Paramnesia Theater

This week's movie celebrates many things this week. The 4th of July! USA's Semi-quincentennial! Dead Mom Summer! And my birthday! Which is clearly the most important of all. So, I decided to bring a movie that showcases all of those things with Independence Day! A movie I originally thought was going to be about the founding fathers but was pleasantly surprised when I found out it's actually about...

Let's take a drive down to the Valley for Rebecca's throwback: Clueless! That's right, we're going back to relive the bright plaids, silly hats, and baggy pants of the 90's with Cher and Dionne, so hold on to your wallets and buckle your seatbelts for this episode of Paramnesia Theater!

Get your beers ready, because we're headed over to Green Street for some Hooliganry in Tim's pick for this week: Green Street Hooligans! This incredibly hard to find 2005 Crime Drama stars Charlie Hunnam and Elijah Wood and contains loads of gratuitous violence in the name of football (or soccer if you're a yank).

Join us for a Mother's Day Special with a special surprise guest host! Little Vampire, while newer in age and traditionally a spooky season movie Maryl thought it would be the perfect movie to watch with the crew at the theater.

Sail away with us on this classic pirate adventure, Muppet Treasure Island, Pull up a lounge chair and enjoy the view while we bask in the bright light that is the great Tim Curry; just watch out for that cabin fever!

Were blasting off with another Muppets movie! This week on Paramnesia Theater, we're watching the very underrated (not by us) Muppets From Space!

It ain't easy being green... especially when all your friends follow their own path. Join us this episode with Tim's heartfelt Muppets movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan!

Before this episode we asked ourselves, "What will the day after tomorrow be like?" and now we are just hoping it doesn't turn out to be a number of weather related catastrophes that lead to the next ice age. Luckily for us here, winter is actually on it's way out!

Riley brings us what's only his second animated film of the whole show (and neither pick was 100% animated), The Pagemaster! This 1994 film starring Macaulay Culkin, Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart, tells the story of coward to courageous through the eyes of a very paranoid little boy.

Happy New Year, Listeners! We're back at the Theater with Rebecca's first pick of the year: Happy Accidents. This lesser-known indie film stars Vincent D'Onofrio and Marissa Tomei as a sort of unstable couple doing their best to balance fantasy and real life. Have you ever heard of this strange film? What do you think; underrated classic. or screaming shit-show?

Get your cigarettes and hot cocoa and settle in for Tim's Christmas pick: Kiss. Kiss, Bang Bang starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer!

Season Greetings, listeners! On today's episode we'll follow the tale of Hogarth, a young boy in 1950s Maine, who discovers a giant robot in this 1999 flop, The Iron Giant!

Prepare for an epic quest to the end of the world! Set sail with us to the time of Greek mythology where we'll adventure with Jason and the Argonauts to find the Golden Fleece!

Today we harken back to one of Rebecca's absolute favorites, a non-Disney classic, a 1994 flop, The Swan Princess!

Get your rice, newspaper, confetti and noisemakers ready because this week Tim's bringing us rockin' Halloween favorite, Rocky Horror Picture Show!

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she sneeze three times and she's a leprechauns wife" are words that will haunt Anna through the next thousand years. Anna shares her trauma with us today as we watch Leprechaun 2! This 1994 horror comedy stars Warwick Davis, and some other lesser know actors (and for good reason).

Typically we encourage our listeners to join us in our screenings, but everyone here at Paramnesia Theater recommends saving 90 minutes of your life. We watched this slog so you don't have to! It is fun to hear us rip it apart, though, so "MOVE Bitch, get out the way" of this trainwreck.

You want to go to the Island. You don't... but you do want to watch this 2005 action film starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlet Johansson as clones discovering their true identities. Do you remember this explosion-filled Michael Bay film?

We're heading down to New Orleans with Tim's pick of the week: A Love Song for Bobby Long. This 2004 drama, starring John Travolta and Scarlet Johansson, is a tale of love, support, found family, and just a little grifting. So grab all the snacks you can find for emotional support and let's settle this property dispute!

This week at Paramnesia Theater, Anna brings us Throw Momma from the Train, starring Billy Crystal and show favorite, Danny DeVito! We don't wanna throw our momma's from a train, but do we want to throw this movie from a train? Find out now!

This week on Paramnesia Theater, Riley brings a childhood favorite that he definitely shouldn't have been watching as a child, Desperado. This very violent 1995 film stars Antonio Banderas, Selma Hayek, Steve Buscemi, Cheech Marin and many many more!

Take a seat students, and open your booklets to page 2 because we're taking the SATs! Smarten up with us as we construct the perfect plan to get,,,, The Perfect Score.

This week on Paramnesia Theater Tim brings us an old action-packed favorite, Domino. Based on a True Story, Domino tells us the somewhat true story of a group of bounty hunters working together to... do something... I'm not sure, this movie was very confusing. How do you think this Domino will fall? Find out now!

Are you too busy with kids, marriage, and work to enjoy a round of golf? What if you could have someone else do the work while you sit back, relax and go another round*? Just clone yourself! Michael Keaton tries to buy himself time in this Hogle household favorite, Multiplicity! *Results may vary

Check out them snappers, would ya, with us this week at Paramnesia Theater as we watch the 1894 treasure, Romancing the Stone. Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner star in this jungle action/romance film, not to mention show favorite: DANNY DeVITO!