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Week 2 in the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:57) Raiders 26, Ravens 23 (00:09:57-00:20:04) Bucs 20, Lions 16 (00:20:04-00:24:42) Saints 44, Cowboys 19 (00:24:42-00:31:13) Commanders 21, Giants 18 (00:31:13-00:40:03) Seahawks 23, Patriots 20 (00:40:03-00:53:08) Vikings 23, 49ers 17 (00:53:08-01:00:58) Jets 24, Titans 17 (01:00:58-0...

The Bills are back and Tua got another awful concussion that has us worried about our future (00:00:00-00:09:04). Shannon Sharpe went viral for accidentally having sex on Instagram Live (00:09:04-00:13:28). NFL Week 2 Picks and preview for every game and we are going to find out who is good and who may stink (00:13:28-01:27:40). Fantasy Fuccbois and our TD picks (01:27:40-01:34:41). Brooks Koepka...

Aaron Rodgers survived MNF but the Jets did not. The Niners are still really good and memes is down bad after the Jets loss (00:00:00-00:18:06). We talk College Football, what’s going on in Colorado and does USC have a defense (00:18:06-00:29:05)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including saving the Orlando’s Chili and Joey Mazzula has his motivation (00:29:05-00:55:56). Scottie Scheffler joins the show to t...

NFL is back and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:10:03). We then recap every game from Sunday Eagles 34, Packers 29 (00:10:03-00:23:11) Bears 24, Titans 17 (00:23:11-00:30:04) Bills 34, Cardinals 28 (00:30:04-00:35:19) Texans 29, Colts 27 (00:35:19-00:44:11) Dolphins 20, Jaguars 17 (00:44:11-00:58:21) Patriots 16, Bengals 10 (00:58:21- 01:10:20) Steelers 18, Falcons 10 (01:10:20-01:18:...

The Chiefs take Game 1 with a thrilling ending and a ref show (00:00:00-00:10:46). NFL Week 1 is here and we do picks and previews for every game + a TD Parlay, is Dennis Allen getting desperate and Jerry Jones is turning up the heat (00:10:46-01:15:39). Fantasy Fuccbois is back (01:15:39-01:22:34). Pittsburgh Pirates pitching phenom Paul Skenes joins the show to talk about his rookie year, his cr...

We're on the eve of the NFL season and we're so pumped for football. We do our annual NFL Head Coach's draft and pick some MVP picks, Super Bowl picks, and least improved pick (00:00:00-00:41:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Kristin Cavallari, US Open Tennis and more (00:41:52-00:57:23). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk 2024 NFL season, what teams will surprise us, quarterbacks he's high on a...

Football is back and Brian Kelly is yet again making headlines. We talk winners and losers from Week 1 of College Football and no one had a better weekend than Notre Dame fans (00:00:00-00:18:10). Billy Napier is basically fired and Dabo has lost his way (00:18:10-00:21:16). FSU is down bad and a fan is refusing to eat shit after he promised to (00:21:16-00:35:56). Who's back of the week including...

Football is back and we have another blind poll to dig into this time by agents. Is having urgency for a quarterback good (00:00:00-00:35:08)? The finale of Mt Rushmore season with the Mt Rushmore of things in a college guy’s apartment (00:35:08-01:05:04). Tom Fornelli and Brandon Walker join us to break down the upcoming 2024 CFB season with some hot take, playoff picks and Heisman + we have a co...

Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise (00:00:00-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people (00:28:17-00:52:48). Mt Rushmore of Everything (00:52:48-01:11:37). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to do a fantasy preview, call his wife for permission to enter...

Football is back and we have once again been let down by DJU. We talk the games from Saturday plus the final preseason games (00:00:00-00:21:09). Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani are absurd and deserve more attention (00:21:09-00:26:50). Who’s back of the week including Oasis and RFK Jr selling coke (00:26:50-00:41:21). Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman joins the show to talk about this season, hi...

Barstool Summer Camp is coming to a close and we’re all gassed after our aquatics showing Wednesday. We read some headlines in what may be the slowest sports week of the year (00:00:00-00:29:40). Mt Rushmore of Orange things and a possible voter tampering issue (00:29:40-00:59:16). Will Compton joins the show (sober this time) to finally find out if anyone hates JJ Redick, college football, is thi...

We made it on Hard Knocks and it was fucking awesome. We talk about going up to interview Caleb Williams and episode 3. In horrible news J-Lo and Ben Affleck have divorced (00:00:00-00:16:27). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the almost Matthew Judon trade, college kids going back to school and Tua ripping Brian Flores (00:16:27-00:46:47). Mt Rushmore of things that are hard to explain (00:46:47-01:...

Hank is back and we get the full recap of his big day as keeper of the lighthouse. Patrick Mahomes is not fair. We talk preseason football and Simone Biles jacket (00:00:00-00:37:21). Who’s back of the week and we may have found the Busters guy (00:37:21-00:48:22). Ryen Russillo joins us in person on the RV to talk everything, including the untold BVT stories (00:48:22-01:46:11). We finish with Mt...

Injuries at training camp suck (00:00:00-00:26:54). We talk some LLWS and then play same faces new places in the NFL to get us sharp for the season (00:26:54-00:39:07). Mt Rushmore of Movie Quotes and Hank tells us what he expects for his lighting of the lighthouse (00:39:07-01:06:29). Future Hall of Famer Khalil Mack joins the show to talk football, Chargers, Big Cat’s love for him and what happe...

It’s camp season and the Jets have memes in a meltdown looking for Florio’s everywhere. JJ McCarthy getting hurt is a huge bummer (00:00:00-00:17:17). Hank has picked his Big 10 team and we look at the AP poll being released (00:17:17-00:27:17). Mt Rushmore of soft things (00:27:17-00:51:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Matt Kuchar (00:51:57-01:12:36). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk Hard...

Steph Curry saved the USA and we recap an awesome gold medal game and the end of the Olympics (00:00:00-00:23:53). Preseason football has the boys dreaming of franchise quarterbacks and in no way will this turn out poorly (00:23:53-00:35:15). Who’s back of the week and Hank got stuck in an elevator (00:35:15-00:54:39). Rams QB Matthew Stafford joins the show to talk grit, winning the Super Bowl, g...

USA Basketball is back after an unreal game against Serbia. Rooting for Lebron was fun (for a game) and Steph Curry lights the world on fire (00:00:00-00:28:35). Mt Rushmore of Yellow things gets contentious and absolutely ridiculous (00:28:35-01:02:28). Rams HC Sean McVay joins the show to talk grit, his evolution as a HC, winning the Super Bowl, clock management and new plays we want him to run...

Grit Week marches on and we’re all over the place on the bus (00:00:00-00:09:26). Hard Knocks episode 1 debuted and Big Cat has his guard up on Bears slander (00:09:26-00:27:18). We had an earthquake during the show. Olympics (00:27:18-00:33:08). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including White Sox winning a game and Brandon Aiyuk maybe getting traded (00:33:08-00:53:21). Mt Rushmore of tough things (00:53:21...

Grit Week 2024 is here and we’re live from the RV to kick off the week. The buy new clothes every day plan has already hit a snag (00:00:00-00:17:07). We talk Olympics, the incredible 100 meter dash, Scottie Scheffler and more. NFL Top 100 makes no sense (00:17:07-00:32:48). Who’s back of the week including the White Sox 20 game losing streak and RFK’s best story (00:32:48-00:52:07). Coach Jim Har...

Football is back and it’s time to learn the new kickoff rules. We talk Olympics and Embiid playing zero minutes in Game 2 for Team USA(00:00:00-00:25:36). Mt Rushmore of dumb things we used to think(00:25:36-00:51:50). Matt Damon and Casey Affleck join the show to talk about their new movie The Instigators, making it in the movie business, their Mt Rushmore of Boston athletes, and tons more(00:51:...

It’s time for the 2024 Takie Awards. We’re ready to give our 28 different awards from the past year in sports. Awards included Take of the Year, Should’ve put a man on that shooter, still alive person of the year, Italian of the year, Florio of the year, Ratio of the year, Blake of the year and podcast listeners of the year. Guest presenters include Joey Buck, Ryan Whitney, Jerry O’Connell and man...

Football is back as we are now at the beginning of 26 straights weeks of football every week being played. Olympics started and we talk about the opening ceremony, Team USA's first game, Tatum not playing and Embiid playing bad(00:00:00-00:30:39). Who's back of the week including Urban Meyer and his new spanish beer(00:30:39-00:47:58). NFL Hall of Famer John Elway joins the show to talk about his...

Training Camp is in full swing and Harbaugh is all the way back. Jayson Tatum’s aura has become a national discussion. Intern Huey has a TV Show he’s been writing for 6 months (00:00:00-00:34:58). Mt Rushmore of round things (00:34:58-00:54:13). Jayson Werth joins us in studio to talk about his career, winning a World Series with the Phillies, his years with the Nats, hitting dingers in men’s slow...

Training Camp has begun and Hank owes us an Econ presentation. Jordan Love is holding out in an unprecedented selfish move and Bryce Young looks like a kid going to middle school (00:00:00-00:27:01). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a big boating tangent (00:27:01-00:48:54). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Breakfast Foods (00:48:54-01:17:18). Nate Bargatze joins the show to talk about his crazy last year,...

Xander Schauffele owns the golf world after winning his second major of the year in dominant fashion (00:00:00-00:14:46). We talk about Biden dropping out but in strictly sports and ice cream terms (00:14:46-00:33:16). Who’s back of the week including clearing your browser history (00:33:16-00:43:21). Mt Rushmore of animals we wish we could be (00:43:21-01:06:18). Aaron Rodgers joins the show as a...