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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and...

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embraced his edgy NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS teen self, MILF Manor this week was BOREO SNOREO, there's a new reality show on the horizon that may prove American reality TV does what Britain reality TV can't, House of Villains continues to pump out the hawt tras...

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEAL...

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Villains is worth paying for Peacock, Bridgerton season 3 made Jackie scream on the plane, Holden checks out Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, MJ checks out Spacey Unmasked, Max unleashes ZillowGoneWild, Holden reviews the Ashley Madison doc and Jackie love...

Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County Fair, the insane saga that inspired Baby Reindeer, including a bizarre interview with the stalker with eternal stankface haver Piers Morgan, a ball smashing and Cadbury Egg filled chat bout BOTS, SECRETS OF THE MET GALA REVEALED!?, Jackie's reaction t...

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden discuss the... unique looks of every MILF of the Manor, the Circle ending left LOTS to be desired, Holden's been on a romcom kick, Jackie gets on her spelunking gear to head on down the Mulaney Hole, PLUS XMEN 97 AND MOOOOORE!!!!!   MILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery Plus My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Amazon The Circle Season 6 - Netflix Anyone But You --more COM less RO...

This week Jackie is fresh from Naw'leans, Holden is checkin' out REAL NON ANIMATED CHUNKS and MJ is asking who's Team Drake?? In this BEEF filled P7 with Kendrick goin' after Drake, everyone booin' at Kim Kardashian during the live Netflix Roast of Tom Brady aaaand Tom getting upset about MASSAGE TALK, Page 7 FINALLY issues a formal statement on missing a MASSIVE plot point in Crossroads, some cra...

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (season 2), the bathroom hot mic moment comes back with H E A T in The Jinx (season 2) and Jackie is sent out to that terrible Planet of the Apes.    The Circle - Netflix MILF Manor (S2) - SPOILER ALERT 'BOUT 17:10 TIL 23:34 - MAXXX  The Jinx: The Life a...

It's Spring Break at LPN and what better time to embark on a road trip with the gang!  Trigger Warning: rape and pregnancy loss   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz compa...

This week Holden and Jackie, playing the party of the Tay in the Middle are joined by 6x Phish experiencer Ed Larson (of The Brighter Side  and LPOTL ) to discuss TAY, Ed's big weekend in Vegas including a 4/20 Phish show IN THE DOME, LPN's Drag Raceissance, some Coachella Chat, artists like Madonna and Lauryn Hill, who think it's cool to show up HOURS late to concerts and still somehow have fans,...

This week Holden scuttles up some spaget and BLOCKS MJ ALL FOR THE CIRCLE (JK they'll be back next week) while Jackie preps herself for the horrors of another stay in MILF Manor as a new season approaches.    The Circle Season 6 - Netflix X-Men '97 - Max The First Omen - IN THE THEATAHS Civil War - in the THEATAHS Baby Reindeer - Netflix   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/...

This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers),...

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie marvel at their singing being able to be pieced together by their vv cool producer. Holden gears up for The Circle while MJ discusses the newest episode of Bluey, a series which brings Jackie back to Adventure Time in terms of emotional gut punches from 11 minute kids shows.   Physical 100- Netflix Married At First Sight Season 17 - Amazon Prime Bluey - Nickelodeon...

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing t...

TALKIN' TV IS BACK (WITH BONUS MJ) AND RELEASED FROM IT'S PATREON SHACKLES!   Physical 100 - Netflix Mean Girl Murders - Netflix Quiet on the Set - Max The Truth vs Alex Jones - Netflix Seeking Sister Wives - Discovery plus, MAX Smothered Season 5 - Discovery plus, MAX Invincible - Amazon Prime Immaculate - movie theater! Monkey Man - movie theater!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon!...

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new gay cowboy phase as they gush about Beyoncé's new country album 'Cowboy Carter', Jackie became the APRIL FOOL HERSELF while Holden's forcing the celebration of Men's Month, Lizzo QUIT (at least til she clarified), every company got out their silly s...

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer announcement and Diddy's Empire seemingly crumbling (check out this week's Leftovers for even more terrible news with 'Quiet on the Set'), Jackie goes to bat for her ITALIAN heritage and is STILL trying to make Springsgiving a thing, Page 7 FLIPS THEIR...

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Ka...

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's time for THE OSCARS (which Barbie dominated) complete with a live performance of 'I'm Just Ken', Holden gets a two day Twitch ban for Oscar streamin', Sloppenheimer and the beast he created took home Oscars, Paul Giamatti tearing up won Jackie's hear...

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from the public with the early Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton Missing!?!, Jackie processes the changes to Nicole Kidman's AMC ad (THEY REMOVED THE PHRASE), Jackie lays out the specifics on her attraction to Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha, MJ creates a f...

This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM", Jackie and MJ head down the G Flip Slippery Slide, Machine Gun Kelly blacks out his nipples (and a good bit of the rest of his body), MJ's watchin' Full House with the kidz and it's brought up some very 90's conversations, Holden lays down his rules...

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song only dogs can hear, Selena Gomez comes for Holden hard with her copycat fan name and Holden ends up calling for a total boycott of Page 7, the "I am Rectangular" singer got kidnapped with his family in S...

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie...

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their own Grammys that we can all agree would be far superior, Tay-Tay brings home best album for 'Midnights' and drops her NEW ALBUM ART AND TRACK LIST, no one can own Eras, quick Crescent City check-in: Jack...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and revenge, book talk up talk with Crescent City book 3 droppin' this past Monday and brief talk on American Nightmare (Jackie recommends) after MJ reveals they're a beach read bitch, Taylor is headin' to the S...