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This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch ) to help mend those broken spirits,...

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat"   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7...

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial (she lost half a day of skiing 😥), nine year old North West launching a skincare line (and not to be outdone Holden puts Wynnie to work), Romy Mars created a video masterpiece to rival her grandfather's, everyone wondering Y Grimes changes Ex...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING ( EVEN THIS PODCAST ), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been knocked back into their place by snuffin' frenchies and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA???, GOOPs branded disordered eating and the ripple effect GP is trying to deny while she pu...

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the i...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end,  Holden shares his favorite bad day song, the continued drama of Vanderpump Rules, the everlasting terror of MILF Manor, a look back a Newlyweds, SPITGATEUPDATE, the rise of Circumboob, American Girl Dolls making everyone feel old, in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Justin Bieber marry Hailey...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely not projecting his feelings about the MILF Manor massage mess, Cocaine Bear, a disheartening Gronkie update, Lewis Capaldi's dealing with tics from Tourettes during a live performance, a Liam Peeson update, a breakdown of Perfect Match crush...

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH, Holden being a very normal child and enjoying John Grisham, Kelly and Mark goin' LIIIIVE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo DiCaprio listen to headphones AND VAPE DURING SEX!? AND A crazy fan merch list, the blindz, and SHOUTZZZZ!  ...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for moving with a pregnant woman, the wonders of Big Jackie's Fuck It Hats , Penn Badgley trying to clean up "You", Ezra Miller STILL playing The Flash, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Trump's Disney World Animatronic actually Hillary!? A List of...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith kickstarting the satanic cabals great war to end us all at the Grammys, what did Jen say to Ben!?, MJ takes us back to the darkest Groundhog Day EVER, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jay-Z a VIRGIN !? An award-winning List, Blindz, Sho...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of DILF Manor opening its doors to ensnare "barely legal brides", the soul crusher that is episode 3 of The Last of Us, MORE TOUR DATES??, the tragedy of M&M's not being boneable, the fallout from the Razzies nominating a child, Madonna needing h...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime Surprise and Black Eyed Peas feud, and da Oscar noms! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; The Tom Cruise plot THICCENS, DA LIST, AND THE BLIIIIINDZ!!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwor...

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS , turning back time with TBell, Martha Stewart's Not So Dry January VS Holden's Focus February VS May Of Mistakes, MJ gets 'Californication'ed, the Fuck-It Hat trend GROWS and SPREADS, Kanye rings those wedding bells again, Prince Harry's 'todger' story turni...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW , a fresh batch of royal tea (including THE CURTSY), Alec Baldwin being a total simp for some woman named Hillary on Insta, Celine Dion being LEFT OFF the Rolling Stone 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jung Kook from BTS the...

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medications, Nepo babies, Hilaria Baldwin's new podcast, tales of Xmas and NYE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Anne Hathaway and her husband the reincarnations of William Shakespeare and his wife!? Not to mention an inhuman list, Blindzz and them SHO...

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Support us at Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a fre...

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction, a dose of Hot Dog Chat, R. Kelly's in-prison album drop and continued (unfortunate) existence, the horrors caused by an Espresso Martini at 1 am, Shania Twain updating That Don't Impress Me Much, Celine Dion's Stiff-Person Diagnosis, and in Celebrit...

This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly Parton NYE Special, what color Mariah Carey's dress at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a revisit of Friends with Christmas, Candace Cameron Bure leaving Hallmark to make even worse movies, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Dwayne the Rock Joh...

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simple...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son gettin' in the family fish game, Nick Cannon's repopulation of the Earth, the upcumin' Stryx Tinder stream on November 30th, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stream, Megan Fox not flashing pubes, the continued wasteland that is Madonna's Instagram, M...

This week we're joined by Jake Young ( Wizard and the Bruiser , PuppetJared ) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the mess that is Twitter, who's the Jar Jar Binks of what, the best and worst of celeb Halloween 2022, the tragic passing of Aaron Carter, Selena Gomez feuding with Francia Raisa, Philly's biggest hero, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Kylie Jenne...

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School Musical 2 WHICH IS NOT AT A CAMP.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to lis...

This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The Crying Game not holding up, MIDNIGHTS, Jackie gettin' banned from TikTok for offering ziti to Jason Sudeikis, that damn dressing, the nanny that keeps on deliverin', Willie Nelson's plan for his ashes, Holden tells MJ and Jackie how they will die, the...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being a tiny cretin of a man, Holden uncovers a vast conspiracy causing people to not like his Taylor Swift TikToks, Kim K honoring her Gramma MJ and Jackie makes plans to honor her MJ, very concerning children's costumes, how Gloria totally ranks above com...