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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the goings on in Katy Perry's War Room, Kamala being declared "brat" by Charli XCX herself, MJ calls to mobilize the JoJo Siwa vote, Jackie gushes about Glen Powell (who loves his rescue dog Brisket) being charming even if he's no BIll Paxton and Twisters sucks as a sequel, Jackie's cloud talking and MJ and Holden DON'T KNOW CLOUDS, brat is finally expla...

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden come out swangin' with Twisters! Then its off to HOLDEN'S MOVIE CORNER for Iron Claw, Late Night with the Devil, and Longlegs! Jackie is spreadin' the summerween joy with Frozen (2010) and Oddity, MJ is havin' a crisis with what to watch on MAX, while Holden heads The Other Way with a new season of the 90 Day spinoff, Jackie finally watched Jim Henson Idea Man on Di...

This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the "satirical" music video for her newest flop fuel by famed sexual predator Dr. Luke, Kesha takes everyone for a Joyride with her infectious new single, Jojo continues her bad girl era by lickin' hammers and wearin' the skin of teddy bears and dick wren...

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants to spew his seed across the entire globe via sperm donation centers from Netflix's The Man with 1000 Kids, Jackie heads to the theatah to see Nic Cage go wild in Longlegs without realizing the director, Osgood Perkins was also there, the tragedy of M...

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up to FIREBALL and gets ready to unleash a group of very horny teddy bears, Joey Chestnut is standing up to Big Beef and showing up Nathan's contest in his own veteran filled one as Nathan's CRUMBLES WITHOUT JOEY, Olympics training is happenin' over on...

This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with h...

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ repel the evile spirit of Katy Perry by using her wicked tomes against her, and goss' 'bout brat girl/rat boy summer continuing to rage on, Chappell Roan is absolutely poppin' off, Jen and Ben heading to Splitsville, Al Pacino reveals that Jack and Jill nearly killed his career as 2011 audiences weren't ready for his chocolate blend, Nicola Coughlan from Bridgerton...

This week Holden MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the highly dramatically produced Six Schizophrenic Brothers, Jackie gets real sad with I Am: Celine Dion, MILF Manor continues to contain some of the worst horrors of humanity, Jackie finishes The Bear Season 3 in record time, A Quiet Place: Day One is....not great, but Jackie loved Kinds of Kindness.   America's Sweethearts - Netflix Six Schizophre...

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout how the Town shall never be as Crazy as it used to be with the loss of Shifty Shellshock, The Bear Season 3 hits the ground runnin' and roarin', Katy Perry decides to ruin all good faith she has to drop a "female empowerment" album with Dr Puke, Justin Timberlake worries about the World Tour as well as his many many many problems and apparently several j...

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden are gossin' 'bout the ridiculous ending of Perfect Match (including some first hand experience from Stalker Jackie as she talks about her prey gettin' his Garf fix), Jackie heads to England for Hulu's I Kissed A Boy, Milf Manor is fully getting it's insano energy back with Kelly and Rebecca clashin' and gross gross dog Anthony, Jackie tips her 10 gallon hat to Ameri...

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ goss' 'bout the ever impending invasion from the kingdom of the Rat Men, TSwift possibly continuing to make sure Charli XCX as well as no one else hits #1, Christina Aguilera does NOT look like herself when she launches a phone sex line 1-888-PLY-GRND to promote her new lube, Justin Timberlake zoom zooms in the wrong lane past a red light and ends up with a DWI in S...

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are talkin' bout the leather undie butt bitin' gloryhole fest that was this week's Milf Manor, Holden is freaked out by all the Jenner Clones on Perfect Match, Jackie is all caught up on Bridgerton and LOVES it, Holden digs into Matty Healys new fiancee and learns about I'm with the Band: NASTY CHERRY, MJ took the kids to see Inside Out 2 in the theater and they LO...

This week MJ, Holden and Jackie, who's comin in with that Mom Who Smoked Weed Energy are gossin' bout Chappell Roan, the name of the fat Chipmunk, Nicola Coughlan ab-so-lute-ly killin' it, and get your piece of cheese ready cause it's RAT BOY SUMMAH!!! Sabrina Carpenter is explodin' and beggin' Barry not to be a big ol' turd, JoJo Siwa continues to be a v v v bad gurl, but sparks a conversation ab...

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ dive face first into the crotch watermelon that is MILF Manor, HBO's Ren Faire got MJ to watch Darkon and see what LARP is all about, Ishana Night Shyamalan's The Watchers is.... not good, Holden's stuck in an endless loop of Lightning McQueen with CARS, things in Metropolis are heatin' up in My Adventures with Superman, Jackie forgot just how good Dog Day Afternoo...

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden goss like it's 2013 with the Call Me Maybe memes, Miley Cyrus throwing on heels to hit the gym, JLO bets on it...and it doesn't pay off, Andrew Scott becomes the Queens Guard to read erotica for Quinn, a musical based on the  Glasgow, Scotland Willy Wonka disaster "Wonka Willy Fest: A Musical Parody" starts dropping songs with none other than John Stamos, Trina McGe...

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden talk board games, someone's sprung a leak on MILF Manor, New York continues rippin' it up on House of Villains, Netflix drops Dancing with the Devil a doc about a TikTok Dance cult because of course that's a thing, Louis and Lestat finally return in Interview with the Vampire: Part 2, and Jackie hit up da movies to see In a Violent Nature and I Saw the TV Glow!   Ha...

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and...

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embraced his edgy NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS teen self, MILF Manor this week was BOREO SNOREO, there's a new reality show on the horizon that may prove American reality TV does what Britain reality TV can't, House of Villains continues to pump out the hawt tras...

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEAL...

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Villains is worth paying for Peacock, Bridgerton season 3 made Jackie scream on the plane, Holden checks out Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, MJ checks out Spacey Unmasked, Max unleashes ZillowGoneWild, Holden reviews the Ashley Madison doc and Jackie love...

Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County Fair, the insane saga that inspired Baby Reindeer, including a bizarre interview with the stalker with eternal stankface haver Piers Morgan, a ball smashing and Cadbury Egg filled chat bout BOTS, SECRETS OF THE MET GALA REVEALED!?, Jackie's reaction t...

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden discuss the... unique looks of every MILF of the Manor, the Circle ending left LOTS to be desired, Holden's been on a romcom kick, Jackie gets on her spelunking gear to head on down the Mulaney Hole, PLUS XMEN 97 AND MOOOOORE!!!!!   MILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery Plus My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Amazon The Circle Season 6 - Netflix Anyone But You --more COM less RO...

This week Jackie is fresh from Naw'leans, Holden is checkin' out REAL NON ANIMATED CHUNKS and MJ is asking who's Team Drake?? In this BEEF filled P7 with Kendrick goin' after Drake, everyone booin' at Kim Kardashian during the live Netflix Roast of Tom Brady aaaand Tom getting upset about MASSAGE TALK, Page 7 FINALLY issues a formal statement on missing a MASSIVE plot point in Crossroads, some cra...

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (season 2), the bathroom hot mic moment comes back with H E A T in The Jinx (season 2) and Jackie is sent out to that terrible Planet of the Apes.    The Circle - Netflix MILF Manor (S2) - SPOILER ALERT 'BOUT 17:10 TIL 23:34 - MAXXX  The Jinx: The Life a...

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