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This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie reflect on the social immaturity of the Real Housewives and get into the dark side of family vloggin' with "An Update on Our Family" and the horribly sad tale of Huxley. Jackie gets into "The Detroiters" and is lovin' it, and MJ finally checked out "A Real Pain." Holden continues the frog narrated "The Curious Case Of..." which featured Nicholas Rossi...

This week on Page 7, Jackie gets introduced to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car after unveiling her parody of "Baby Driver"(featuring a driving baby) to MJ and Holden, and TLC unleashes it's whiplash inducing "The Baldwins" trailer. Camila Cabello is at odds with the internet again after photos of her recent arena show looked like a ghost town, Reese Witherspoon went on the Today Show with n...

This week on Talkin' TV MJ is back and Jackie is demanding to see "Baby Girl", MJ finally saw "The Substance", and Holden is comin' for Jackie's insensitivity. Jackie gives a rundown of "The Last Showgirl" and it's painful beauty before Holden takes us down a dark path of his boyhood Pam Anderson spank sessions. Holden gets into the Brony video by Jenny Nicholson, which leads Jackie into the gone...

This week on Page 7 Jackie, MJ, and Holden the Slyc3r are feelin' the horrors of the world this week including the death of David Lynch. Twin Peaks gets everyone talkin' 'bout small towns, Holden reveals he loved the Avatar pinball game, MJ gives a report from the trenches of children with the flu and norovirus, and fulfilling some apocalyptic prophecy, Progresso releases Soup Drops. Jackie sets s...

This week it's just Holden and Jackie, and they're both mourning the loss of David Lynch by viewing his filmic experiences, and both make plans to revisit shows they stopped in the past like post season 1 Twin Peaks, and HBO's Watchmen. Holden spent too much money at Amoeba Records, but got a pretty sweet Beyonce boxset vinyl! Jackie recalls watching Mulholland Drive with her mother in the theatre...

This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was lucky, while MJ fears from the east coast that their cohosts will soon fall before the march of flame.  Jackie reviews the trailer for "Better Man" the Robbie Williams Monkey Man Biopic Box office bombGARBAGE. Heidi Montag and the human fleshbeard she's...

This week on Page 7, Holden and Jackie give an update on what it's been like living in the fires as well as give MJ a rundown on Anora. Jackie avoided the fire one day by seeing The Brutalist, and MJ reports back that Season 3 of Natalia Grace probably shouldn't exist, but it did get Gideon and them to watch something other than Only Murderers, despite the true star of the show "Lady Out A Window"...

In this week's Page 7, Jackie belts out her song she sings for Wendy, Holden is revealed to not know Carmy's full name, and is busy ordering a Taylor Swift vinyl during the recording, all while fiery wind tears apart LA. MJ lets Holden know they WON'T get rid of the TSwift book he gifted them, but has definitely thought about it. Language once again fails Hilaria Baldwin as she forgot the word for...

After this week's Songs in the Key of Z inspired opening (and closing), Holden, MJ and Jackie get into Holden's John Grisham-house childhood, and MJ and Holden talk about the mommy murder books they've been readin'. Jackie and Kara of " Who's the Bitch " double date to see "Baby Girl", and MJ brings up another Kidman-led project, murder "The Perfect Couple" on Netflix. Jackie mentions her fever dr...

It's a new year during this holidazzze break and a new resolution of not saying anything if you can't say anything nice, so here's a watchalong!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast...

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It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime.  The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to...

This week on Talkin' TV Holden's limpin' across the finish line, with the help of House of Villains, Jackie makes her case for New York being the best reality star of all time, and MJ brings up the similarities between New York and Mary from Real Housewives of SLC.  MJ recommends a new Ina Garten series and Jackie sadly gives the news that Linda thinks Ina Garten is booooring, but Jackie comes in...

This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their journey to make Horny Christmas happen! Speaking of Horny Christmas, Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan couldn't make it work, and for some reason people are showing up at his grandma's to ask why? Jackie is going off on Doechii being a great artist...

This week Holden is strugglin' to feel the spirit of the season and Jackie and MJ give their review of Sabrina Carpenter's new Netflix Christmas special, Holden comes up with a plan for TSwift and Olivia Rodrigo Unity, Jackie tells tale of the awful "My Santa", while MJ contemplates watching thespian of our time Mario Lopez in the classic holiday cinematograph "Feliz Navi-DAD." Holden brings up hi...

This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jackie calls out most of her friend group as bein' in the NO NO ZONE. Jackie gives Holden, MJ and all parents out there a foolproof plan to get free shoes via lesson learned from Christmas Shoes, a video of Apple at the Debutant Ball devolves into some...

On this week's Talkin' TV Holden is HOLDIN' SPACE for 'Let It Go' as it speaks to him more than WICKED and the evil Ariana ever could, even tho he did enjoy it at the THEATRE with Jackie, and MJ reports back that Moana 2 is a big disappointment and feels like a direct to video sequel, and in this week's final theatre experience Jackie was NOT entertained by Gladiator 2.  MJ is watching the new Net...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty!   HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to grab your RumChunka and check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH !   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. S...

This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who recommended the upcoming "Later Daters", MJ and Holden defend themselves against the lies spread about them regarding Sea Shanties, Holden threatens to X-POZE Jackie on not feelin' Thanksgiving this year and attempt to fix it, Jackie will be offering her...

This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WEDDING!? Jackie continues the transition out of 31 for 31, Holden's making Mean Girl-esque plans to sabotage the group of 'California Dads' at Wynnie's school so he's no longer the "fat" one, MJ brings dark news of the Chuck E Cheese near them droppin'...

This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an...

This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was based, but Holden brings it back to the screen with his review of Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" and then it comes back to the 1993 Pauly Shore classic "Son In Law" as all paths in life do.  Jackie makes a plea to the fans for some Christmas horror movie re...

This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the magical warlock Mr. Piffles and his arcane master Piff The Magic Dragon while sippin' on a liquid headache, MJ Kicks off tales of Heidi Klum Halloweens past and Halloween present including her and Janelle Monáe both wearing E.T. costumes this year, whi...

Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causin...

This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to li...