Football and Damian Lillard to the Bucks (00:00:00-00:20:49). Week 4 Picks and Preview for every game on Sunday including our first London game of the year and some horrendous 0-4 matchups (00:20:49-01:34:20). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:34:20-01:38:24). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk NFL and CFB, whats wrong w...

We start with a quick recap of the MNF doubleheader, should the tush push be banned and is Joe Burrow back? Sort of (00:00:00-00:13:45). We then hear Hank's lighthouse presentation filled with facts and anecdotes and fake CGI pictures (00:13:45-00:39:55). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Tyreek Hill doing porn, is Aaron Rodgers thinking about Big Cat and more (00:39:55-00:56:39). Andy Staples joins...

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:12:07) Chargers 28, Vikings 24 (00:12:07-00:21:51) Dolphins 70, Broncos 20 (00:21:51-00:33:19) Packers 18, Saints 17 (00:33:19-00:39:56) Bills 37, Commanders 3 (00:39:56-00:48:30) Colts 22, Ravens 19 (00:48:30-00:55:34) Patriots 15, Jets 10 (00:55:34-01:08:55) Texans 37, Jaguars 17 (01:08:55-01:17:47)...

The Niners wasted the Giants and look like the best team in football (00:00:00-00:09:35). NFL Week 3 picks and preview including a question about Julio Jones, the Bears terrible Wednesday, Hank needing a win bad, and a loser leaves town game between the Chargers and Vikings (00:09:35-01:16:44). Fantasy Lad boys (01:16:44-01:24:31). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk Ryder Cup, his future Majors...