Out of the Catacombs

What if the most famous birth story of all time sounded… just a little wild when you say it out loud? This episode takes a tongue-in-cheek look at a pregnancy credited to an invisible being, a surprise delivery attended by shepherds who definitely weren’t on the guest list, and three mysterious guys who brought gifts like it was a very confusing housewarming. We’re not here to offend—just to laugh...

Elisha didn’t explain himself—and that’s kind of the problem 😅. From strange prophetic commands 🤔 to Justin wrestling with how unrealistic “just trust God” can feel, this episode dives into the tension between faith 🙏 and common sense 🧠. We explore why obedience feels impossible when it lacks explanation, how pride and pain get in the way of healing 💔, and why sometimes faith needs grace… and...

This week on Out of the Catacombs , Cornelius and Justin unpack the drama of Prophet Elijah’s life — man called down literal fire from heaven, roasted 450 prophets in one day, outran a whole chariot… and then said, “God, I’m done.” 😩 From miracle highs to mental lows, we’re talking about the wild ride of ministry life, burnout in the Bible, and how God still showed up — not in the fire or the ear...

Jonah really said “I’m not going to Nineveh 🚫🏙️—my ex lives there and I got beef 🥴💔.” Man ran from God, got yeeted into the sea 🌊, and straight-up swallowed by a big fish (not a whale, stop saying whale 🐳❌). He finally preaches, but still sulks, hiding under a plant 🌱 that a caterpillar munches like Taco Tuesday 🐛💥. Racist, bitter, and dramatic—but God still used him 🙌🔥.

Moses went from palace life 👑 to desert leader 🏜️ real quick. His mom finessed Pharaoh’s daughter and got paid to raise her own son 🤫💵, and when God pulled up in a burning bush 🌳🔥, He gave Moses a to-do list 📝 instead of a speech (that stammer wasn’t built for public speaking 😬). Somehow the awkward guy with zero popularity votes ended up being the chosen one 🤌🔥—proof God’s picks >>...

In this bonus episode of Out of the Catacombs , we’re re-examining the story of Joseph and his coat of many colors —but through a fresh lens. What if that coat wasn’t just a fashion statement, but a neurodivergent flag waving loud and proud in front of his brothers? We get into it: Was Joseph’s “favorite son” status really just about being special —in every sense of the word? Did his struggle to r...

What happens when Abraham and Sarah throw a baby shower at 90+ years old? You get The Real Housewives of Promise 🍼👵. In this episode of Out of the Catacombs , Cornelius and Justin dive into the hilariously wild moments of Genesis: Isaac needing some serious father-son counseling after the almost-sacrifice 😬, Lot’s chaotic defense squad in Sodom 💪🏽🏙️, and how Mrs. Lot became a salty statue whi...

In this special bonus drop of Out of the Catacombs , we're diving headfirst into one of the Bible’s messiest relationships: David and Saul . Was Saul just a jealous king losing his grip—or was he the original industry gatekeeper who accidentally launched David's music career? We’re asking the real questions: Were David’s Psalms actually holy diss tracks aimed at Saul? Did Saul give David h...

🚨 Holy WHAT IF? alert! In our first episode, we dive into Genesis like never before: 🐍 A lisping serpent? 🌧️ Noah the delulu king?? 🧥 Joseph the autistic icon with a killer jacket??? Plus, we spill on our favorite wild church conferences. It’s Bible stories—rewritten, reimagined, and totally unhinged. Podcast IG Corn's IG Justin's IG