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UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from ' Nerd Of Mouth ' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR! BIG TAY NEW...

Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A L O R D E R to "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" as...

This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the FIRST TIME EVER, Jake Young! Jackie's asking the serious questions regarding allegiances, until Jake admits he hasn't really been keeping in the loop, unless it's K-Pop! Then Jackie blows up Jake's spot with some Horse Girl discourse that lays out t...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwin, then it's on to the new season of  "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" and the embarrassment and sadness that's surely in store for the children in the series as they grow. Jackie gets into Season 2 of "Andor" to MJ's delight, Jackie breaks down how sl...

This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNE...

This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's causin' them great mental distress but now they're...

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The networks on vacay, so that means it's time to grab your studded belt, oversized shorts, and sweatbands to dive into the post-911 world of the very serious and grown up teenage versions of Jackie and MJ, in 2002! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Pod...

Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins' are done...at least until 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' comes back. While discussing how there's nothing to watch (except 'Andor'), they realize there's actually a couple reality shows dropping including 'Polyfamily' (a listener has written in wit...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Louisiana Lovin' Amber Nelson to goss' 'bout the cheapest steak (and possibly worst bathroom) on Bourbon Street, MJ's fruitless trip to a Flatbush Taco Bell, and Jackie drops the info on Tbell's new chicken based foods, which leads to the concerning news of Subway's nachos. Gwyneth Paltrow is adding a microscopic amount of pasta to her diet and the world...

Jackie and MJ are back for this post Springsgiving Second Helpings! Talkin' 'bout "America's Psychic Challenge" and the beautifully tacky psychic and magic docuseries of the 90's of 2000's that have Jackie WANTING TO BELIEVE, then Jackie get's into how hawt she got for the double dose of Michael B. Jordon in "Sinners", but before she can finish MJ tries to move things along to Season 2 of "Andor"...

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Ham Daddy himself Ed Larson to discuss that hot goss', including Steven Tyler's daughter ratting him out when it comes to the reason for all those bandanas, but the true question is how did no one see him shoveling pills into his gaping maw on stage, Jackie and Ed get into them ole Tallahassee days, and Ed reveals that he's hung with John Stamos a bunch, John...

This week on Second Helpings MJ fills Jackie in on how they have personally taken the Second Helpings lifestyle to heart, and Jackie is preppin' for the union of Friendsgiving and 4/20 on Sunday! Jackie reveals her plans for reeducation of the youth via Forrest Gump. Gayle King is now lord of space, and Jackie gives a rundown of the new season of "Black Mirror." MJ and Jackie are hackin' through "...

 LPN Funhouse's very own HIGH Chancellor, and resident Male Feminist, Holden McNeely crashes the SLUMBA PARTAH to goss' 'bout women goin' to space, Jackie's pro-anything that gest Katy Perry as far as away from Earth as POSSIBLE and Kesha seems to be feelin' the same way, speaking of which Katy Perry Warning at 6:55.211 and it's VERY STEM Science GIRL POWER, but back on this beautiful blue marble...

'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wanna push through the sadness to read the newly announced CRUSHING memoir that will NOT be on Celeb Readies, 'The Baldwins' are filling Jackie with a poison that the only cure is to spew it forth as they discuss HILARIA being a True Blue American by p...

UH-OH! This week's sleepover is about to get a LIL' BITCHY UP IN HERE as LPN's resident 'Bitch From Another W.I.T.C.H' Kara Klenk drops by to reminisce of days gone by spent with her now husband while MJ's reminiscing about their brothers old, toxic, rooftop pisshole in NYC, and Jackie's OBSESSED with the new 'Lady Gaga Fun Mouth Sounds' album! But speaking of toxic pissholes, in a move which sure...

Jackie's teeth Tony is a whistlin', parentfluencers are shillin' a 3 figure box that tells your kids a story without a screen (aka a RADIO), Chappell Roan is PREACHING 'bout havin' kids too young, and the newest Baldwin episode is literally just about a rug and not worth missing the opera for, so Jackie gives a 5 second (too long possibly) synopsis. 'The Studio' is great and filled with stars, and...

This week's slumba partah is being crashed by Page 7's big sister and resident DJ Tanner, Natalie Jean as we dive right into 'Hollywood Demons', '7th Heaven's' pedo problem and the true wronged party in 'Mrs. Doubtfire', the indoctrination of Disney Vacation eps of 90's sitcoms, Amy Sherman-Palladino had a mysterious event that Jackie and Natalie chose to skip for fear of an 'Eyes Wide Shut' situa...

GET UR BIBS ON AND GRAB A SPOON, Jackie and MJ are back to serve up some sloppy, slimy leftovers to (hopefully) satisfy all your quivering, begging earholes!  MJ's livin' their best life with back to back 'The Pitt' episodes and 'Temptation Island' (2025 The Reboot) per Jackie's suggestion. White Lotus was an experience for all those watching and got everyone sayin' 'I've been fucked up....But I a...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's very own political papa Travis Irvine ! MJ asks Travis how he deals with the politics right now and not wanting to die, and Travis reveals his secrets! Stanley Tucci got asked by delish if he could only dine at one chain restaurant for the rest of his life and he said "I'd rather not" cause he hates 'em all. Tina Fey was a guest on Amy Poehler...

Jackie and MJ are back again for a Second Helpin'! This week, HILARIA berates her husband publicly in an attempt to be cute but definitely comes off pompous and MEAN, then she uses the 15 year old sister of her daughter's friend to let the world know her dropping the accent is Code Switching. Geoff introduced Jackie to Jack Reacher with 3 words 'Big Beefy Boys', and keeping with the theme of mascu...

Big Bro Henry is crashing the slumba par-tay this week as MJ and Jackie kick off the show with HILARIA verbally berating her man-child for speaking while she speaks, HAWT FLASHES is about dog life extending medicine that Henry is already well aware of, allegedly Meryl Streep and Martin Short are dating and Henry DEMANDS THE TAPE! Tori Spelling is saying the kid she has massage her while nude is th...

MJ and Jackie are back and crankin' out new themes for Second Helpings! Rewatching the 'Step By Step' theme and reading 'The Baby-Sitters Club' to their own child has got MJ thinkin' 'bout millennial children of divorce, Jackie says the 'Love is Blind' finale had her in tears, Jackie prematurely turned off American Murder: Gabby Petito while watching it with MJ and now she's prematurely doing some...

This week on Page 7 VR MJ and Jackie are reunited with the dulcet toned Marcus Parks, on the 15th(!!) anniversary of the network, to goss' 'bout his concerns over Holden's taste in music (or lack thereof), The Wiggles staying power as they collab with Orville Peck on a new song called 'Friend of Dorothy", Marcus gets to be among the first to hear the new HAWT FLASH song, Adrien Brody tossin' gum a...

Hopefully you didn't fill up at the Vow Renewal because it's time for a Second Helping! Jackie's Snackie's kicks off as Jackie makes the fabled trek back to TBell to get those sweet bday churros (after they both got too high and forgot earlier) and she's givin' them her GUSH of approval, it's time to catchup on OSCAR GOSS'! Conan was a great host, as expect, but the rest gave MID since everyone ju...