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The Dolphins look the be prime spoilers and Sean McVay got confused on field goal strategy at the end of the game (00:00:00-00:06:41). Week 10 clean up and the Bears start their firings (00:06:41-00:24:39. We talk about the big Rivalry game coming up Thursday (00:24:39-00:38:31) and then talk College Football including the loser Brian Kelly and the weirdest undefeated teams remaining (00:38:31-00:...

Week 10 in the NFL. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:38) Panthers 20, Giants 17 (00:09:38-00:28:12) Steelers 28, Commanders 27 (00:28:12-00:40:30) Chiefs 16, Broncos 14 (00:40:30-00:47:25) Patriots 19, Bears 3 (00:47:25-01:05:11) 49ers 23, Bucs 20 (01:05:11-01:15:35) Saints 20, Falcons 17 (01:15:35-01:22:47) Bills 30, Colts 20 (01:22:47-01:30:01) Vi...

The Bengals may be dead but we aren't going to stop believing in them. Ravens continue being a team you cant make any mistakes against (00:00:00-00:12:35). Week 10 Picks and Preview for every game including a new coach in New Orleans and some big games this weekend (00:12:35-01:18:50). Fantasy Fuccbois and our best bets (01:18:50-01:25:36). Coach Ron Rivera joins the show to talk about his first y...

Its an important day in America so we have decided to formally elect a president (00:00:00-00:09:42). We talk MNF (00:09:42-00:21:40) and NFL trade deadline and the Commanders may be all in (00:21:40-00:41:32). We talk college football, chaos in the Big 12 and James Franklin can't win the big one (00:41:32-01:03:38). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gerrit Cole opting out of his opt out and Ja Moran...

NFL Week 9 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:51) Bills 30, Dolphins 27 (00:08:51-00:21:41) Falcons 27, Cowboys 21 (00:21:41-00:33:29) Ravens 41, Broncos 10 (00:33:29-00:38:10) Commanders 27, Giants 22 (00:38:10-00:49:24) Chargers 27, Browns 10 (00:49:24-01:00:33) Bengals 41, Raiders 24 (01:00:33-01:05:44) Panthers 23, Saints 22 (01:05:44-01:1...

The Jets are back after winning Thursday Night Football in the ugliest fashion (00:00:00-00:14:12). The Dodgers are World Series Champions after an all time meltdown from the Yankees in Game 5 (00:14:12-00:28:41). Week 9 Picks and Preview for every game on Sunday, Flacco in primetime, Cowboys last stand, and fantasy fuccbois (00:28:41-01:29:41). Julian Edelman joins the show to talk ball, his new...

The Yankees have life all because a couple of their fans fought Mookie Betts for a foul ball. We talk World Series (00:00:00-00:12:13). Anthony Richardson benched and Stefon Diggs out for the year (00:12:13-00:19:07). Monday Night Football and Russell Wilson may be back (00:19:07-00:28:08). The Hail Mary aftermath may turn out to be good for the Bears now that the locker room is speaking out again...

Week 8 in the NFL and we start with the Fastest 2 Minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:10:26) Bears 15, Commanders 18 (00:10:26-00:42:48) Browns 29, Ravens 24 (00:42:48-00:51:28) Eagles 37, Bengals 17 (00:51:28-00:57:44) Falcons 31, Bucs 26 (00:57:44-01:03:35) Packers 30, Jags 27 (01:03:35-01:11:52) Cardinals 28, Dolphins 27 (01:11:52-01:18:48) Patriots 25, Jets 22 (01:1...

The Rams are back and looking frisky with Cooper Kupp and Puka Nacua back in the lineup. The Vikings don't need to worry, just stop playing the Lions (00:00:00-00:11:56). We're going for the Uncrustables record (00:11:56-00:17:33). Week 8 picks and preview and the podcast is at war with Patriots/Jets and the Bears/Commanders with an honest discussion about Caleb vs Jayden for the first time (00:17...

Hank is off to see the Celtics raise a banner and we’re expecting Bronny to play and we’ve put a bounty out for anyone who can dunk on both James heads at the same time (00:00:00-00:11:20). We talk Monday Night Football and it turns out the Chargers may have some issues even though Justin Herbert isn’t one of them. The Bucs disaster night, The Ravens are a wagon and fake onside rules confusing eve...

NFL Week 7 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:06) Jaguars 32, Patriots 16 (00:09:06-00:26:08) Lions 31, Vikings 29 (00:26:08-00:37:53) Packers 24, Texans 22 (00:37:53-00:46:56) Bengals 21, Browns 14 (00:46:56-01:03:37) Colts 16, Dolphins 10 (01:03:37-01:09:13) Eagles 28, Giants 3 (01:09:13-01:17:54) Bills 34, Titans 10 (01:17:54-01:21:31) Seahawks...

Bo Nix Thursday Night and the Saints are officially on Quit watch (00:00:00-00:07:58). We talk playoff baseball and an incredible Guardians win and the Mets are dead because the Dodgers have too many dudes (00:07:58-00:14:09). NFL Week 7 picks and preview including the Packers gross jerseys, Hank's trap game, Lions/Vikings and a Super Bowl Rematch (00:14:09-01:29:55). Fantasy Fuccbois and our cont...

The Jets have solved everything by hitting the Davante Adams button as he’s traded after a terrible MNF loss. Amari Cooper to the Bills and Jerry Jones is threatening radio hosts (00:00:00-00:22:32). Playoff baseball and the Mets tie up the NLCS while Giancarlo Stanton hits bombs (00:22:32-00:28:58). College Football talk and is College Football better than ever with the expanded playoff and NIL (...

We start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:44) Bears 35, Jaguars 16 (00:08:44-00:24:49) Ravens 30, Commanders 23 (00:24:49-00:33:41) Eagles 20, Browns 16 (00:33:41-00:50:11) Bucs 51, Saints 27 (00:50:11-01:00:11) Colts 20, Titans 17 (01:00:11-01:07:38) Packers 34, Cardinals 13 (01:07:38-01:16:34) Texans 41, Patriots 21 (01:16:34-01:23:32) Lions 47, Cow...

The Niners are back and the Seahawks have problems (00:00:00-00:07:52). Playoff baseball and the Yankees advance after a benches clearing conversation. We have two game 5's and we recap the Phillies/Mets and Max's bad buttcrack moment (00:07:52-00:28:29). NFL Week 6 picks and preview and a huge measuring stick game for the Commanders against the Ravens (00:28:29-01:30:48). Fantasy Lad boys and our...

Robert Saleh has been fired and some are asking if Aaron Rodgers is a coach killer (00:00:00-00:14:56). MNF and the Chiefs are winning another Super Bowl (00:14:56-00:20:46). Drake Maye has been named the starter in New England (00:20:46-00:34:23). We talk playoff baseball and Max is down real bad (00:34:23-00:58:43). College Football talk after an incredible Week 6 and upsets galore (00:58:43-01:...

NFL Week 5 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then get into every game from a wild Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:55) Vikings 23, Jets 17 (00:09:55-00:13:21) Ravens 41, Bengals 38 (00:13:21-00:25:38) Texans 23, Bills 20 (00:25:38-00:37:56) Commanders 34, Browns 13 (00:37:56-00:51:34) Jaguars 37, Colts 34 (01:11:43-01:18:26) Bears 36, Panthers 10 (01:18:26-01:25:45) Dolphins 15, Patriots 10 (01:25:45-...

Thursday Night Football was awesome for a change and Kirk Cousins is back (00:00:00-00:06:19). Pete Alonso saves the Mets season and playoff baseball absolutely rocks (00:06:19-00:21:59). We do a quick impromptu Mt Rushmore of Months (00:21:59-00:28:53). NFL Week 5 picks and preview for every game on Sunday + Fantasy Lad Boys (00:28:53-01:46:33). Colts QB Joe Flacco joins the show to talk about hi...

Playoff baseball is here and the Mets may be a team of destiny. Tigers win with their hoss Tarik Skubal, Orioles bad luck continues and we find a new website to grade fan experiences (00:00:00-00:21:21). RIP Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose (00:21:21-00:30:26). Monday Night Football had two very different games and the Lions looked awesome while the Dolphins are a bummer (00:30:26-00:48:15). We talk...

We start with the fastest 2 minutes. Then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:39) Vikings 31, Packers 29 (00:09:39-00:20:57) Falcons 26, Saints 24 (00:20:57-00:28:36) Bears 24, Rams 18 (00:28:36-00:42:57) Colts 27, Steelers 24 (00:42:57-00:52:33) Bengals 34, Panthers 24 (00:52:33-00:56:53) Broncos 10, Jets 9 (00:56:53-01:14:04) Bucs 33, Eagles 16 (01:14:04-01:29:47) Texans 24, Jaguars 20...

Thursday Night Football doesn’t have enough flags as the Cowboys beat the Giants and everyone got hurt.(00:00:00-00:05:07:) The A’s last game in Oakland and fuck John Fisher forever(00:05:07-00:12:06). NFL Week 4 Picks and Previews including the sad state of the Jaguars and Andy Dalton doing something no Carolina Panthers QB has ever done(00:12:06-01:35:24). Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney join...

Jayden Daniels is incredible and we talk Monday Night Football and PFT’s experience in Cincy (00:00:00-00:22:37). The Bills are humming and Trevor Lawrence is broken (00:22:37-00:27:56). College Football talk and Travis Hunter should be the Heisman winner (00:27:56-00:44:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a shift to team Raiola and Joe Mazzulla misses Hank (00:44:42-01:01:19). NFL Writer Michael...

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (00:00:00-00:08:16) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (00:08:16-00:20:15) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (00:20:15-00:25:22) Colts 21, Bears 16 (00:25:22-00:36:55) Giants 21, Browns 15 (00:36:55-00:44:00) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (00:44:00-00:50:24) Packers 30, Titans 14 (00:50:24-00:55:02) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (00:55:02-01:04:20) Panthers 36, Raiders...

Aaron Rodgers is back and the Patriots are dead. We talk Thursday Night Football and Memes wanted to fight Hank earlier(00:00:00-00:13:12). Shohei goes 50/50 then 51/51 (00:13:12-00:15:31). Woj retires (00:15:31-00:21:54). NFL Week 3 Picks and Preview including Arthur Blank night in Atlanta, Skylar Thompson having a shitty number and more deep analysis (00:21:54-01:40:56). Fantasy Ladboys. (01:40:...

Kirk Cousins is back after he silences Philadelphia on Monday Night. Max was in attendance and has a report card from the Linc on this year’s Eagles team. Max and Memes try to negotiate a trade (00:00:00-00:29:47). Bryce Young is out as QB1 in Carolina (00:29:47-00:36:35). CFB Wednesdays (00:36:35-00:44:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ben Simmons being back to all star caliber based on his off...